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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I admittedly don't know much about Japanese politics other than it is very heavily conservative, but I have seen its impact on things like enabling companies to literally work their employees to death so much it has an official term: karoshi. Even without the overwork I've found the relationship between employer and employed is even more skewed in power balance than US companies. Things like nobody leaving the office until everybody else does, regardless of what their actual work hours are, and being forced to attend after-work drinking lest you damage your social standing in the company. And vacations? Given very begrudgingly and must be authorized by an insane number of people even for little things like an English teacher at school.

    This is just apocrypha but I've heard a theory that Japan produces so much bizarre media specifically because of how repressed their society is. Eventually something's gotta burst out with force. No idea if this might be the case or not but sounds reasonably plausible looking at what historically happens when people and ideas are suppressed. And it's not "rogue creativity ceases to exist."

  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    When a prominent political figure dies, every other one has to figure out some way to say they weren't a bad person. Even Jacinda Ardem (NZ's PM) said he was 'deeply committed to his role but also generous and kind' while Zelensky extended his condolences and the fuckin' Dalai Lama called him a personal friend who 'lived a meaningful life in the service of others'.

    It's all just fuckin' noise. Trying to act like there's anything to it is pretty not worth it.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Evolutionary pressure selects for world leaders with a strong instinct toward making people feel bad when world leaders get assassinated. It's a whole finch beak situation.

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    People don't want to appear like they sympathize with the assassin

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    I sympathize with the assassin a bit, more than I do with Abe at least
    I suppose I'm not a world leader though :rotate:

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Apparently the guy didn't just make the one gun

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Wtf? So some random crazy dude who wanted to murder someone else and than just killed who was there instead?

    That's incredibly random

    Political assassinations throughout history generally are

    Not in Russia! Those assassins were focused and relentless

    Although there were several where the intended target was like taking a shit or overslept and the assassins shrugged and “gotta nuke someone”d the other government-adjacent people they had access to

    russia might have literally the most famously-failed assassination in history, the mad lad himself

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Rob Zombie?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    That wasn't really a failed assassination, just a bizarrely protracted one.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you ever have an assassination go so pear shaped that the cause of death is "disposing of the body"

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    you ever have an assassination go so pear shaped that the cause of death is "disposing of the body"

    Yeah I've played Hitman

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    you ever have an assassination go so pear shaped that the cause of death is "disposing of the body"

    Nice Try Mr. FBI

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Apparently the guy didn't just make the one gun


    I refuse to believe this isn't a screenshot from Fallout

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    couldn't he just learn 3D printing or something

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    you need to make parts out of things stronger than plastic typically, though I have heard of "3D printed guns" I don't know if they're actually a thing

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    3d printed guns can work flawlessly and safely now, they aren't the crude one shot weapons they used to be. But why bother when two pipes, a battery and capgun (or whatever he used) powder is simpler and does the job? 3d printed guns work well in the US where you can buy ammunition but in Japan that's not an option.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    If you would like to know more about the state of 3d printed guns
    https://youtu.be/jlB2QV5wVxg
    The subject of the video was raided by police several months later and died in police custody from a heart attack 🤔

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    you need to make parts out of things stronger than plastic typically, though I have heard of "3D printed guns" I don't know if they're actually a thing

    I actually just a couple days ago saw an article about this being a problem in the US because they're completely untraceable.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    They're growing in popularity with gangs in Australia and other countries, but in the US its easier to get a real gun and buy a full auto switch off AliExpress.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I simply do not believe US police have ever traced a gun

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    They do it, but everything's on paper thanks to the NRA so it takes time. The other issue is that serial numbers can be removed which turns any gun into a ghost gun. Illegal to sell, but criminals aren't worried about that anyway. The other issue is that it's an after the fact measure, like CCTV it's only useful for catching a criminal after the crime is committed not before. It's not necessarily a measure that prevents crime.

    3d printed guns are an issue in countries with limited guns but in the US they're not so relevant when there is literally more guns than people.

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    You wouldn't download a gun

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    You wouldn't download a gun

    Now look what you’ve done Turtleant, now a dozen AAA publishers are scrambling to figure out what they’re gonna change three dozen season pass DLC sets into

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited July 2022
    You trace a gun in LA Noire by waltzing into the local gun store 20 minutes after the murder to look at the Big Book Of Who I Sold Guns To and rapidly pressing the "tap" button to have Cole tap his index finger all over the page, smudging all the white sounding names until only one option remains. That's yer man. Bake him away, toys.

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  • MidniteMidnite Registered User regular
    Apparently the guy didn't just make the one gun


    I refuse to believe this isn't a screenshot from Fallout



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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Assassinating a head of state with a spud gun.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Assassinating a head of state with a spud gun.

    it's like a Hitman challenge.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Really interesting Twitter thread detailing the assassin may have been angry about Abe being too cozy with the Unification Church

    More reports about the assassin's motivations, with more vague wording about a "certain group" (特定の団体) that he hated and associated with Abe. This is even more vague than earlier reports that suggested it was a religious group. 1/

    2/ Many social media users are filling in the blanks and guessing: one of the trending terms on Twitter in Japan is "Unification Church" - the name of a religious organization founded in Korea that had its Nara branch at the station where Abe was shot.

    3/ The Unification Church has members in many countries, including Japan, and has supported conservative political causes. It is no secret that Abe Shinzo, Donald Trump, and other politicians have been friendly towards the church.

    4/ During the current Upper House election campaign, Abe's connection to the Unification Church has been mentioned by fringe candidates as a reason to believe the LDP is under "foreign" influence

    5/ As this photo from a magazine article shows, Abe had ties to a sizable list of religious organizations. Like many democracies around the world, Japan is a country in which conservative religious groups support conservative politicians.

    6/ Another religious group that has faced negative attention in this election is Soka Gakkai, which backs the Komeito party, the coalition partner of Abe's LDP. A few days ago I noted how a nationalistic LDP politician was distancing herself from Komeito

    7/ Japanese police/media are facing a very unpleasant situation. If they report the details of what the shooter is saying, it could increase hate towards a specific group, towards all new religious movements, and/or towards foreigners.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Assassinating a head of state with a spud gun.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Assassinating a head of state with a spud gun.

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    My friends and I used to use a potato gun to launch cans of soup over a major highway from this one dudes apartment balcony. We were drunk a lot back then

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2022
    I got hit with a spud gun from a pretty good distance and it knocked the wind clean out of me, broke a rib, and left a bruise for like 2 months.

    I guess what I'm saying is don't underestimate the efficacy of home-made munitions.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I got hit with a spud gun from a pretty good distance and it knocked the wind clean out of me, broke a rib, and left a bruise for like 2 months.

    I guess what I'm saying is don't underestimate the efficacy of home-made munitions.

    Or the raw untapped killing power of the humble earth apple.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I got hit with a spud gun from a pretty good distance and it knocked the wind clean out of me, broke a rib, and left a bruise for like 2 months.

    I guess what I'm saying is don't underestimate the efficacy of home-made munitions.

    I'm honestly glad nothing bad ever came of our dumbfuck activities. Can you imagine a big can of soup launched from one hitting the windshield of a car going 70-80mph?

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I got hit with a spud gun from a pretty good distance and it knocked the wind clean out of me, broke a rib, and left a bruise for like 2 months.

    I guess what I'm saying is don't underestimate the efficacy of home-made munitions.

    I'm honestly glad nothing bad ever came of our dumbfuck activities. Can you imagine a big can of soup launched from one hitting the windshield of a car going 70-80mph?

    could make a living out of this on youtube

    "Let's Soup it Up"

  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Sadly Kissinger is still not dead, but there's a consolation ribbon today, as shitty as every consolation ribbon ever was:



    This fucker never spent a day in jail nor faced any justice for his involvement in the Tlatelolco massacre of 1968 or the Corpus Christi massacre of 1971.
    “Of course we don’t mourn his death,” he said. “We mourn the opacity he displayed his entire life and his decision never to make an accounting, to always take advantage of his immense political and economic power that he enjoyed for the rest of his life.”

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Monsters dying of natural causes at 75+ after a life of monstrous and unjust behavior is no reason to celebrate, but at least they're dead.

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular


    God I fucking hate that he just gets to go on TV and do this

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »


    God I fucking hate that he just gets to go on TV and do this

    I would like Tapper to maybe follow up on that line of thought and ask where he's planned these coups

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
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