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big stupid bonK's big stupid art contest (VOTING CLOSED)

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModerator Mod Emeritus
edited August 2021 in Social Entropy++
VOTING IS CLOSED


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQ-TmGqjRnXlL2UOfULFatwvnTSh0Y70Pn8l0FIrwsOxbmrw/viewform

it's been a few hot minutes since i hosted any kind of ridiculous forum activity, so HERE'S WHAT WE'RE DOING:

Y'all have three (3) days to draw something silly and post it in this thread. After 3 days, I will collect all the drawings and assemble them into a poll, at which point you will have twenty-four (24) hours to vote on your favorite.

What does the winner get? I'm glad you asked, because this is where it gets fuckin' silly.

1) I will send the winner $50 USD
2) I will tattoo their drawing on my body somewhere

RULES AND CAVEATS:
-One entry per forumer.
-Be as weird and upsetting as you like, just make sure it's postable in SE++. Only inlined images posted in this thread will be entered.
-I pick where the tattoo goes.
-The winning drawing may potentially not work well as a tattoo. I reserve the right to rework the winning design (as little as possible while keeping the spirit of the original) solely in the vein of making it more tattooable.
-I will be tattooing the winning design myself, so if fuckin' Chico wins or whatever, the end result will by limited by my own skill. But it's probably funnier if I wind up taking on something waaaaaay outside of my comfort zone and butchering it.

Be safe, have fun, good luck!

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    If dickbutt wins will you get a second dickbutt?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    A duck! wrote: »
    If dickbutt wins will you get a second dickbutt?

    I don't actually have a dickbutt tattoo! I was part of the crew that went to get the tattoo at pax, but I was on an extremely tight budget. I may just drop one on myself anyway for old times sake.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Can you livestream the tattooing process somewhere? Maybe just for your Paytreons or Onlyfans or whatever.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Knob I love you with my whole entire heart

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Can I ask my wife to make something, as a ringer?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Can you livestream the tattooing process somewhere? Maybe just for your Paytreons or Onlyfans or whatever.

    At the very least I can do a youtube video. I can probably stream it? Lemme look into how that'd work from my phone and whether twitch will ban me for life and such
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Can I ask my wife to make something, as a ringer?

    Sure, why not

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    So it looks like twitch allows tattoo streams, and mobile streaming is built right into the app. So sure, I can stream the tattooing.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Damn. I wish I had any artistic talent

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Damn. I wish I had any artistic talent

    Dogg, you think these animals are going to be voting for the coolest drawing? No, they're going to vote for whatever will make the most heinous tattoo

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Damn. I wish I had any artistic talent

    Dogg, you think these animals are going to be voting for the coolest drawing? No, they're going to vote for whatever will make the most heinous tattoo

    I feel like it will still be good art which I am incapable of producing!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck it! I’ll do something.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Damn. I wish I had any artistic talent

    Dogg, you think these animals are going to be voting for the coolest drawing? No, they're going to vote for whatever will make the most heinous tattoo

    Animals? Dogs?
    What Knob really needs is a horse.
    Thankfully I'm submitting a starting point:
    67wa1qthth2s.png
    I'm sure we can get a good horse out of this.
    Otherwise Knob has to draw a squiggle on himself

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    knob i think this might get me to do an art for the first time in like a decade

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck it. Here is my submission

    Drawn in Paint with my finger

    flfbwx23wtaj.png

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    knob i think this might get me to do an art for the first time in like a decade

    That's the plan, my friend!

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
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    I finally busted out one of my fine liners for this

    I call him diarrheil

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Minimalist line art, very in right now.
    9FozHBi.png

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    s7vguejsclby.jpeg

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    tbh, there are already entries here that I would unironically love to have as a tattoo

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    tbh, there are already entries here that I would unironically love to have as a tattoo

    Always knew you were a closet DMB fan

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I don't know what you wanted, but I assure you it wasn't me bored at work with a disposable pencil and sharpie.

    I thought "what do the kids like nowadays?" because I feel the art should reflect the times we live in. I remember that kids love the TikTok and they love dad jokes. I present to you, a nightmare created in fifteen minutes...
    k0eu1m9ddwrg.jpg

    TikTok Danson dancing.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i just came up with an idea that at first i went "that's so fucking stupid" but then changed to "actually, i think a lot of people would pay for this tattoo" (if i can execute it properly)

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    uw7abmnmzikc.jpg

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i probably won't hit the deadline but i'm still gonna work on my idea

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    All I can think of is to put Goku on a cross with the words “Thanks Groku” in a hideous cursive font.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    All I can think of is to put Goku on a cross with the words “Thanks Groku” in a hideous cursive font.

    do it, coward

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Really regret not making a piece that was some ribbons held up by cherubs around Venus that says “Live by the pussy, die by the pussy.”

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Really regret not making a piece that was some ribbons held up by cherubs around Venus that says “Live by the pussy, die by the pussy.”

    Yes, but the planet Venus, so he has to explain it's the planet Venus every time someone sees the tatt.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    I really want to add some dumb metal flaming skulls, or pools of blood, or something, but this is what I have for now:

    x9s6kpi41n1j.png

    Maybe I will add some things before the end but, anyone feel free to just grab this and run with it if they want to.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Really regret not making a piece that was some ribbons held up by cherubs around Venus that says “Live by the pussy, die by the pussy.”

    I might design this and keep it for myself, no joke.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Fuck it. Here is my submission

    Drawn in Paint with my finger

    flfbwx23wtaj.png

    If there were an apostrophe in there to make it Matthew's this would 100% get my vote

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Dave Matthew's'

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Dave, Matthew's banned

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    For the longest time I used to think Matthew had one t instead of two

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    So uh, b&w or colour?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    So uh, b&w or colour?

    Both

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Usagi wrote: »
    So uh, b&w or colour?

    Dealer's choice

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    If I could draw, I would submit a picture of an amogus beating the shit out of a minion with a baseball bat.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If I could draw, I would submit a picture of an amogus beating the shit out of a minion with a baseball bat.

    Draw it anyway

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Fuck it. Here is my submission

    Drawn in Paint with my finger

    flfbwx23wtaj.png

    If there were an apostrophe in there to make it Matthew's this would 100% get my vote

    Dave's Matthew Band

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