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  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Thawmus wrote: »
    Jazz wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Trying to find that early access porn brawler that actually had an interesting minigame for cunnalingus

    Y'know... I think most lockpicking minigames have mechanics that could translate over to that...

    Tutorial Step 1: Locate the clitoris
    Male Gamer: *ragequits*

    I never got this whole... thing. It's not hard to find! It's right there.

    It's not the finding it, it's the willingness to do anything with it.

    Because unsurprisingly men tend to be selfish lovers.

    People should look beyond folks everyone finds attractive if they want to find better lovers. Move beyond the ones that have little trouble attracting romantic/sexual interest and you get the people with something to prove.

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    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • HiT BiTHiT BiT 🍒 Fresh, straight from Pac-man's Registered User regular
  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie Registered User regular
    @Morkath sent me a key for Fort Triumph! Yay! I've had an eye on this one for a bit. It looks like fun! Fantasy XCOM. :D

    Thanks! <3<3<3

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Trying to find that early access porn brawler that actually had an interesting minigame for cunnalingus

    Y'know... I think most lockpicking minigames have mechanics that could translate over to that...

    Tutorial Step 1: Locate the clitoris
    Male Gamer: *ragequits*

    Let's go right to the experts on the subject.

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  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    :whistle:These are a few of my favorite things... :whistle:

    Anime with titties
    Skirts on teenagers
    Sprites and adventures and RPG makers
    Discounts and sales all come in the spring
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Old school platformers, crisp and responsive
    Jumping and sliding
    Avoiding us dying
    Finish a level and slaying a king
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Princesses always in another castle
    She better be worth all of this hassle
    Silver'd a level better try for the bling
    These are a few of my favorite things

    When the plants bite
    When the boss stings
    When I'm playing bad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And then I don't feel so sad

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  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    edited September 7
    Pinhead's live in DBD now, with major sales on the game and the various DLC, for those interested.



    In true DBD devs fashion though, he's already hugely bugged.



    Not for that, he also crashes games.

    Also, the Resident Evil map is still massively bugged, but that's disabled... again.

    But I think Dead Hard might be functional again, so there's that!

    ArcTangent on
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    ironzerg wrote: »
    :whistle:These are a few of my favorite things... :whistle:

    Anime with titties
    Skirts on teenagers
    Sprites and adventures and RPG makers
    Discounts and sales all come in the spring
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Old school platformers, crisp and responsive
    Jumping and sliding
    Avoiding us dying
    Finish a level and slaying a king
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Princesses always in another castle
    She better be worth all of this hassle
    Silver'd a level better try for the bling
    These are a few of my favorite things

    When the plants bite
    When the boss stings
    When I'm playing bad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And then I don't feel so sad

    Anyone else singing? Voice actors and streamers, you have your orders

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie Registered User regular
    What would it cost to hire @MNC Dover to sing that? I'll start a fund...

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    Well, to bring things full circle...much like the clitoris, you might need to massage those lyrics a little bit before diving into a full on oral rendition.

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  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    edited September 7
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Trying to find that early access porn brawler that actually had an interesting minigame for cunnalingus

    Y'know... I think most lockpicking minigames have mechanics that could translate over to that...

    Tutorial Step 1: Locate the clitoris
    Male Gamer: *ragequits*
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  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    ironzerg wrote: »
    Well, to bring things full circle...much like the clitoris, you might need to massage those lyrics a little bit before diving into a full on oral rendition.

    Are you worried they might get tongue tied?

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks 😉Registered User regular
    Oral is a lot like driving or raising children, everyone thinks they're really good at it but most people have no idea how bad they are. The thing to remember is, if your partner is terrible, its their fault, but if your partner is terrible more than once, its your fault. If you're close enough to someone that you'll take turns putting your junk against each other's faces you should be close enough for a frank conversation about what you like and what they like.

    Speaking of going down into dark, moist places, I'm interested in giving a grid based dungeon crawler a shit, is Legend of Grimrock a good choice for babby's first modern dungeon crawler? I picked it up forever ago but haven't played it yet.

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  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    I have no idea what happened in here but I am NOT cleaning it up.

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  • CroakerBCCroakerBC TorontoRegistered User regular
    Parenting question!
    Our toddler has figured out that pushing the power button on the desktop tower turns a light on (the power button) and makes a noise!
    This is apparently the best thing. He's happy to push that button ten, twelve, an infinity of times.
    How, how do I stop this madness?

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    CroakerBC wrote: »
    Parenting question!
    Our toddler has figured out that pushing the power button on the desktop tower turns a light on (the power button) and makes a noise!
    This is apparently the best thing. He's happy to push that button ten, twelve, an infinity of times.
    How, how do I stop this madness?

    Put the tower up out of reach.

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  • XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Power & Sleep settings->Additional Power settings->When I Press the Power Button->Nothing.

    "For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men. Not women. Not beasts...this you can trust."
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  • Ed GrubermanEd Gruberman Registered User regular
    Looks like it's time to do some anthropology or something, courtesy of @Morkath who was nice enough to send me a code for Heaven's Vault which I have heard nothing but great things about. Thank you, sir!

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited September 8
    Are there any Hollywood or video game killers left for Dead By Daylight to use? Michael Meyers, Pyramid Head, Demigorgon ... besides Candyman, I think they got them all ...

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  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited September 8
    I built my kids busy boxes when they got to the "light switches are awesome" age. Any things they became fixated on that we wanted them to leave alone, like plugs or door locks or those springy door stop things, I'd bust out the dremel and put on their box, which was just built on a cheap plastic ammo box with a lock to keep them out of the wiring. It redirected them from annoying or dangerous interests and still let them get whatever benefit of exploration they were looking for, running off a 12 volt lantern battery so the electrical bits were harmless.

    One of the elements on the younger kid's was a case fan and a red LED running on a push button.

    Hevach on
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  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    edited September 8
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Are there any Hollywood or video game killers left for Dead By Daylight to use? Michael Meyers, Pyramid Head, Demigorgon ... besides Candyman, I think they got them all ...

    Yep. Jason (trapped in copyright hell), Chuckie, Xenomorph, Springtrap, Pennywise, Slenderman, etc. Plus could grab more from Resident Evil if Capcom was amenable, or like... Smokers or Witches from L4D if they want to expand that beyond survivor Bill.

    Springtrap is one that people always seem to be champing at the bit for, but at this point, I think it's to irritate the people who hate FNAF.

    E: There's also ones like Samara (The Ring) where DBD has TOTALLY NOT LICENSED versions of them that they could do something with if they really wanted.

    ArcTangent on
  • Jealous DevaJealous Deva Registered User regular
    edited September 8
    Hrm. Playing old school quake and doom for a while and going back to a modern shooter is a bit of a thing.

    Hey Master Chief, why are you so damn slow? Hustle man, there’s a space war going on for fucks sake.

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  • FlorinFlorin Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Are there any Hollywood or video game killers left for Dead By Daylight to use? Michael Meyers, Pyramid Head, Demigorgon ... besides Candyman, I think they got them all ...

    Besides the ones ArcTangent listed they also can add The Thing, pretending to be one of the survivors would be cool. Any classic universal monster, Predator, The Gatherer from Amnesia, The Keeper/Laura from Evil Within. Maybe some less popular movie killers like The tall man from Phantasm, The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers, Pumpkinhead.

  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    I built my kids busy boxes when they got to the "light switches are awesome" age. Any things they became fixated on that we wanted them to leave alone, like plugs or door locks or those springy door stop things, I'd bust out the dremel and put on their box, which was just built on a cheap plastic ammo box with a lock to keep them out of the wiring. It redirected them from annoying or dangerous interests and still let them get whatever benefit of exploration they were looking for, running off a 12 volt lantern battery so the electrical bits were harmless.

    One of the elements on the younger kid's was a case fan and a red LED running on a push button.

    I wanna see one of these things, that sounds amazing.

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  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Florin wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Are there any Hollywood or video game killers left for Dead By Daylight to use? Michael Meyers, Pyramid Head, Demigorgon ... besides Candyman, I think they got them all ...

    Besides the ones ArcTangent listed they also can add The Thing, pretending to be one of the survivors would be cool. Any classic universal monster, Predator, The Gatherer from Amnesia, The Keeper/Laura from Evil Within. Maybe some less popular movie killers like The tall man from Phantasm, The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers, Pumpkinhead.

    Predator would be pretty silly. Oh no! A small wooden pallet in my face! But admittedly, that's no less silly than Nemesis getting one chucked in his face.

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Man. I thought something different when i saw winged sakura cupid with a sniper rifle

    Like gal gun silent scope

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    What would it cost to hire @MNC Dover to sing that? I'll start a fund...

    I'll let you know.

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  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    edited September 8
    Played against Pinhead three times tonight. Killer queues are unreasonable, as expected, which is obnoxious because I've got killer dailies and unfinished rift missions piling up even more than usual. He seems laughably bad on indoor maps where chains just straight up won't connect half the time so there's close to no point in using his power. That said, the extra forced objective to be doing the puzzle makes him unreasonably strong once someone's out of the game. And in a game with as many rage quitters as DBD has, that's a really bad thing for a lot of reasons, and is going to I expect make his stats/performance pretty all or nothing. 3v1 is rough, but it is doable. Not so much when stealth gets removed from the picture and you're being forced to run cross-map every sixty seconds.

    ArcTangent on
  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    Munch thanks to @Morkath for Atomicrops!

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  • FlorinFlorin Registered User regular
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    Florin wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Are there any Hollywood or video game killers left for Dead By Daylight to use? Michael Meyers, Pyramid Head, Demigorgon ... besides Candyman, I think they got them all ...

    Besides the ones ArcTangent listed they also can add The Thing, pretending to be one of the survivors would be cool. Any classic universal monster, Predator, The Gatherer from Amnesia, The Keeper/Laura from Evil Within. Maybe some less popular movie killers like The tall man from Phantasm, The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers, Pumpkinhead.

    Predator would be pretty silly. Oh no! A small wooden pallet in my face! But admittedly, that's no less silly than Nemesis getting one chucked in his face.

    Haha I agree, also even if they won't bring Predator and Jason in, they both star their own DBD-like games lol.

  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    Classic people crying about "cancel culture" when they're the ones waging a culture war and crying that they experience any consequences for their extremist views.

    Half the country has the same view. Regardless of how morally just his views are (or aren't!), they are not extremist.

    You're right, but it's worth drilling down and seeing how things are trending. Seeing as the younger a person is the less likely they are to identify as "pro-life" (which really ought to be written as "anti-abortion" based on their views on health care) you're almost assuredly looking at way more then 50% of this guy's typical audience who disagree with his views (as I do - they're reprehensible).

    https://news.gallup.com/poll/244709/pro-choice-pro-life-2018-demographic-tables.aspx

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  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    edited September 8
    Jazz wrote: »
    Hevach wrote: »
    I built my kids busy boxes when they got to the "light switches are awesome" age. Any things they became fixated on that we wanted them to leave alone, like plugs or door locks or those springy door stop things, I'd bust out the dremel and put on their box, which was just built on a cheap plastic ammo box with a lock to keep them out of the wiring. It redirected them from annoying or dangerous interests and still let them get whatever benefit of exploration they were looking for, running off a 12 volt lantern battery so the electrical bits were harmless.

    One of the elements on the younger kid's was a case fan and a red LED running on a push button.

    I wanna see one of these things, that sounds amazing.

    Would not be difficult to build and it's a fun weekend project. Our friends did one for their son when he was that age that was all mechanical stuff: locks, latches, hinges, etc. from the hardware aisles at HD. And they mounted it on either plywood or pegboard (can't remember)

    There's also the Snap Circuits kit that you can put together for the kiddo and just let them hit buttons:
    https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00008BFZH/

    But honestly, try to build one first.

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  • ThawmusThawmus Registered User regular
    CroakerBC wrote: »
    Parenting question!
    Our toddler has figured out that pushing the power button on the desktop tower turns a light on (the power button) and makes a noise!
    This is apparently the best thing. He's happy to push that button ten, twelve, an infinity of times.
    How, how do I stop this madness?

    Put the tower up out of reach.

    To add:

    You should really have it up away from the floor for dust control reasons as well. The closer it is to the floor, the more dust it'll collect.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    I stayed up too late last night getting this little cutie.

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  • CroakerBCCroakerBC TorontoRegistered User regular
    Thawmus wrote: »
    CroakerBC wrote: »
    Parenting question!
    Our toddler has figured out that pushing the power button on the desktop tower turns a light on (the power button) and makes a noise!
    This is apparently the best thing. He's happy to push that button ten, twelve, an infinity of times.
    How, how do I stop this madness?

    Put the tower up out of reach.

    To add:

    You should really have it up away from the floor for dust control reasons as well. The closer it is to the floor, the more dust it'll collect.

    Hey, as soon as we’re in our own space, and can add storage, this will be less of a problem. Right now the tower is on the floor, because the floor is the only place for it to be. Remarkable how little above-floor space these open concept units give you, and how precious landlords are about doing or having any work done.

  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie Registered User regular
    Wait.

    You can get plushies in ATS?

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Wait.

    You can get plushies in ATS?

    At least one, yup!

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  • ThawmusThawmus Registered User regular
    I should boot up ATS again someday but I need to grab a whole bunch of DLC when I do.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Thawmus wrote: »
    I should boot up ATS again someday but I need to grab a whole bunch of DLC when I do.

    It's all on sale right this very moment. Discounts for states vary depending on how long they've been out.

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  • ThawmusThawmus Registered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Thawmus wrote: »
    I should boot up ATS again someday but I need to grab a whole bunch of DLC when I do.

    It's all on sale right this very moment. Discounts for states vary depending on how long they've been out.

    Yeah I'm gonna hold off until I'm done with WotR and a few other games I need to get played. There'll be another sale down the road with more states at a steeper discount.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Thawmus wrote: »
    Jazz wrote: »
    Thawmus wrote: »
    I should boot up ATS again someday but I need to grab a whole bunch of DLC when I do.

    It's all on sale right this very moment. Discounts for states vary depending on how long they've been out.

    Yeah I'm gonna hold off until I'm done with WotR and a few other games I need to get played. There'll be another sale down the road with more states at a steeper discount.

    Yeah, it goes on sale all the time. Trouble is, as the state discounts increase, so do the number of states available...

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