I actually went to a Gallagher show when I was like 18 and can remember exactly one joke (After God made Eve, Adam said "Ow.")
I am assuming everything else in that show I don't remember was just "drunk uncle at Thanksgiving" levels of fucked up.
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Every other drunk uncle out there giving me a bad name. When I get drunk at Thanksgiving, I start rambling about how Capitalism inherently degrades us and alienates us from our fellow human beings. Shame on my fellow drunk uncles for being weird bigots.
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Every other drunk uncle out there giving me a bad name. When I get drunk at Thanksgiving, I start rambling about how Capitalism inherently degrades us and alienates us from our fellow human beings. Shame on my fellow drunk uncles for being weird bigots.
Seriously, being the weird drunk uncle who hates capitalism is like my entire brand at this point.
Kissinger is going to outlive this thread, just incredible.
That's quitter talk. We know not the day nor the hour, any one of us could check Twitter right now and see a verified account confirming that Henry Kissinger just accidently hanged himself in the closet trying for one last choke'n'stroke.
At least he'll never outlast the damage he's done with the genocides he enabled and the human rights he quashed
Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Every other drunk uncle out there giving me a bad name. When I get drunk at Thanksgiving, I start rambling about how Capitalism inherently degrades us and alienates us from our fellow human beings. Shame on my fellow drunk uncles for being weird bigots.
I've heard of angry drunks and sad drunks and funny drunks, but I don't think I've ever heard of a Wilde drunk before.
Every other drunk uncle out there giving me a bad name. When I get drunk at Thanksgiving, I start rambling about how Capitalism inherently degrades us and alienates us from our fellow human beings. Shame on my fellow drunk uncles for being weird bigots.
I've heard of angry drunks and sad drunks and funny drunks, but I don't think I've ever heard of a Wilde drunk before.
There is a whole generation of us bubbling under the surface.
Weird how billionaires donating all their money to charity somehow always end up with it in a charity they run that allows them to exert massive political power and influence while still getting richer
Oh well, probably not something worth looking into
Every other drunk uncle out there giving me a bad name. When I get drunk at Thanksgiving, I start rambling about how Capitalism inherently degrades us and alienates us from our fellow human beings. Shame on my fellow drunk uncles for being weird bigots.
I've heard of angry drunks and sad drunks and funny drunks, but I don't think I've ever heard of a Wilde drunk before.
"I have nothing to declare but my genius" *pukes into a vase"
Weird how billionaires donating all their money to charity somehow always end up with it in a charity they run that allows them to exert massive political power and influence while still getting richer
Oh well, probably not something worth looking into
I'm sure you've already seen this but it's another excuse to post it:
Hmm, "Henry Kissinger wet dream" is probably the second worst sentence I've heard involving Kissenger.
Is the first “the name of the operation whereby Kissinger personally and arbitrarily circled Cambodian villages to bomb to death tens of thousands in a show of terrible force to dissuade innocent and non-involved civilians and children from cooperating with forces from the other country we were at war with was Operation Menu (har har, get it?)”?
Or “he gave money to a drunken Pakistani warlord to fund his genocide of Bangladesh so that said warlord would be the intermediary to open comms with Mao’s staff to allow Nixon to “go to China” or whatever”
Or “Kissinger was a double agent for Nixon and sabotaged the Vietnam peace talks to prevent Dems from getting a win for momentum in the 1968 election, prolonging the war and resulting in hundreds of thousands more dead while Kissinger was SoS and millions more since then who were born and living in a bombed out hellscape (literally unexploded ordnance still laying around)”
Or “immediately following the end of WWII, Kissinger was put in charge of a German village and worked with the remaining fascists to prevent the German socialists there from gaining a foothold in local governance”
Reminder that more good would be done if, instead of doing "philanthrophy" Bezos and Amazon just paid fucking taxes.
I think we'd just throw all the revenue into DoD and DHS, he's doing us a favor really
Not liking how the government budgets for things is entirely separate from whether or not the ultra-wealthy and corporations should be getting the fuck taxed out of them.
Every other drunk uncle out there giving me a bad name. When I get drunk at Thanksgiving, I start rambling about how Capitalism inherently degrades us and alienates us from our fellow human beings. Shame on my fellow drunk uncles for being weird bigots.
I've heard of angry drunks and sad drunks and funny drunks, but I don't think I've ever heard of a Wilde drunk before.
"There is only one thing worse than being drunk, and that is not being drunk"
*Falls over*
*Burbles something about how losing one's balance once is a tragedy but twice should be considered carelessness*
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I am assuming everything else in that show I don't remember was just "drunk uncle at Thanksgiving" levels of fucked up.
Seriously, being the weird drunk uncle who hates capitalism is like my entire brand at this point.
It's like the "one of us tells the truth and one of us lies" riddle but with Fox News
He'll outlive Twitter too at this rate
frankly i consider this intentional sabotage by some posters
That's quitter talk. We know not the day nor the hour, any one of us could check Twitter right now and see a verified account confirming that Henry Kissinger just accidently hanged himself in the closet trying for one last choke'n'stroke.
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Y... yay?
Who would do such a thing???
CAAAAAAAAAANT STAAAAAAAAAND IT I KNOW YOU PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANED IT
Reminder that more good would be done if, instead of doing "philanthrophy" Bezos and Amazon just paid fucking taxes.
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I'm gonna print this post out and put it on my fridge.
I blame pip
I've heard of angry drunks and sad drunks and funny drunks, but I don't think I've ever heard of a Wilde drunk before.
There is a whole generation of us bubbling under the surface.
Oh well, probably not something worth looking into
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius" *pukes into a vase"
I'm sure you've already seen this but it's another excuse to post it:
Good fuel for thanksgiving arguments
Is the first “the name of the operation whereby Kissinger personally and arbitrarily circled Cambodian villages to bomb to death tens of thousands in a show of terrible force to dissuade innocent and non-involved civilians and children from cooperating with forces from the other country we were at war with was Operation Menu (har har, get it?)”?
Sorry for all the posts folks, I was temporarily insane there for a few in a row
Not liking how the government budgets for things is entirely separate from whether or not the ultra-wealthy and corporations should be getting the fuck taxed out of them.
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Or recognized the unions his warehouses are forming, especially without resorting to acts so criminal that the nascent unions get granted do-overs.
Providing puff peace smokescreen a couple hours early to cover up the NYT story of his planned layoff of 10,000 employees.
It's so rote you would be checking your watch during the movie if this was happening on-screen.
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"There is only one thing worse than being drunk, and that is not being drunk"
*Falls over*
*Burbles something about how losing one's balance once is a tragedy but twice should be considered carelessness*
Yeah, #RIPJimmyFallon
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