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I put a gas engine on a bicycle

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I get everywhere I wanna go by shooting myself out of a giant cannon

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I travel by firing my pistols into the ground and flying off into the air like Yosemite Sam.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah, it was pretty nice. I took the day off, smoked some weed, took a nap, lazed around the house a lot. And then we had indian food for dinner and ice cream sundaes for dessert. And I got Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne for the Switch, so I've been nerding it up with that.

    It was your birthday today? Seems like only yesterday we were celebrating your 2020 birthday!

    Man, that's old as hell

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob, as your friend internet acquaintance, please don't make explosive bikes. Rocket bikes are ok, as long as they don't explode.

    The good news is that while I could have exploded, I didn't explode, and I identified two seperate issues with my build that I can correct to be dramatically less explosive. It was a good day for learning!

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Separate? Seperate?

    One of them is probably right

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I have a helicopter rotor emerge out of my head to fly me around.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob, as your friend internet acquaintance, please don't make explosive bikes. Rocket bikes are ok, as long as they don't explode.

    Hate to tell you how rockets work

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob, as your friend internet acquaintance, please don't make explosive bikes. Rocket bikes are ok, as long as they don't explode.

    Hate to tell you how rockets work

    No no no, see it's okay because it's science

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Separate.

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I feel about a powered bike with the cruiser handlebars. That seems way too relaxed.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Relaxed is my middle name, baby

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I thought your middle name was Richard.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    well his full middle name is Richard E. Laxed

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    the E stands for Extremely

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    His middle name is a whole extra full name?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    I have a helicopter rotor emerge out of my head to fly me around.

    the go go librarian propeller? why do librarians all get one of those anyway

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I am so tired of the glorification of stupid ideas.

    Yeah same glad there aren't any bad ideas in here only cool as hell ones.

    Dang ol' know wut best be like as ol' Smith up the draw used to you know old Smith always sending yon sis on lookin for snips, anyhow yon Smith once Discovered the Stargate, contacted SG-1 and sent a message back to Juggernut to not overwork themselves so hard.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    His middle name is a whole extra full name?

    with its own middle name, yes

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Huh.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    His middle name is a whole extra full name?

    with its own middle name, yes

    Which again is a whole full name with a middle name. It's full middle names all the way down.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I, for one, think bad ideas are very good and cool and make you extremely attractive

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I seem to only choose bad ideas, then get lucky in their execution

    So bad ideas all the way imho

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    every good thing in my life can be traced back to a catastrophically bad decision

    The Lovely Bastard on
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Why call it gas when it is clearly a liquid

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Why call it gas when it is clearly a liquid

    Tef, clearly you don't know about Imperial measurements of states of matter...

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I have a helicopter rotor emerge out of my head to fly me around.

    Go Gadget Go

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Why call it gas when it is clearly a liquid

    Tef, clearly you don't know about Imperial measurements of states of matter...

    Please, shopkeep, I would like one gallon of Solid Snake.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Why call it gas when it is clearly a liquid

    Tef, clearly you don't know about Imperial measurements of states of matter...

    Please, shopkeep, I would like one gallon of Solid Snake.

    Sorry, we don't have the magnetic bottles to sell Solid Snakes.

    He's simply too hot to contain otherwise. Just ionizes everything.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Why call it gas when it is clearly a liquid

    Tef, clearly you don't know about Imperial measurements of states of matter...

    Please, shopkeep, I would like one gallon of Solid Snake.

    Sorry, we don't have the magnetic bottles to sell Solid Snakes.

    He's simply too hot to contain otherwise. Just ionizes everything.

    No, that's Plasma Snake.

    Solid Snake something something I haven't played MGS 2.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I patched my tank last night and changed the mount to put less stress on the flimsy tack welded studs, and rode to work this morning with no issues. Progress!

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    It's not oversized, it is very accurately sized

    It isn't my fault the Soul Reaver is huge as shit

    You have a soul reaver? Man that's cool

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    This is the cool exploding bike I built

    If the cops ask you, it only has a 50cc engine on it because that's all I am legally supposed to have

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    Okay, now put a 1000cc engine on it.

    "This engine? Oh yeah, it's 50cc." revs the engine, producing a cacophony of unbridled power

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Knob wrote: »
    It's not oversized, it is very accurately sized

    It isn't my fault the Soul Reaver is huge as shit

    You have a soul reaver? Man that's cool

    toddler for scale

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    he turns the bodies into shoes

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    That would be a Sole Reaver

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I'm realizing my mix of friends is lacking. I need someone who can tattoo a penis He-man in my life.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I had parent teacher night today.

    I only made one kid cry.

    Two if you include my own kid!

    Well, I guess three, but I definitely didn’t make her cry, she just cried at me.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Man I don't think i ever did anything wild in my life, probably missing out on something

    Peas on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I'm realizing my mix of friends is lacking. I need someone who can tattoo a penis He-man in my life.

    Sup bb

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Blake T wrote: »
    I had parent teacher night today.

    I only made one kid cry.

    Two if you include my own kid!

    Well, I guess three, but I definitely didn’t make her cry, she just cried at me.

    You gotta pump those numbers up

    Those are rookie numbers

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