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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    lot of people trying a 'fuck around and find out' lately. I saw a bunch of kelogg's cereals for $2 at the store and knew not to buy any

    yeah I know the strike is over but I'll wait for the union-made stuff to cycle through the supply chain for a while.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I know they are making fun of how few companies own or make everything in the economy thread in D&D. Just I did not know Cheese Nips were made by Kellogg's I thought they were pulled because of the similar name game

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    i thought Cheez-Its were the Kellogg ones

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    i thought Cheez-Its were the Kellogg ones

    They are nips are made by Kraft a division of mondelez :rotate:
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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    As always, there is some consideration and soul-searching one must undergo before celebrating the death of a human being.

    On the other hand, imagining the look on the face of a BMW-ass BMW driver in mid-rampage getting drawn down on by a Prius driver is very funny and satisfying in a Cohen brothers kind of way.

    It depressed me though because if I was the Prius driver I would likely be dead now seeing as I don't own a gun....

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Cheez-its and Cheese Nips are both kellogg?

    ... the worst fucking timeline

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Cripes if I wanted to not support those companies I basically choose to never eat, clean, flavor or season anything ever again.

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Madican wrote: »
    Cripes if I wanted to not support those companies I basically choose to never eat, clean, flavor or season anything ever again.

    My main issue there would be dairy, sugar, and flour I think. It's possible to get fruit, vegetables, and meat without going through them (though potentially a bit pricier). Penzey's is independent of all of them for spices as far as I can tell. Edit: Pasta would be hard too. Rice is simpler though I think, at least.

    Post isn't actually on that chart, but is another bit of a conglomerate (not sure it's quite to that scale). Actually, not really sure if Coca-Cola needs to be on there if they can't link anything outside of beverages to them.

    Still ridiculously hard to avoid them since they're all layers and layers of shell companies.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Just imagine if we had even a quarter of the money Congress gave to the military going to public services

    Yeah. It's crazy how much better this country could be if the money sliders weren't all controlled by childish, easily bored psychopaths.

    Unfortunately, in this particular game of Sim City, we're not the player. We're just the transit advisor.

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    No we’re not, he fucked up the roads until funding was restored

    E: on re-reading this, please don’t go jackhammer up your corner street

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Cheez-its and Cheese Nips are both kellogg?

    ... the worst fucking timeline

    Cheez-Its are Kellogg
    Cheese Nips are Kraft/Nabisco/Mondelez (according to that image)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Cripes if I wanted to not support those companies I basically choose to never eat, clean, flavor or season anything ever again.

    capitalism is awesome

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  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    King Arthur Flour.

    fuckin', i dunno, buy it, it's good. bake your own products somehow, without the benefits of economy of scale.

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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
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    yeah uh thanks a million for that one

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    King Arthur Flour.

    fuckin', i dunno, buy it, it's good. bake your own products somehow, without the benefits of economy of scale.

    The factory is literally down the road from me. Great folks there, and they've been working hard during Covid to keep everyone safe.

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  • GrudgeGrudge blessed is the mind too small for doubtRegistered User regular
    Lipton seems to belong to both Unilever and Pepsico?

    Anyway I'm happy that we have local brands for most things, except apparently for toothpaste which is all owned by our megacorp overlords.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    There is no ethical consumption in capitalism.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    When it's available I like to buy from Bob's Red Mill. Good quality grains etc, and Bob converted the business to employee-owned in 2010.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    It's a little thing but when I get bread or bagels I try to get a brand called Dave's Killer Bread, founded by a former felon. Though I think last I checked some lawsuit forced him out of running the company?

  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Dave's Killer Bread is a bit spendy but loaded with yummy, and stays good for far longer than anything else we get.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Madican wrote: »
    It's a little thing but when I get bread or bagels I try to get a brand called Dave's Killer Bread, founded by a former felon. Though I think last I checked some lawsuit forced him out of running the company?

    ... wait, what?

    ED: No, he just sold the company. More on the story here if you want it.

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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular


    oh there's so many good stories they could tell about their Mission, i wonder what they'll start with

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I like to get my dairy from co-ops like Cabot and am fortunate to have a selection of farmers' markets who carry a large variety of produce and meats. We even get our OJ from a small-batch producer but mainly because it tastes much better than the national brands.

    One thing COVID did was fuck up logistics so much that the local supermarkets are carrying more local stuff these days and that's been nice.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    You might be surprised by how much stuff you can buy local, especially if you have farmers' markets

    There's even a new flour mill in town, here, that established itself pretty recently next to my favourite brewery

    Lots of farms around here doing delivery of anything from meat to eggs and dairy too

    It costs a little more but also inflation hasn't quite hit them yet the way it has at the grocery store, so fresh eggs here are only maybe a buck more than the supermarket ones right now

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    It's a little thing but when I get bread or bagels I try to get a brand called Dave's Killer Bread, founded by a former felon. Though I think last I checked some lawsuit forced him out of running the company?

    dave's killer bread is now owned by the same company that owns tastykake and wonderbread

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I cannot find the details, but Dave sold it and got a few million for it

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    It's a little thing but when I get bread or bagels I try to get a brand called Dave's Killer Bread, founded by a former felon. Though I think last I checked some lawsuit forced him out of running the company?

    ... wait, what?

    ED: No, he just sold the company. More on the story here if you want it.

    Well, glad he's doing better these days. I last heard about him years ago and it made it seem like his breakdown had been used to force him out via lawsuit

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Yeah, I cannot find the details, but Dave sold it and got a few million for it

    33 mil according to wiki, which is some dece scratch

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited January 2022

    oh there's so many good stories they could tell about their Mission, i wonder what they'll start with

    In terms of seminal fuck-ups that still reverberate to this day, I gotta go with Operation Ajax from 1953.

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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    ajax was a good one definitely. my favorite thing about that one is we hear about it as if it was this meticulously planned masterstroke of skullduggery that went off according to plan without a hitch, when in reality it was theodore roosevelt's grandson running around tehran with sheafs of cash bribing high-up military guys without any real plan at all

    a good book about the many and varied crimes of the CIA is Legacy of Ashes by tim weiner. the author wrote for the new york times for awhile but don't let that fool you, it's actually well researched and correct in the details. there's things i don't like about it, he leaves a lot out and he's coming at it from a perspective of america being good and there needs to be a competent CIA which i think is dead wrong, but it's a good intro to the subject before getting into stuff like the jakarta method or killing hope or the devil's chessboard

    e: CIA as organized crime is another one. i haven't read it yet myself but people whose opinion i respect think highly of it

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I'm not entirely sure where to post this, so you guys get it.

    my friend's mom, a relatively strict "Some Christian Offshoot" lady, has commissioned several portraits/portrayals of Jesus as a middle eastern man for her house, because "he's from the middle east and if we're going to worship someone, it should be the right person." and I love it.

    less thrilled are the members of her church, where she's been campaigning for them to change their iconography.

    I previously had no strong feelings about this lady, but now I would die in her army.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    ajax was a good one definitely. my favorite thing about that one is we hear about it as if it was this meticulously planned masterstroke of skullduggery that went off according to plan without a hitch, when in reality it was theodore roosevelt's grandson running around tehran with sheafs of cash bribing high-up military guys without any real plan at all

    Don't forget the circus performers and other randos Kermit bribed to start a pro-Shah demonstation, like 2 days before the actual ouster and storming of Mossedeq's house.

    And Mohammed Shah Pahlavi's response when news of the successful coup arrived at the Excelsior Hotel in Rome where he was having a lavish breakfast while in hiding after high-tailing it with over $100 million in cash several weeks before (in 1953 dollars!), "I knew they still loved me!"

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    jesus was black

    also ronald reagan was the devil and, thankfully, is dead

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited January 2022
    I'm not entirely sure where to post this, so you guys get it.

    my friend's mom, a relatively strict "Some Christian Offshoot" lady, has commissioned several portraits/portrayals of Jesus as a middle eastern man for her house, because "he's from the middle east and if we're going to worship someone, it should be the right person." and I love it.

    less thrilled are the members of her church, where she's been campaigning for them to change their iconography.

    I previously had no strong feelings about this lady, but now I would die in her army.

    Wonder if she could reach some of them by bringing up that the typical iconography of the logos most Protestant denoms and Catholics have adopted since the late 15th century is based on the bastard son (Caesarae) of one of most corrupt popes on record (Rodrigo Borgia/Alexander VI) who's known for wanting to know his sister biblically, most likely murdering his brother Juan with his own two hands and wanted to carve out his own private empire in the Papal States and the southern Alps.

    *historical asshat in question:
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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I can't believe I learned that the contemporary depiction of Jesus was actually some Pope's son from an Assassin's Creed game of all things.

    It's feels like something that would be considered historical trivia, but is a pillar for one of the world's major religions and has been used for centuries as a justification for bigotry and hatred. Just wild shit.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    I can't believe I learned that the contemporary depiction of Jesus was actually some Pope's son from an Assassin's Creed game of all things.

    It's feels like something that would be considered historical trivia, but is a pillar for one of the world's major religions and has been used for centuries as a justification for bigotry and hatred. Just wild shit.

    It's a somewhat contentious claim, but one with quite a bit of evidence behind it. There were always rumors that Rodrigo actually instantiated Caesare=Jesus as an official rule (cause the entire Borgia family lived in their own asses) via Papal encyclical that wasn't distributed widely due to Luther starting his dust up soon after Rodrigo and Caesare both died and the Holy See's focus shifted to other things, though nothing has been found in the Vatican archives that's official, just some notes from a couple of Alexander's secretaries about his proposed agendas.

    It is known that Caesare posed for at least 5 different works in various churches as the Lamb during Rodrigo's pontificate and they were paid for by the Church directly and that a lot of Roman and Florentine artists studied those as the newest examples of more naturalistic styles when the Renaissance was first building steam and their subsequent works leaned heavily towards those exemplars. And since it's far easier to copy than create and the artists from that era of history were put on such a pedestal that sheer inertia has kept it going.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That Ass Creed 2 trilogy was a lot of fun, especially Ass Bros

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    That Ass Creed 2 trilogy was a lot of fun, especially Ass Bros

    Pretty well the peak of the series for me. Just enough mechanics and history nods to be cool, but not too far up it's own ass with everything.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Ass Rev had issues, but god damn that last sequence with Altair...

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I enjoyed Ass 3 more, and very much enjoyed whatever the one with Bayek was, I cannot remember the actual title, but Ass Bro was the best one of the first four games, at least for me

    You got to fight the Pope! And calling your henchmen or proteges or disciples or whatever in as back up during a big old fracas was cool as hell

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    He ain't dead, but it sounds like Prince Andrew is being stripped of his royal titles.

    Will now be facing his upcoming trials as a private citizen.

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