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Everyone get in here! We're havin' Hurgusburgus in the [bad food] thread

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Mug cake is dangerous and delicious knowledge.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited September 2021
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?
    Of course not, don't be ridiculous; It's a soft-boiled duck egg mixed with buffalo sauce. Though some people have substituted the buffalo sauce with sriracha if they're so inclined.

    Sorce on
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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Mug cake is a thing I learned tonight and I should not have this knowledge.

    I had to impose a "once a fortnight" rule on my mug cake consumption.

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?

    You're thinking of Prairie Oysters

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    That doesn't look like Bad Food at all. In fact basically none of Stefan's stuff qualifies as Bad Food?

  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mug cake is dangerous and delicious knowledge.

    Dark chocolate pancake mix, peanut butter, and espresso make for a tasty mug cake/breakfast.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?
    Of course not, don't be ridiculous; It's a soft-boiled duck egg mixed with buffalo sauce. Though some people have substituted the buffalo sauce with sriracha if they're so inclined.

    That sounds like a testicle to me

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?
    Of course not, don't be ridiculous; It's a soft-boiled duck egg mixed with buffalo sauce. Though some people have substituted the buffalo sauce with sriracha if they're so inclined.

    Sriracha and egg is a top-tier combination

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?
    Of course not, don't be ridiculous; It's a soft-boiled duck egg mixed with buffalo sauce. Though some people have substituted the buffalo sauce with sriracha if they're so inclined.

    That sounds like a testicle to me

    Please make an appointment with a healthcare professional

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Finally came up with an acceptable ratio of protein powder chocolate syrup and milk for a breakfast shake without it being too sweet

    Sorce
  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Finally came up with an acceptable ratio of protein powder chocolate syrup and milk for a breakfast shake without it being too sweet

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »

    That doesn't look like Bad Food at all. In fact basically none of Stefan's stuff qualifies as Bad Food?

    I don't post in the cooking thread

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Finally came up with an acceptable ratio of protein powder chocolate syrup and milk for a breakfast shake without it being too sweet

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »

    That doesn't look like Bad Food at all. In fact basically none of Stefan's stuff qualifies as Bad Food?

    Have you seen the amount of cream and butter he uses (or any classical French chef)? It's delicious food that will totally wreck your life expectancy.

    And I have half a bottle of calvados at home doing nothing...time to get some pork chops and make that brandy creame sauce in the next few days.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?

    You're thinking of Prairie Oysters

    A prairie oyster is a drink. A hangover cure. A Rocky Mountain Oyster is a bull gonad.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I have some of the mtn dew thrashed apple

    It isn't bad

    Tastes like a non alcoholic angry orchard?

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cream and butter are fiiiiine

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I have some of the mtn dew thrashed apple

    It isn't bad

    Tastes like a non alcoholic angry orchard?

    You just made me real sad when i looked this up and found out it was a Kroger only flavor.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    At least I can indulge my apple soda needs with Manzanita Sol. Or Jones if I'm feeling saucy.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I tried the watermelon mountain dew a while ago.

    It was not good.

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Major Melon is delicious, how dare you.

    Assuming you are already someone who likes Dew of course.

    Ranlin
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    At least I can indulge my apple soda needs with Manzanita Sol. Or Jones if I'm feeling saucy.

    Oh my god I haven't had a Manzanita Sol in like 2 years. They don't carry it at my local grocery store and I'd need to drive to midtown to get some.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I love
    martinelli's sparkling apple cider

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Martinelli's is The Good Stuff

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I love
    martinelli's sparkling apple cider

    Highlight of the holidays. I could get it other times but I want it to remain special

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    One for my kids to share, one just for me

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    I love
    martinelli's sparkling apple cider

    That's my thing for Thanksgiving. I'm the one who brings the Martinelli's every year. At least three kinds.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »

    That doesn't look like Bad Food at all. In fact basically none of Stefan's stuff qualifies as Bad Food?

    Have you seen the amount of cream and butter he uses (or any classical French chef)? It's delicious food that will totally wreck your life expectancy.

    And I have half a bottle of calvados at home doing nothing...time to get some pork chops and make that brandy creame sauce in the next few days.

    We spent a week in the luberon/Provence a few years ago and it sure was the tastiest vacation we ever had but we also had pretty much heartburn every day after half of our time there.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
    Cream and butter are fiiiiine

    specifically, dairy fat products in the diet have not been found to increase risk of cardiovascular disease compared to the baseline diet, but substituting vegetable fats or polyunsaturated fats for dairy fats in the diet did decrease risk of cardiovascular disease from the baseline. https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2016/10/25/dairy-fat-cardiovascular-disease-risk/

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I tried the watermelon mountain dew a while ago.

    It was not good.

    Disagree

    DemonStacey
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Major Melon is alright but it's got an aftertaste to it

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think the only Dew variation I've particularly enjoyed beyond the original was that orange Livewire stuff.

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  • CruorCruor Registered User regular
    Mt. Dew Pitch Black is the best of them all.

    I will have to grab the apple Dew since I'm in Kroger country.

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2021
    I'm not even a huge fan of original Dew(It's perfectly fine) but I do love some of the variations.

    Livewire is top tier
    The recent summer Baja flavors were both very good. One was a citrus punch and the other was pina colada.
    Baja Blast of course is p great
    Major Melon is very good
    Voltage is good but really fucking sweet so it's harder to enjoy a whole bottle
    Code Red is ok but really fucking sweet so it's even harder to drink and at that point not really worth picking over any other option. I'd rather have regular even at that point
    Pitch Black(the grape version) is also top tier and I always wish for it to come back.

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  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?

    You're thinking of Prairie Oysters

    A prairie oyster is a drink. A hangover cure. A Rocky Mountain Oyster is a bull gonad.

    You're right, sorry, I got it mixed up with Prairie Calamari

    Captain Inertia
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My favorite of the Dew flavors was Alliance Blue. Whiteout a close second. Neither are available anymore.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    hm, what would a hurgusburgus hamburger be, anyway
    A gigantic air fried medium-rare burger on a sourdough boule, covered in HURGUSauce(tm), clearly.

    edit: I forgot, you can also add a Buffalo Egg to the order for $2 more.

    I assume a Buffalo Egg is a testicle?

    You're thinking of Prairie Oysters

    A prairie oyster is a drink. A hangover cure. A Rocky Mountain Oyster is a bull gonad.

    You're right, sorry, I got it mixed up with Prairie Calamari

    That's pig buttholes.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Oh shit! I just remembered David Changs chicken sandwich ghost kitchen just opened in seattle!

    I'm gonna have to try and order a spicy chicken sandwich for dinner, or something.

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