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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    We're only one facebook meme away from idiots taking boner pills to cure covid anyway.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Gotta get me some of those rhinoceros boner pills so I can mix em in with the sheep de-wormer. That'll make my insides clean again like god intended.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Just spent the last hour wolfing down bottles of boner pills

    I am rock hard and covid free

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    He did too according to reporters. Apparently it’s a problem with the receiver core in general.

    So the Bills receivers are convinced they can't catch anything?

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    e.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Just spent the last hour wolfing down bottles of boner pills

    I am rock hard and covid free

    Good post/av synergy

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Desperate times call for not just any boner suppliments:
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    There’s a lot going on there

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Just a reminder that Dallas has not won a Super Bowl since the 1995 season.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    You guys

    Yahoo increased their FF team name character limit to 30!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is important news

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Magary posted about this in yesterday’s WY(WF)TS:
    If you’re a real football team, you bring in Ryan Fitzpatrick as your backup because no quarterback alive is better in small doses. If you’re a laughingstock, you bring him in, at age 38 and with a career record of 59-86-1, as your established starter. Ryan Fitzpatrick has been in the NFL for 16 years now. Do you know how many postseason games he’s played in? ZERO. Absolutely fucking zero.

    I think that’s the correct take

    16 years without a playoff appearance?
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    Just a reminder that Dallas has not won a Super Bowl since the 1995 season.


    And just to be clear, this isn't even near the actual stadium. It's just a training facility they built an hour away from Arlington.

    Jerry Jones can't get to the "real" Super Bowl, but he has won the Super Bowl of merchandising and licensing. And isn't that better?
    No

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    That was mind blowing and cool until the last line and then I horked

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    30/30 let’s go!!!

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    H0b0man wrote: »
    So he just blasted out the email addresses of both himself and the NFL rep that emailed him in that image.

    I'm sure nobody on the internet will abuse that information.

    Would it be wrong to sign him up for a bunch of COVID information newsletters?

    Asking for a friend.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Desperate times call for not just any boner suppliments:
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    Hmm I've been looking for a way to increase my fuck time with no bone rot

    Might have to check this out

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Desperate times call for not just any boner suppliments:
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    Hmm I've been looking for a way to increase my fuck time with no bone rot

    Might have to check this out

    I will never look at Andy the same way

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Seriously fuck every last one of you.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I find it hard to believe you could have such increased fuck time without some boner rot.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Tox wrote: »
    Seriously fuck every last one of you.

    Gonna need IntelliFuck Extended Release to do that
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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    I know it’s pre season but man I don’t think the Vikings are ready to contend with the chiefs . The two drives with mahomes weren’t even close dude will put up 50 on them.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    Fucking Dennis from, "Always Sunny" would be an infinite better GM than Roseman.

    How the hell does Jeffrey Lure redeem Jerry Jones in Dallas, I will never understand how.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gardner Minshew traded to the Eagles for a conditional 6th

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Gardner Minshew traded to the Eagles for a conditional 6th

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32101529/sources-jacksonville-jaguars-trading-qb-gardner-minshew-philadelphia-eagles-conditional-2022-sixth-round-pick

    Wow

    I couldn't tell if this was a joke post or not, so I had to Google it

    Yep,

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Gardner Minshew traded to the Eagles for a conditional 6th

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32101529/sources-jacksonville-jaguars-trading-qb-gardner-minshew-philadelphia-eagles-conditional-2022-sixth-round-pick

    Wow

    I couldn't tell if this was a joke post or not, so I had to Google it

    Yep,

    urban meyer starts the tank bowl early

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Well Lawrence only has to deal with urban for one or two seasons more , then maybe he can get a real coach like Baker did.

    Edit- Suh on COVID protocol.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Please take him Dolphins.

    Please.

    I want to give even the slightest shit about my hometown team again, and a boatload of picks and no Deshaun might make that happen in a year or so.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Three first round picks and two second round picks for that piece of shit?

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    They know teams don’t care he’s a sexual predator. On the field he’s arguably a top 5 talent.

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    They know teams don’t care he’s a sexual predator. On the field he’s arguably a top 5 talent.

    Mahomes
    Rodgers
    Brady
    Wilson
    Watson

    So yeah checks out . Also no , go fuck yourself , Dak is not a top 5 qb . Always someone that comes in demanding Dak be ranked at the Uber elite level.

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Edit I shouldn’t rumor monger like that , it’s almost certainly not true.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    I heard rumor Dak was a quarterback.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So sounds like DeShaun to the Dolphins is happening which…

    Giving up your next few years of top draft picks for a guy, who not only is a piece of shit, but also could get indicted and booted from the NFL any day…all when you have a QB going into his 2nd real year that you just spent a 1st round pick on…

    This is fucking stupid for Miami if true

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    If Defector's WYTS hadn't already been done for the Dolphins the "What's New That Sucks" section would be almost entirely rewritten in response to this.

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    So sounds like DeShaun to the Dolphins is happening which…

    Giving up your next few years of top draft picks for a guy, who not only is a piece of shit, but also could get indicted and booted from the NFL any day…all when you have a QB going into his 2nd real year that you just spent a 1st round pick on…

    This is fucking stupid for Miami if true

    If it is true and it doesn’t seem too likely, the deal would probably be voided or nulled if he went to jail.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Please take him Dolphins.

    Please.

    I want to give even the slightest shit about my hometown team again, and a boatload of picks and no Deshaun might make that happen in a year or so.
    No.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Yeah yeah, pre season/Joe Flacco etc etc



    This is a sweet ass play and I think if Fields doesn’t flounder cause he holds the ball too long looking for the perfect play every snap, he’s gonna have a chance to produce lots of these

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