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seriously, though, what is a [movie]

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    So a Wachowski made another movie designed to generate long posts and youtube videos I have to scroll past, how could they do this to me?

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    So I never cared to see either Cloud Atlas or Jupiter Ascending, but based on Rotten Tomatoes I guess you could say that Cloud Atlas was better, I guess. But even Cloud Atlas only has a 66% on RT and both of them only made back about 1/4 of their budget in the US so ... that's not a great endorsement as far as I can see

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    fuck Rotten Tomatoes
    Jupiter Ascending was just too advanced for em

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    shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Cloud Atlas was interesting to see once. I didn't love it, but there were some good parts. Meanwhile, I never had any interest in Jupiter at all and have watched Speed Racer and the first Matrix probably 20+ times. So... it really depends.

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    That's the true-true

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    I really dug Cloud Atlas when I saw it but that was during the fog of permadrunkedness so I need to give it a once over.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Cloud Atlas is really weird and really ambitious and has some problematic shit in it but at the same time I kind of loved watching it?

    It's not something I've ever felt like going back to, but damn if it wasn't a unique experience

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Oh and I've been desperately curious what the fuck a Matrix 4 would even look like, so the idea that it is "Cloud Atlas weird" is exactly what I wanted to hear

    That's what I want, I think

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I haven't watched the movie but cloud Atlas the book is weird and semi problematic and almost unfilmable, so honestly I've always thought 'props for trying'.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Still haven't seen Cloud Atlas, but JA really didn't do anything for me outside of a small handful of scenes

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    cloud atlas is an extremely earnest and ambitious movie and that counts for a lot for me even if it fails at much of it

    I'd say something similar about jupiter ascending, which I ultimately like a lot more because its goals are more obvious and fun

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Really looking forward to the Matrix just going weird as hell, yeah, which is saying something since Reloaded just went for it, but also pulled a lot of punches (Warewolves, Draculas) on cool shit we should have seen expanded upon in Revolutions. Go hard into Matrix Draculas and whatever! More orgies, not less!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I've seen only parts of Cloud Atlas and Jupiter Ascending didn't really land for me (although as a spectacle movie holy good lord it's nice to look at), but Lana is basically always swinging for the fuckin' fences so even when she doesn't quite stick it I respect the hell out of the attempt.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    The comparison I was looking for was Matrix 1 Wachowski and not Matrix 3 Wachowski.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gimme Matrix 2 Wachowski, it's their best film.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    It's me, the Cloud Atlas liker.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »

    Announcing Bright: Samurai Soul.

    Izo, a Ronin, and Raiden, an orc, work to bring a young elf girl and the wand she carries to the land of the elves in the north.

    Based on the Netflix movie, the anime film will be directed by Kyohei Ishiguro.

    Hey why

    Ok so, Bright was terrible and this is a bad idea. But also, they took the role that was played by a black actor, from a movie about racism, and made him samurai who appears (from the image here) to be not even Asian, but a white dude?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I would be hesitant to assume the race of anyone depicted in a picture like that.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited June 2021
    I mean the director, writer, and lead animator are all japanese, and the name of the character is japanese, so I think probably not? It's also not supposed to be the same person as Will Smith's characater, or even the same time period.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    I mean the director, writer, and lead animator are all japanese, and the name of the character is japanese, so I think probably not? It's also not supposed to be the same person as Will Smith's characater, or even the same time period.

    Ah ok that helps me breath a sigh of relief a bit better then. From the little article I found on it, which only had this and like 2 other pictures, I had no details about the crew, and the and the one other picture didn't really make me think "Asian-descent" and from the plot summery, I thought this was just "The Movie Bright but Anime" since its...the same plot, and this was Will Smith's character. So thank you for clearing that up

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    So long as Sexpest Dadkilledkids and Bootlicker Copagandaman aren't attached to the project, I could see it being a reasonable amount better than the original movie

    Maybe not good per se, but maybe better

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    will we ever get Speed Racer Wachowski again

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    As much as I love Speed Racer

    It made like 90 million on a 120 million budget

    So probably not

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Hell of a cast announced so far for Women Talking

    Based on the best-selling novel by Miriam Toews, Women Talking follows a group of women in an isolated religious colony as they struggle to reconcile their faith with a series of sexual assaults committed by the colony’s men

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    Judith Ivey
    Sheila McCarthy
    Michelle McLeod
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I have plenty of opinions that colleagues in writers rooms find baffling, but my genuine belief that Sense8 was Good, Actually is by FAR the one that catches me the most shit

    I think the wachowskis are largely bad directors that god lucky with the matrix because they hadn't developed their bad habits of trying to convey complex emotional development in 90 minutes and getting lost in their own world building while trying to very awkwardly try and poorly interject queer theory

    I think sense8 was the perfect format for turning their movie director flaws into an intricate exploration of human emotion and queer theory that seemed believable

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    The Wachowskis might not make the best films and they seem to veer away from plots at times, but damn do they make some of the best worlds I've had the joy of seeing on screen

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The Wachowskis might not make the best films and they seem to veer away from plots at times, but damn do they make some of the best worlds I've had the joy of seeing on screen

    This still gives me goosebumps

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXFknz4J88

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    At work they had on MacGruber. I have seen the end of it before but the person who put it no said it was funnier than shit the funniest movie he ever has seen
    Meh it's not for me

    MacGruber is just so earnest and dumb that I have trouble not watching it whenever it's on

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The Wachowskis might not make the best films and they seem to veer away from plots at times, but damn do they make some of the best worlds I've had the joy of seeing on screen

    This still gives me goosebumps

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXFknz4J88

    I love Freddie Wong having an orgasm on the couch from that clip

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    notyanotya Registered User regular
    Cloud Atlas was interesting to see once. I didn't love it, but there were some good parts. Meanwhile, I never had any interest in Jupiter at all and have watched Speed Racer and the first Matrix probably 20+ times. So... it really depends.

    I've only seen cloud atlas once, but I've seen Jupiter Ascending TWICE! I forgave more of JA the second time around. Still god awful. But I had to watch it again because I wanted to experience the awfulness a 2nd time.

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I think Tom Tykwer should probably be mentioned in discussing Cloud Atlas and Sense8, since his fingerprints are also all over both.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    This was really cool

    Lord of the Rings’ uncredited Gimli double did the work, and has the tattoo to prove it

    I knew about the tattoos, but not that Beattie had one nor just how much he put into Gimli.

    Some notable quotes:
    “I am aware that a lot of the people, even hard-core Lord of the Rings fans assume that a lot of the shots are some tricky sort of camera angle or some CGI shrinking John Rhys-Davies down,” Beattie says with a good-natured laugh. “I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubbles, but I can only think of a couple of shots where CGI was used to shrink Rhys-Davies down.”

    Viewers can’t really tell when Gimli is Rhys-Davies and when he’s Beattie — that’s the whole point — but Beattie can. He recalls watching a YouTube video of one minute and a half of Gimli fight scenes and realizing that all but four seconds of the montage were him. Beattie says he spent 189 days — some 2,300 hours — as Gimli, all told.
    Even when they weren’t becoming blood balloons, those facial prosthetics were a lot to endure. The scale doubles playing the hobbits had full rubber masks they could just pull on and take off, and there was an unwritten rule that they couldn’t be in the masks for more than an hour at a time on set. Beattie, meanwhile, had more than 2 kilograms of silicon and foam rubber glued to his face for a minimum of 12 hours a day, sometimes more.

    And this sucks
    With the encouragement of his seasoned movie star cast members, Beattie, who did not have an agent or any movie business experience, asked to get a screen credit befitting the amount of time and effort he’d put into Gimli. The producers agreed, saying that he was going to be listed in the credits as Gimli’s stunt, scale, and photo double. But a week later, he was told that he actually couldn’t be given the screen credit, due to “movie politics’’ and “concerns about preserving the illusion that is Gimli.” Beattie is listed in the credits, but just as a stunt performer. (Sean Astin’s book about his time filming Lord of the Rings, There and Back Again: An Actor’s Tale, confirms that Beattie almost got co-credit for playing Gimli.)

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    That DOES suck. Give the man his credit you dickheads!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I swear JRD said the thing about the tattoo way back on the making of special features.

    I know I heard that way long ago.

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    notya wrote: »
    Cloud Atlas was interesting to see once. I didn't love it, but there were some good parts. Meanwhile, I never had any interest in Jupiter at all and have watched Speed Racer and the first Matrix probably 20+ times. So... it really depends.

    I've only seen cloud atlas once, but I've seen Jupiter Ascending TWICE! I forgave more of JA the second time around. Still god awful. But I had to watch it again because I wanted to experience the awfulness a 2nd time.

    Jupiter Ascending is amazing cause basically every 10 seconds was punctuated by a hearty guffaw and me yelling "WHAT!?" at the TV in utter amused bewilderment.

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    This motherfucker is part dog and has flying wheelie shoes.

    10/10

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    John Rhys-Davies is a massive right wing wanker, shame Beattie didn't replace him entirely.

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    LordSolarMachariusLordSolarMacharius Red wine with fish Registered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »
    Hope the cloud atlas comparison doesn't mean that there's yellowface in this one

    Cloud Atlas slides on this for me as actors being under a ton of makeup was the movie's whole deal. There were white actors in yellowface, black actors in whiteface, Korean actors in whiteface, black actors in yellowface, etc.

    Like... two of Halle Barry's characters:

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