if i could drink only bubbles and no liquid i would
*dies as throat freezes*
drinks that fizz are proven superior, it's science
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Seltzer is very good, but I'm not allowed to drink it any more on account of my bad tummy
Bad tummy life = bad
wait what? that's a dumb thing that is bad
have the doctor brought up on charges
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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I’m at a Goodwill looking for a partition for my new office/former sex dungeon, and I saw this. This is a ceramic pie holder. But it is also 100% a butthole, right?
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Oh god
To buy the most expensive Whirlpool convection oven that Home Depot sells is $2200 CDN.
To buy the cherry red retro convection oven from Emira Stoveworks is $6200 CDN.
I'd be insane to buy designer appliances.
As much as I want to build out the sort of retro-future Fallout themed kitchen, spending 3x or 4x as much on the appliances is bonkerstown.
And who can forget that Dreamcast classic, Metallica Psycho Circus.
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Welp, here comes the lawyers and I had to have a sit-down with the kids today about what's going on and why mom has been staying over at grandma's house and what everyone's future is gonna look like here in about a year.
We're gonna try and do this in a civilized manner but me and the -family- lawyer also had a sit down and he basically said "Be prepared to wage all out war because this stuff almost always degenerates in some manner." So yeah.
Wheeeeeee
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Mmmmmm... Butthole pie
are YOU on the beer list?
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i was a bit iffy on Doom Patrol s2 but Flex Mentallo is back and now everything is great
the weather this week is hot but nowhere near like the heatwave a few weeks ago. but despite the much more "normal for mid august" temp it is just getting to me worse today. i feel way overheated
Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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if i could fuck one hobbit it would probably be rosie
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Damn, Flex is even topical too!
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The Speed Freeks would have been utterly destroyed had Wazdakka not intervened directly, riding up onto a mesa that overlooked the industrial battle site. Revving his engines, he launched his Warbike from the cliff edge and sailed through the Warlord-class Titan's protective Void Shields. Though the gravitic force field ignited both Wazdakka and his Warbike, he blazed like a fiery comet and smashed through the canopy of the Titan's cockpit. Still aflame, Wazdakka slew the great God-Machine's crew in only seconds. From that point forward, the battle was essentially over, as Ork and Man alike simply looked on in mute astonishment.
let me say, upon reflection, that it's not that i find the prominent male hobbits unfuckable. sam especially- i have a soft spot (hard spot) for kindness. but also i have a little bit of a pregnancy kink and i always imagined hobbit women as being wide and amply hipped. i even googled rosie and it looks like she popped out a bunch of children. i can't say no.
let me say, upon reflection, that it's not that i find the prominent male hobbits unfuckable. sam especially- i have a soft spot (hard spot) for kindness. but also i have a little bit of a pregnancy kink and i always imagined hobbit women as being wide and amply hipped. i even googled rosie and it looks like she popped out a bunch of children. i can't say no.
oh to be clear while I agreed to the above comment re: Rosie, it's because it would be funny to cuck Sam, not because of any of this pregnancy stuff, which I am really not signing on to
Steam, LoL: credeiki
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The wife is there not me, thankfully shes fully vaxed and masked
if i could drink only bubbles and no liquid i would
*dies as throat freezes*
Oh god, I want it.
but sour candies, good to go?
Bad tummy life = bad
choose your words about sour candy wisely
From which game, Feeb
*Pulls out fake gamer girl detector*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
One day somebody showed up with a (single?) candy called a Crybaby.
Even to my battle hardened tastebuds it was
s o u r
drinks that fizz are proven superior, it's science
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
wait what? that's a dumb thing that is bad
have the doctor brought up on charges
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
that was why all the ammo crates had that acronym for No Infringement/Napster
I’m at a Goodwill looking for a partition for my new office/former sex dungeon, and I saw this. This is a ceramic pie holder. But it is also 100% a butthole, right?
To buy the most expensive Whirlpool convection oven that Home Depot sells is $2200 CDN.
To buy the cherry red retro convection oven from Emira Stoveworks is $6200 CDN.
I'd be insane to buy designer appliances.
As much as I want to build out the sort of retro-future Fallout themed kitchen, spending 3x or 4x as much on the appliances is bonkerstown.
sour candies hurt in a good way and also taste good; fizzy things hurt in a bad way and taste bad
We're gonna try and do this in a civilized manner but me and the -family- lawyer also had a sit down and he basically said "Be prepared to wage all out war because this stuff almost always degenerates in some manner." So yeah.
Wheeeeeee
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Oh dude.
That's a good episode.
Sam, obviously.
The Hero of the Beach?
at this point the first one to swipe right
gamble a stamp, and @Jacobkosh might just appear
I fucking love orks.
oh to be clear while I agreed to the above comment re: Rosie, it's because it would be funny to cuck Sam, not because of any of this pregnancy stuff, which I am really not signing on to
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING