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Geth Hates Me, [chat]

AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
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And of course I get picked because I use the desktop.



What more do you want from me, Geth? How do I avoid your wrath?!


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What's your favorite evil robot?

He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024

Geth Hates Me, [chat] 60 votes

Geth
6%
TcheldorJaysonFourCaptain InertiaGiantGeek2020 4 votes
GladDOS
40%
nexuscrawlerQuidNova_CHappylilElfTastyfishjungleroomxAiouaemnmnmeArchAtomikaHahnsoo1Kruiteronyamysticjuicerspool32navgooseCarpyNecoKanaNobeard 24 votes
Megatron
8%
RingoevilbobElaroJonJonJonJonAlexandier 5 votes
Megabyte
11%
Rear Admiral ChocobloodyroarxxFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudAegisamateurhourLucedesTumin 7 votes
Master Control Program
6%
ZeroCowsyndalisdesccptrugged 4 votes
CLU
1%
Smaug6 1 vote
T-800
0%
T-1000
15%
MulysaSemproniusElendilButtersRhesus PositiveZilla360JPantsEddytinwhiskerszepherin 9 votes
T-X
0%
Iron Giant
10%
joshgotroBrodyOrcaWiseManTobesJobless Anarchistknitdan 6 votes
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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Note: Not all poll options may actually be robots.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    This fails due to no Chanus option

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Ran outta room!

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Iron Giant isn't evil this is a push poll

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    None of these robots did anything wrong

    Man is the real evil robot

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Megabyte
    If someone picks the T-X they're off the have a beer list.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    HK-47 wasn't evil he was quirky

    Happiness is within reach!
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    pear is the apple of the avocado

    N’est çe pas une fucking pomme

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    GladDOS
    Oh good I have hbo now I can watch all the Harley Quinn I want

    Neco on
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    If someone picks the T-X they're off the have a beer list.

    T X stands for Titty eXpansion

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Iron Giant isn't evil this is a push poll

    Defending the alien super weapon?

    smdh

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Team GlaDOS.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Megabyte
    Atomika wrote: »
    pear is the apple of the avocado

    N’est çe pas une fucking pomme

    ¿Es una patata, sí?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Iron Giant isn't evil this is a push poll

    Defending the alien super weapon?

    smdab

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Burning people! He said what were all thinking!

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    The pear is the apple of non-apples

    kedinik on
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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Orca wrote: »
    What kind of apple though

    if it's a red "delicious"

    Macbook

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    T-1000
    My fart is terrible.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    T-1000
    Coinage wrote: »
    HK-47 wasn't evil he was quirky

    They weren't evil, they were dark-side (and thus either proof that the force exists separate from sentience or that Lucas considered robots acceptable slaves)

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Megabyte
    Amy I've been on a Dwight Yoakam kick lately.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPMaTf0KU0M

    also obligatory

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbNLPofP10

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod

    i miss Vine

    the six second restraint was a boon to comedy i think

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Went by Half Price Books today and they had a sealed new copy of a board game I've been wanting for over a decade. It's called Rise of Empires:

    https://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/30658/rise-empires

    Played this at game night a couple times right when it came out and recall really liking it.

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    It's a combination dudes-on-a-map and worker placement game. What I really dig about the theme is that over the course of the game your civilization builds up, goes into decline then collapses 3 times. Despite their often excellent gameplay, Civilization and all its imitators always have that feeling of constant growth. When actual history has all kinds of ups and downs. EG: There were way more people, more land under cultivation, larger cities etc... in 3000 BCE in Mesopotamia than 2000 BCE.

    There are 3 ages to the game and in each age you have a period of growth where you are placing workers to take actions like mustering armies and attacking. Then a period of decline where you can only take actions which you did during the first phase. Then a total collapse after which all armies are swept off the board and everyone is forced back to their starting territory. So there is a lot of incentive to just go all out offense and mix it up fast (like in the excellent Kemet).

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i like how Bumble keeps sending me the "you've got a like! let's see if it's a match!" notification

    i know it isn't Bumble

    if it were you would send me a "you have a match!" notification

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    are YOU on the beer list?
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Megabyte
    Chanus wrote: »

    i miss Vine

    the six second restraint was a boon to comedy i think

    So there's a few youtube groups keeping the spirit alive. If you search "tik toks that make me miss vine" or "unusual memes" (oddly enough) you get a lot of short comedy with a vine flavor, and a lot of repeat performers too.

    Then there's the vine compilations themselves, and lately wife and I have been deep diving into the individual vine stars and they have master compilations out of all their stuff. It's weird seeing new (to me) vines where they're all hanging out at a convention, or the fact vine died in 2016 so there were vines about how Trump sucks.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    I got a new assistant store manager. One of my old coworkers (from this ASM’s previous store) called to warn me that she’s really mean.

    “She made a floral clerk quit.”
    “Oh, what happened?”
    “She insisted on dead naming the clerk, saying she ‘doesn’t believe in all that’”

    Oh

    Oh

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Megabyte
    (I really liked vine)

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Orca wrote: »
    What kind of apple though

    if it's a red "delicious"

    the Bartlett pear is basically a sweeter Granny Smith

    kedinik on
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    T-1000
    I went with the only robot I thought was scary.

    It may be that I saw terminator 2 in the theaters when I was young. But none of the other robots actually scared me. T-1000 gave me bad dreams.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Atomika wrote: »
    pear is the apple of the avocado

    N’est çe pas une fucking pomme

    ¿Es una patata, sí?

    I’ve recently been doing some deep dives on linguistic anthropology to find out why French is so different from other Romance languages and buddy, if you think modern English is three languages in a trenchcoat, modern French looked at that and said, “Hold my Beaujolais, mon duder.”

    English = Old Norse -> Saxon -> Old English + Old Bretonic French -> Archaic Modern English + drift -> Modern English

    With the exception of the Breton French influences, English’s evolution has been very linear. French, on the other hand, is more like the dinner you made with six different piles of leftovers. “It’s a Greco-Roman root heavily modified by Gaullish vowel rules and grammar traditions, with multifocal intrusions from Nordic root languages, various Germanic tribes, Celtiberian Alpine tribes, a prolonged period of linguistic competition between two main dialects, several hundred years of absorbing modern English due to economic prominence . . . and drift.”

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    T-1000
    I picked T-1000 because James Cameron explicitly made them a cop because of the blunt parallels between an unstoppable and unaccountable sadist and a killer robot

    Cameron got it wrong, because the robot was born that way

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    What kind of apple though

    if it's a red "delicious"

    the Bartlett pear is basically a sweeter Granny Smith

    named in honor of President Josiah Bartlett

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    the whole course is well worth watching but if you have 2 mins check out this starting at 40:45.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ssRpso9e8&list=PL77A337915A76F660&index=6

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    GladDOS
    Chanus wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    What kind of apple though

    if it's a red "delicious"

    the Bartlett pear is basically a sweeter Granny Smith

    named in honor of President Josiah Bartlett

    Because he was pear-shaped

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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