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THE BIG BOAT IS STUCK THIS SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I have a little piece of what's supposed to be Saint Anthony of Padua's robe, it's in epoxy on a little medallion.

    I keep it in my wallet so I don't lose my wallet, and so far it's worked out pretty good, haven't lost a wallet in the like, 20 years I've been carrying it.

    edit: Tony is the only saint who I ever ask for help.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/jeff-bezos-500m-superyacht-stuck-after-firm-decides-against-dismantling-historic-dutch-bridge-says-report/ar-AAZ5sLy?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=da556528796649baa521ef5f5bee7a09

    Ladies and gentlemen, another boat is stuck. Bezos’ super yacht is stuck after the Dutch authorities refused to dismantle their bridge in Rotterdam for him

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    haha eat shit jeff

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    The idiot stuck to his guns about building his stupid boat on the wrong side of the old bridge?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Lmao

    Lol

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Dear Jeff,

    Lol fuck you

    Sincerely,

    Everyone in Seattle

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    They threatened to egg the boat as it moved by and the builders fear vandalism.

    Good!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I bet a small group of determined people in a superyacht shipyard could speedrun a new world record for vandalism.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I wonder how resilient to sinking modern superyachts are.

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I bet a small group of determined people in a superyacht shipyard could speedrun a new world record for vandalism.

    There's something I really like about a bunch of normal people taking on this rich asshole who decided he needed to build that fucking monstrosity - like his own dick rocket was not enough?

    I hope the thing gets egged every time it's at port.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Bezos' boat wouldn't even crack the top 20.

    https://luxe.digital/lifestyle/travel/largest-yachts/

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I support people throwing lots of different things at these boats.

    Every one is an ecological nightmare, if none of them can ever move anywhere again for security concerns the world would be a much better place.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The idiot stuck to his guns about building his stupid boat on the wrong side of the old bridge?

    I mean, I seem to recall the country originally saying "yeah, that's cool," but honestly I don't give a shit.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Bezos, as all rich assholes, loves to dominate people and making them inconvenience themselves and and their community for his amusement.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Why doesn't that dipshit just build a space yacht and go fuck off to Saturn or whatever

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Why doesn't that dipshit just build a space yacht and go fuck off to Saturn or whatever

    Sadly, he's smarter than Musk.

    alt-post: Nah, the Japanese government has an IP claim on spacefaring boats. The lawsuits would be unending and unrelenting.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I wonder how resilient to sinking modern superyachts are.

    One angry Ukrainian made a decent play at sinking a Russian yacht solo so not necessarily all that difficult if you can get inside.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Well yeah, physical access beats all.

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  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    ye gods but super yachts are just the most disgusting thing.

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Why doesn't that dipshit just build a space yacht and go fuck off to Saturn or whatever

    Technology is still a long way off from making life in space at all comfortable

    Billionaires might fantasize about living in luxury away from this planet of plebes, but it probably won't happen in their lifetimes

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    I don't want to turn this into a race to the bottom, but I'm pretty sure I could fund a life long hedonism for a half billion.

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  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    finally! this thread is about a boat being stuck!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    id build a land yacht and sail the deserts

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    There's that series of tweets that was going around a while ago wondering how billionaires can resist just using their money to solve problems. Oh there are hundreds of thousands of homeless in my home town? not anymore!

    And someone pointed out that if you're the kind of person who cares about homeless people then you'd never be a billionaire.

    And that is so accurate that it makes me sad.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    I don't want to turn this into a race to the bottom, but I'm pretty sure I could fund a life long hedonism for a half billion.

    Look, if you're doing hedonism right, that life ain't gonna be very long.

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    I mean, that's what billionaires are already doing. You think they do this because they have to?

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Is it really a hedonism if it ain't making the local news nightly, though?

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Cristoval wrote: »
    Is it really a hedonism if it ain't making the local news nightly, though?

    They own the media for a reason.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    so long as we're there for a good time, not a long time, I could probably get a life-time of hedonism done for maybe 80 dollars and a pack of Marlboro Reds

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    honestly if you never want to work another day in your life, and just want to sit around funding orgies, you probably only need like 30-45 million

    that'd be enough to get a reasonably sizable fuckmansion or three anywhere you want and then still be able to live on interest to the tune of a couple hundred grand per year

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    I don't want to turn this into a race to the bottom, but I'm pretty sure I could fund a life long hedonism for a half billion.

    Look, if you're doing hedonism right, that life ain't gonna be very long.

    First step is to have my brain implanted into a perfect immortal machine body.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYFT_iS-ovE

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    If I could choose my life it would be that of Hedonism Bot.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    If I could choose my life it would be that of Hedonism Bot.

    so would hedonism bot

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    Millionaires and billionaires are already doing excessive hedonism, I assure you. They just also happen to want public approval and attention for doing so, while making sure that the public knows that they're better than everyone else because they're rich.

    They're inhuman monsters.

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    Millionaires and billionaires are already doing excessive hedonism, I assure you. They just also happen to want public approval and attention for doing so, while making sure that the public knows that they're better than everyone else because they're rich.

    They're inhuman monsters.

    "Also"? Nah, "adulation from the crowds" is a well-known human pleasure. They're hedonists to the core, they just have the resources to indulge in more elaborate delights.

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  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Wealth is wasted on the rich. You give me a cool 1bil and you would never hear from me again, too busy doing a hedonism.

    Millionaires and billionaires are already doing excessive hedonism, I assure you. They just also happen to want public approval and attention for doing so, while making sure that the public knows that they're better than everyone else because they're rich.

    They're inhuman monsters.

    The shot of Jeff Bezos on one of hte roller coasters or whatereverthefuckitwas at Disney all alone is just one of the most saddest, most telling things about billionares. He dosent even look like he's having fun!

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Every time I see this thread title I have to check if the McRib is back.

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