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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I thought your middle name was Richard.

    I think Knob is already pretty clearly communicating what he is.

    Although I have to admit, I read another forumer as number-pipe for far too long.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I thought your middle name was Richard.

    I think Knob is already pretty clearly communicating what he is.

    Although I have to admit, I read another forumer as number-pipe for far too long.

    Same

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    i didn't get that one until he explained it to me over voice chat one day

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    pound pipe

    like sex

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Cool bike

    Glad you're ok

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Blake T wrote: »
    I had parent teacher night today.

    I only made one kid cry.

    Two if you include my own kid!

    Well, I guess three, but I definitely didn’t make her cry, she just cried at me.

    I think three might be the total number of children I have made cry in my career.

    I did, however, make one pee, so you might still be ahead of the game.

    sarukun on
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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    It’s wild the bicycles people are willing to ride around here; 30mph on bike tires in a t shirt and a styrofoam helmet, fucking :rotate:

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    It’s wild the bicycles people are willing to ride around here; 30mph on bike tires in a t shirt and a styrofoam helmet, fucking :rotate:

    Would it be better if they were in a t-helmet and styrofoam shirt?

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I mean, pro cyclists wear spandex and styrofoam helmets and they get up to 35mph in the flats and like 60 downhill.

    In the ER before covid we'd see plenty of middle aged people crashing their rental scooters after drinking with no helmet. It's a great way to get a gnarly concussion and a broken arm.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I wear a banana hammock and a milk pail with eyeholes

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    what's a milk pail, grandpa?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah, those helmet can absorb a hell of an impact. My dad used to own a bike store and I've seen the helmets folks bring in to replace after a bad crash - they do their job alright.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    oh f....

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    There's a youth lives near me with one of these engined bicycles. He hurtles down the hills with no helmet on and I just assume he doesn't enjoy life very much.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    A motorized velocipede!?

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    no way, really??!?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I don't want to get gas on a bicycle though

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    no way, really??!?

    Let's ask him in person!


    @#pipe What's the meaning behind your #?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    tic-tac-toe pipe

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I had parent teacher night today.

    I only made one kid cry.

    Two if you include my own kid!

    Well, I guess three, but I definitely didn’t make her cry, she just cried at me.

    You gotta pump those numbers up

    Those are rookie numbers

    In my defence no one ever goes to this teacher night, I only had nine interviews and not all the kids showed up with their parents.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Hey knob they ever find that guy you killed?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hey knob they ever find that guy you killed?

    what

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    That one guy

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    pip are you a cop

    you have to tell me or that's entrapment

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    That one guy

    That was me, and no.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Wait

    Are you a cop

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    fuck I hope not

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Wait, Knob killed Pinfeldorf?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Wait, Knob killed Pinfeldorf?

    Wow SPOILERS

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    no way, really??!?

    Let's ask him in person!


    @#pipe What's the meaning behind your #?

    My username is pronounced like that one Weezer song.
    https://youtu.be/_9BGLtqqkVI

    The # symbol is usually referred to as a hash or a hashmark where I come from and when I was in highschool my very cool highschool friends and me would surreptitiously refer to illicit drugs in public by making that symbol with two fingers on each hand like a loser gang sign.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    See, like sex

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Elaro wrote: »
    Wait, Knob killed Pinfeldorf?

    I wish

    BahamutZERO.gif
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Yeah, it was his shitty alter ego Bonk what killed me.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    no way, really??!?

    Let's ask him in person!


    @#pipe What's the meaning behind your #?

    My username is pronounced like that one Weezer song.
    https://youtu.be/_9BGLtqqkVI

    The # symbol is usually referred to as a hash or a hashmark where I come from and when I was in highschool my very cool highschool friends and me would surreptitiously refer to illicit drugs in public by making that symbol with two fingers on each hand like a loser gang sign.

    ElScorchoPipe

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    Xaquin wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    pound pipe

    like sex

    More like...

    Hash pipe

    like weed

    no way, really??!?

    Let's ask him in person!


    #pipe What's the meaning behind your #?

    My username is pronounced like that one Weezer song.

    ElScorchoPipe

    YouHalfJapaneseGirlsDoItToMeEveryTimePipe

    Reynolds on
    uyvfOQy.png
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    fuck I hope not

    This is where we find out that knob is in a Total Recall situation.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Can it be 3 boobs total recall and not the other one

    I want a kuato

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    They both had three boobs!

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