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How many people did Shrek shrek before he turned good

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Hundreds
    Protect Ya Shrek kid

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    Hundreds or none. No way would he just Shrek a few.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Reading this thread, Shrek and Smurf are related languages.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Is this like being norted? Do you grow weird, green flesh protuberances and join his shambling hordes

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    Is this like being norted? Do you grow weird, green flesh protuberances and join his shambling hordes

    “Me? I’m already half-shrek.” *BUUUURP*

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    Look Shrek Your Ground laws are a thing and he was legally, constitutionally, within his right to Shrek anybody what set foot in his swamp.

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    shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
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    Shrek presumes that his one day of being a pure ogre in Shrek 4 will have no consequences and will count for nothing. He kills zero people. He just liked spooking people, farting and burping, and making onion metaphors. You guys listing hundreds really think Donkey would have lasted through the first day otherwise?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    Is this like being norted? Do you grow weird, green flesh protuberances and join his shambling hordes

    It's like the robot scene from Superman III with more earwax

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Donkey savagely crushes at least six knights during the brawl scene

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
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    Platy wrote: »
    Donkey savagely crushes at least six knights during the brawl scene

    Well, Donkey is a killer. He knew exactly what was gonna happen when he flew Dragon into that wedding scene at the end.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Shrek presumes that his one day of being a pure ogre in Shrek 4 will have no consequences and will count for nothing. He kills zero people. He just liked spooking people, farting and burping, and making onion metaphors. You guys listing hundreds really think Donkey would have lasted through the first day otherwise?

    I don't know what you're talking about, there's only ever been two Shrek movies: 1 and 2

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    I want to say there are several people just over the course of the movies that he would have killed if he could have gotten away with it, but I haven't seen them in a while. I feel like he at least threatens to murder some of the villains or at least heavily implies said threat.

    As for before the movies, well, he clearly already knows how to fight so has gotten combat experience somewhere, and ogres don't strike me as the kid gloves kind of fight training.

    Plus the unused original idea for Shrek 3 before they decided to make shit instead was going to involve his estranged father who was apparently a complete asshole and full ogre's ogre, so being raised by that wouldn't have been a healthy experience.

    That said, he clearly doesn't like people judging him at first sight as a monster. That doesn't mean he hasn't bonked an upstart trespassing adventurer on the head a little too hard and had to chuck the body in the swamp, though.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    shrek is love, shrek is life

    hatred and death are not shrek's ways

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Do you think Puss killed anyone considering he's described as a famous assassin

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Do you think Puss killed anyone considering he's described as a famous assassin

    of course, he's a pussy slayer

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Out of Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and Puss, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that Puss was the only one in the group that hadn't killed anyone.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    can we discuss how a donkey fucked a dragon and they were somehow genetically similar enough to produce viable offspring

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    how many people has Captain Hook Voiced By Tom Waits murdered

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    can we discuss how a donkey fucked a dragon and they were somehow genetically similar enough to produce viable offspring

    Not here

    But I know of the channels where we might

    The darker channels

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    can we discuss how a donkey fucked a dragon and they were somehow genetically similar enough to produce viable offspring

    Not here

    But I know of the channels where we might

    The darker channels

    ...BET?

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    can we discuss how a donkey fucked a dragon and they were somehow genetically similar enough to produce viable offspring

    Not here

    But I know of the channels where we might

    The darker channels

    I feel like Shrek observed Gremlins 2 rules of fuck, sure, whatever, make whatever you want.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    it's magic

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
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    It's like pokemon egg groups. If wailord and diglett can reproduce, why not a dragon and a donkey?

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
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    The kids are dracomules.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    S.eeks H.umans, R.emoves flesh, E.ats brains, K.ills witnesses.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    it's magic

    I mean I'm sure the sex is romantic, but that doesn't answer my questions

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Puss in Boots is a cat, of course he's killed before.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    S.eeks H.umans, R.emoves flesh, E.ats brains, K.ills witnesses.

    Eating all the eyeballs

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    I personally think Shrek probably eats 2 or more humans per week

    You think Shrek eats 1.5-2 times his bodyweight in meat every week?

    How much fuckin meat do you eat??

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    can we discuss how a donkey fucked a dragon and they were somehow genetically similar enough to produce viable offspring

    The horses in the Shrek universe don't talk.

    Donkey is not a donkey and never has been.

    He's a polymorphed dragon.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    #pipe wrote: »
    Chall wrote: »
    I personally think Shrek probably eats 2 or more humans per week

    You think Shrek eats 1.5-2 times his bodyweight in meat every week?

    How much fuckin meat do you eat??

    I can't speak for Chall, but I personally eat two or more humans per week

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
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    Exactly 69

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    Makes for a bad time on the toilet, but one most often make sacrifices in pursuit of art

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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    In Shrek's defense, if you get lost in a swamp you're probably going to die anyway.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    can we discuss how a donkey fucked a dragon and they were somehow genetically similar enough to produce viable offspring

    Dragon's are fucking magic

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Makes for a bad time on the toilet, but one most often make sacrifices in pursuit of art

    you just play the first half of evil within 2 again

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Makes for a bad time on the toilet, but one most often make sacrifices in pursuit of art

    you just play the first half of evil within 2 again

    No but I really should

    Love that game

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Makes for a bad time on the toilet, but one most often make sacrifices in pursuit of art

    you just play the first half of evil within 2 again

    No but I really should

    Love that game

    replayed it a month ago, can confirm it still rules

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I just want it to be ogre.

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