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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
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    What do you do if a fascist throws a grenade at you

    Catch and throw it back. Either I get them or at least I die relatively quickly being in the center of the blast radius

    Nope you just pick it up and pull the pin out and throw it right back at him

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
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    I wonder how many Germans died to grenades simply because Americans grew up playing baseball and could rip those things.

    Probably about as many Americans blew themselves up because they grew up playing baseball in Boston and spent the fuse time sanding down one side of the grenade.

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Spoiling because, yeah, it's smallpox and kinda gross.
    smallpox-reddit.jpg

    Circa 1901. Two boys aged 13, both infected with smallpox at the same place and time. The one on the right was vaccinated; the one on the left was not. The one on the right you might say had a breakout infection, but it was very mild and healed quickly. The smallpox vaccine was not perfect, but it still eradicated smallpox in the end.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Why didn't the one on the left just take horse dewormer?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Back then horse dewormer was just a shotgun.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What do you do if a fascist throws a grenade at you

    Catch and throw it back. Either I get them or at least I die relatively quickly being in the center of the blast radius

    Nope you just pick it up and pull the pin out and throw it right back at him

    I have a series of scars when I threw a defective grenade. It flew about between 10 to 15 feet before it went off because I was mostly behind a car and wall when it did I only got a small part of the blast/shrapnel. Even then it was more like a loud firework bang

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I posted this the other day in the youtube thread
    William Walker is a nexus of a point in time for Central America. the start of our good neighbor policy for the area and much more
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmyzcuhJ3N8

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I just had a stress dream where I was in high school and had do a forty page essay. I wrote one comparing and contrasting Polyphemus and Anaxagoras, which ultimately argued that Polyphemus was more important to and influential on Greek culture.

    I got an F.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Polyeffmus

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I just had a stress dream where I was in high school and had do a forty page essay. I wrote one comparing and contrasting Polyphemus and Anaxagoras, which ultimately argued that Polyphemus was more important to and influential on Greek culture.

    I got an F.

    Polyphemur
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    Polyeffmus
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    Polnareffmus

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What do you do if a fascist throws a grenade at you

    Catch and throw it back. Either I get them or at least I die relatively quickly being in the center of the blast radius

    Nope you just pick it up and pull the pin out and throw it right back at him

    I have a series of scars when I threw a defective grenade. It flew about between 10 to 15 feet before it went off because I was mostly behind a car and wall when it did I only got a small part of the blast/shrapnel. Even then it was more like a loud firework bang

    Hand grenades are poor thoughtless devices and I am sorry for your experience with them

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Frumenty was served with meat as a pottage, traditionally with venison or even porpoise (considered a "fish" and therefore appropriate for Lent)

    Hahah yeah! Suck loophole God you omniscient fuckin idiot! I get to eat delicious delicious porpoise meat even though it's Lent! Lol! Fuck you!

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    frumenty: an old-fashioned dish consisting of hulled wheat boiled in milk and seasoned with cinnamon and sugar

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    And porpoise! Put a little porpoise in there to get one over on ol Jesus

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    God I'm so fucking hungry for porpoise now just a tiny morsel of that sweet porp

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Frumenty was served with meat as a pottage, traditionally with venison or even porpoise (considered a "fish" and therefore appropriate for Lent)

    Hahah yeah! Suck loophole God you omniscient fuckin idiot! I get to eat delicious delicious porpoise meat even though it's Lent! Lol! Fuck you!

    Beavers and muskrats, too. And this isn't just one of those old medieval things, modern-ass Catholics still eat barbecued beaver on Fridays during Lent because they're abstaining from prohibited land-meats.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    God is such a fucking rube look at us eating porp and beav flaunting His stupid shit

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Frumenty was served with meat as a pottage, traditionally with venison or even porpoise (considered a "fish" and therefore appropriate for Lent)

    Hahah yeah! Suck loophole God you omniscient fuckin idiot! I get to eat delicious delicious porpoise meat even though it's Lent! Lol! Fuck you!

    Beavers and muskrats, too. And this isn't just one of those old medieval things, modern-ass Catholics still eat barbecued beaver on Fridays during Lent because they're abstaining from prohibited land-meats.

    Huh. I'd heard of gator, but not beaver. Also I kind of feel that's just ignoring the whole spirit of the thing. Go get some Indian food or something.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I love it when people rules lawyer the creator of infinity

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
    Luckily this fat fuckin platypus isnt made of meat! Yummy yummy yummy get that porp and beav and 'pus in my tummy ummy ummy

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's the way we always did it when I was a kid. You can go out and eat lobster and scallops and you're technically not eating meat, but it's kind of a stretch to call that a fast. I remember rice and raisins being a common go-to for dinner. Kinda sucked on the years when Easter fell late enough in the liturgical calendar to run into the heavy farm labor season.

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    R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    Nowadays you can get your rice bowl with a Lent calendar that focuses on a different super-flipping-poor region of the world each week and caps off with a meatless poor family dish recipe from said region. A couple of those dishes have become staples in our household, actually.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Grim. My sister would love it. I'd send her a link, but it would just encourage her to inquire about my walk with Christ some more, and that's not good for anyone.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    How is your walk with Christ anyway

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Where you see only one set of footprints, that's where I read too many books and fucked off to the city.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    the part about that saying is people don't realize is jesus is riding a hovercraft

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Readin is bad for Jesus this is true

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Hahaha yeah take that god, you dumb bitch

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Readin is bad for Jesus this is true

    but a lot of early and medieaval church scholarship didn't argue for theological occasionalism like modern hardline theology and furthermore....

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jesus would be great to hang out with. Go for a walk, wreck up a megachurch, chase people out while whipping them with the HDMI cables from the colossal TVs lining the auditorium. Good times.

    It's the people claiming to be like him that I have issues with.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Capybara was considered a fish for similar reasons

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    *Some old, hungry dudes looking at a small, furry mammal hanging out vaguely near some water*

    Boys that is a fish.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It's honestly a good thing that Lenten prohibitions are based on water animals versus land animals instead of a biological definition of fish, otherwise Stephen Jay Gould could have really wrecked the Filet O' Fish market.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Capybara was considered a fish for similar reasons

    And penguin!

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    It's honestly a good thing that Lenten prohibitions are based on water animals versus land animals instead of a biological definition of fish, otherwise Stephen Jay Gould could have really wrecked the Filet O' Fish market.

    There’s also the … British talk show? … thing, where they have a marine biologist on who basically goes on a tear about how there’s no such thing as a fish because it’s a stupid category.

    Wish I could find the link, it was pretty good …

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Get it, girl.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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