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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular


    holy fucking christ. I stopped it at the 26 second mark which was enough (you'll... see why....) but still. jeepers.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I stopped when he said “we elected Johnson” because that’s not how the UK works

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    That smug fucker laughing while talking about other coups he's done, what a fucking sack of shit.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »

    The failed Venezuelan coup about which a current dem senator tweeted out that the issue was the failed part and not the coup part

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    We talking about the Silvercorp coup? One of the dumbest attempted coups of all time, stopped mostly by their own useless incompetence but also some fishermen who were happening by?

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    No one from the Trump Administration should get to use "Former <X>" as a title.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Mayabird wrote: »
    We talking about the Silvercorp coup? One of the dumbest attempted coups of all time, stopped mostly by their own useless incompetence but also some fishermen who were happening by?

    Yes

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    We came, we saw, he died! *Ghoulish laugh*

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Why won't Kissinger die?

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Why won't Kissinger die?

    Necromancy

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »

    Exhibit A in the case for sometimes, the bad guys win

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    No, no, no, no, no...

    That can't possibly be true.

    Cause if that is true I am going to lose my god-damn mind.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Grassley is running for another term this very goddamn year

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Grassley is running for another term this very goddamn year

    He also when ran for senate the first time campaigned on the ideal of term limits 🤡

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    No, no, no, no, no...

    That can't possibly be true.

    Cause if that is true I am going to lose my god-damn mind.

    it is absolutely true

    also, sliced-bread is only 5 years older than grassley and feinstein

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Great!

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    No, no, no, no, no...

    That's not true, that's impossible!

    Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    It's not the point of the tweet, but I find it weird that chocolate chip cookies can be traced to a specific recipe

    Seems like one of those things that would have been invented roughly 20 minutes after a baker got hold of some chocolate, but I guess that's the genius of the recipe

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    No, no, no, no, no...

    That can't possibly be true.

    Cause if that is true I am going to lose my god-damn mind.

    it is absolutely true

    also, sliced-bread is only 5 years older than grassley and feinstein

    we talking like, machined sliced bread, because I think people had cut bread before

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Yeah, witches, maybe.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    No, no, no, no, no...

    That can't possibly be true.

    Cause if that is true I am going to lose my god-damn mind.

    it is absolutely true

    also, sliced-bread is only 5 years older than grassley and feinstein

    we talking like, machined sliced bread, because I think people had cut bread before

    Yeah, pre-sliced bread. That's what people are referring to when they call something the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    as an 18th century historian, can confirm that only witches sliced bread.

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  • Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Can you blame me? I'm too famous.Registered User regular
    Well, yeah, that's why we call them sandwitches, duh.

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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    No, no, no, no, no...

    That can't possibly be true.

    Cause if that is true I am going to lose my god-damn mind.

    it is absolutely true

    also, sliced-bread is only 5 years older than grassley and feinstein

    we talking like, machined sliced bread, because I think people had cut bread before

    Yeah, pre-sliced bread. That's what people are referring to when they call something the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    I never understood this. Pre-sliced bread is awful. It dries out and/or goes moldy much, much faster than unsliced bread, and it's not like bread knives are some sort of rare and mythical artifact.

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Ok but if you're an old timey housewife and you've got 7 kids to send to school and a surly husband to send to work at a construction site where a dog is gonna be trying to stop a baby from falling off the I beams and they all need lunches packed you're probably grateful that the pre sliced bread speeds that process up a bit

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    silly buttons

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Look, I've baked my own bread and cutting bread can be a pain in the ass. Also, while you're not incorrect that pre-slice bread can go moldy or dry faster, I grew up in a house with three other kids, and I can tell you right now that mold never had a chance to be a problem

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If the internet was around in the 30s you’d have the greatest generation making fun of boomers for being such snowflakes they had to buy pre-sliced bread

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    "Could the excitement of pre-sliced bread cause women's uteruses to fall out? This scientist thinks maybe! Tonight at 11."

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  • [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Look, I've baked my own bread and cutting bread can be a pain in the ass. Also, while you're not incorrect that pre-slice bread can go moldy or dry faster, I grew up in a house with three other kids, and I can tell you right now that mold never had a chance to be a problem

    I bake my own bread, and I grew up in a household with three other kids, and we sliced our own bread.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Pre-sliced bread from the bakery department, like a nice sourdough or what have you, is totally tasty and lasts plenty long if you toss it in the fridge

    The mass-produced stuff in the bread aisle can get bent

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Bread freezes very well so I'm confused by this discussion, but I guess other people don't live by Michael Pollan's famous adage. Eat food. Not too much. Mostly bread.

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    Not all folks are capable of slicing their own bread, due to various uncontrollable factors.

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Pre sliced bread is affordable

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    All this talk of bread….we got a bunch of commie anarchists in here?

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Bread gets dry in the fridge and in the cupboard, but if you want one weird trick to revitalize it you can spritz it with water and pop it in the oven

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Slicing bread isn't that big a deal... but I don't really want to deal with it unless it's good bread (either homemade or from the local bakery). For sandwiches I'll absolutely just grab a loaf of pre-sliced whole wheat or something.

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