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seriously, though, what is a [movie]

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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Mythic Quest and Ted Lasso are both Apple TV shows and both are pretty good.

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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Harrison Ford is staying in my town to film a scene for the next Indiana Jones movie. He was photographed across the way from my apartment block this morning just trying to live his life.

    Which leads to me, on the 0.3 mile walk to get my vaccine, walking past 2 news film crews, crowds of people and... A man dressed in a full on Santa outfit? Full beard, bell, everything.

    I can only assume that this was Ford dressed in the most 5d chess costume imaginable to get away from everyone

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Having just gotten a trailer for something on Twitter, I feel compelled to ask: are there any good Apple originals? Because whether TV or movies I never hear anyone talk about them ever, which tells me either no one subscribes to Apple+ (which I believe) or that they’re all mediocre or bad

    Ted Lasso's fucking great

    Dickinson's a blast

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Having just gotten a trailer for something on Twitter, I feel compelled to ask: are there any good Apple originals? Because whether TV or movies I never hear anyone talk about them ever, which tells me either no one subscribes to Apple+ (which I believe) or that they’re all mediocre or bad

    Shows I’ve loved:
    Dickinson
    Ted Lasso
    Central Park

    Films I’ve loved:
    Billie Eilish: The World’s a Little Blurry
    Beastie Boys Story
    Wolfwalkers

    There’s a lot I haven’t seen, as like with any streaming service (no matter how much content on it) it can be overwhelming to know where to start. If nothing else, watch Dickinson and Ted Lasso

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Ted Lasso is more or less universally beloved and won some Emmys.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I haven't actually paid a subscription for Apple TV in I don't know how long. Every month they add a $5 credit to my account and that goes towards paying it. I forgot to update my credit card info after replacing my card and they've basically been giving me the service for free. I don't know if that's a covid thing or not.

    Free Ted Lasso is pretty good

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular

    Announcing Bright: Samurai Soul.

    Izo, a Ronin, and Raiden, an orc, work to bring a young elf girl and the wand she carries to the land of the elves in the north.

    Based on the Netflix movie, the anime film will be directed by Kyohei Ishiguro.

    Hey why

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    ngl I'd be pretty interested in that if it weren't associated with Bright

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Orc samurai cop

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    oh no

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Is Ted Lasso still entertaining if you don't care at all about Football or Football?

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    oh no

    This is the universe balancing things out after that string of movies and shows you wanted being willed into existence.

    That pendulum is a fucker.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Is Ted Lasso still entertaining if you don't care at all about Football or Football?

    yes

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I, for one, am glad that Bright is becoming an extended universe

    So that I have concrete evidence to point to next time somebody thinks executives base their decisions on what people on Twitter think

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    #geekedweek

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Is Ted Lasso still entertaining if you don't care at all about Football or Football?

    If you don't know much about soccer, than you are not unlike the lead of the show

    You will be on a shared journey, two souls traveling as one

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular


    “Jonah Hill will star in Kenya Barris’ latest Netflix film.

    It is said to be a modern look at the themes tackled in ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?’, the 1967 classic that saw a white couple’s daughter surprise her parents with a Black fiancé.”

    I’m good, thanks

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Maybe one of you will figure out offside and can tell the other one.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    ngl I'd be pretty interested in that if it weren't associated with Bright

    Yeah like it's a pretty striking promo image

    But it's tied to Bright

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular


    “Jonah Hill will star in Kenya Barris’ latest Netflix film.

    It is said to be a modern look at the themes tackled in ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?’, the 1967 classic that saw a white couple’s daughter surprise her parents with a Black fiancé.”

    I’m good, thanks

    didn't- wasn't this a movie with Ashton Kutcher?

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  • zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular


    “Jonah Hill will star in Kenya Barris’ latest Netflix film.

    It is said to be a modern look at the themes tackled in ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?’, the 1967 classic that saw a white couple’s daughter surprise her parents with a Black fiancé.”

    I’m good, thanks

    didn't- wasn't this a movie with Ashton Kutcher?

    Actually, lets be honest, Jonah Hill is absolutely too old to play the fiancé, but is old enough to play the dad (maybe a little young, but it could work). Maybe the modern look is Jonah plays the father who needs to reassess their worldview and how they viewed society and untimely learns...racism bad?

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Kenya Barris made his life story into a tv series not once, but twice, and he managed to star in it the second time.

    I respect the man's work ethic, but I don't really dig his stuff. Based on seeing a few seasons of Blackish and the Netflix series I don't think that remake is going to be any good.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I'll be honest, I didn't read very carefully the first time and thought "wait, isn't that like Bright?"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular


    “Jonah Hill will star in Kenya Barris’ latest Netflix film.

    It is said to be a modern look at the themes tackled in ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?’, the 1967 classic that saw a white couple’s daughter surprise her parents with a Black fiancé.”

    I’m good, thanks

    didn't- wasn't this a movie with Ashton Kutcher?

    It's maddening that they keep trying to get away with this.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Have the son bring home his husband-to-be.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Is the movie gonna be called "dinner-ish"

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular


    “Jonah Hill will star in Kenya Barris’ latest Netflix film.

    It is said to be a modern look at the themes tackled in ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?’, the 1967 classic that saw a white couple’s daughter surprise her parents with a Black fiancé.”

    I’m good, thanks

    didn't- wasn't this a movie with Ashton Kutcher?

    And Bernie Mac

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
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    Sidney Poitier was 40 and the character was a doctor. If they're flipping things around in this new one I don't know how being 37 is too old to play that character.

    That's if they are changing the characters up a little. Also Jonah hill is a few months younger than me. Now I feel even older than too old.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Have the son bring home his husband-to-be.

    Shit, this is probably spot the fuck on

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I just watched Tenet, as intended. On my 10 year old tv with subtitles on.

    It was actually really fucking good. I was shocked.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    jonah hill peaked years ago and will never top this scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP52omnnZmg

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    As much as I love Accepted, Jonah Hill is better used in the Jump Street movies

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I think it is easy to make fun of Jonah Hill, but I think he's a legit very good performer

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    As much as I love Accepted, Jonah Hill is better used in the Jump Street movies

    Hill and Tatum lit up the screen in the Jump Steet movies in a way I honestly did not expect at all. It made sense when I realized they were helmed by the same guys who directed the original Lego Movie.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    In the Heights is so much fun!

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jonah hill peaked years ago and will never top this scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP52omnnZmg

    I decided to rewatch this movie recently and I got to say after listening to so many idiots on Twitter insisting that taking out student loans was entirely a personal decision that people should be held accountable for it was nice to be reminded of just how culturally inescapable the idea that not going to college meant you had no future was.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I think it is easy to make fun of Jonah Hill, but I think he's a legit very good performer

    He was shockingly good in moneyball.

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  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    I added the please.

    Gets me everytime.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jonah hill peaked years ago and will never top this scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP52omnnZmg

    I decided to rewatch this movie recently and I got to say after listening to so many idiots on Twitter insisting that taking out student loans was entirely a personal decision that people should be held accountable for it was nice to be reminded of just how culturally inescapable the idea that not going to college meant you had no future was.

    The advice we were getting in the 90s was from folks who graduated in the decades before when not as many people went to college and they were mostly wealthy and white and could slip into a middle management role with any degree because they knew a guy.

    I don’t think it became fully apparent how much of a lie this was until it was way too late though. 2008 made it blatantly obvious.

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  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jonah hill peaked years ago and will never top this scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP52omnnZmg

    I decided to rewatch this movie recently and I got to say after listening to so many idiots on Twitter insisting that taking out student loans was entirely a personal decision that people should be held accountable for it was nice to be reminded of just how culturally inescapable the idea that not going to college meant you had no future was.

    It's a little of that, it's also that the promise of more school in your story opens up opportunity for more stories about time with friends, more parties, more adventures, etc. Compared to "it's our last summer together and then I'm going to be the assistant manager of a Wendy's". Animal House is basically that. It avoids the bleakness of having to grow up and get a 9 to 5.

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