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It's no secret that this is the old job thread

AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
edited October 2021 in Social Entropy++
Let's be honest. Every job contains secrets. Some could get you in major trouble if they were to get out there. Those should not be posted here.

But for everything else? Sure! Knowledge is power! Share, commiserate, and help get through this life together as better folks.

I'll start.

I'm still in the fucking office. Still no real reason has been given. In the last month, I've learned that the climate control in my office might be busted. My student worker was first moved to another room, and then quit entirely due to not returning for the fall. And I'm finding my possible ADHD is getting far worse. Also, I'm spending way more money eating out than before, on top of my gas bills.

But no. That's not the secret I wanted to talk about.

My secret... is the "nice" restroom.

My building's a brutalist concrete block out of the 60's/70's. You know the type - the government building with hardly any windows, overhanging ledges, flat roof, and looking every bit a bunker. It hasn't seen many facelifts over the years, it seems. And the restrooms SUCK. They are too small, offer no privacy, and.. are just bad. Before, if my options ran out, I had to go to the newer science building to get somewhere decent.

Over the last 2 years, they have been converting the ground floor parking garage into cybersecurity classrooms, and this semester is the first time they are in use. So I finally wandered down there and looked around.

People.. it's glorious. The stalls are wide enough that you don't feel like you are in sardine can, and the accessible stall is even wider than that. The faucets and dispensers all look new. It isn't an ugly shade of white or yellow! And because it supports just 3 classrooms (for now), it's barely been used. There's also an all-gender restroom that I didn't peek in, but feels like it'll be huge.

This is wonderful. This is the new "executive" restroom I can hop to... and while it doesn't make up for work forcing me back into the office, well... it at least gives me options.

So what about your job? How's it going?

Also...

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  • gavindelgavindel The reason all your software is brokenRegistered User regular
    Jim never has a job thread at home!

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I used to be secure up to Top Secret, then I got clearance for patients’ medical histories, and now I am a handy man, and thus know the secrets of Olden Walls, That Which Remains Beneath the Layers and the Power Tools Obscure.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My secret is I could tell you exactly who's a lazy fucker around here because I can pull up all the hours every trades person here has worked but I don't do that unless their supervisors ask me to because that's their job to monitor not mine.

    I have zero hesitation about giving said supervisors or my big bosses that information if they want it though. The lazy people can have fun explaining why they only logged four hours last week all on a fifteen minute job

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    A secret from my job... Healthcare warehouse... Hrm

    Our inventory accuracy is bad

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    At my last in office office job the landlord was renovating all the other floors except for ours. The toilets on our floor were the same toilets we had 20 years ago at high school. Cracked tiles, tracing paper one-ply and all

    One day I was having some intestinal distress and ran into the toilets to be greeted by two full stalls so I panicked and ran up the stairs. Usually the floors have their own specific boop lock but as it had recently been renovated the doors were propped open with a 2x4 and I found what amounted to toilet heaven. Proper 3-ply toilet paper. Brand new toilets with actual floor to ceiling doors, walls instead of half-height cubicles. A sink where you could actually wash your hands and not splash your legs as it was deep enough to contain the water

    The next three weeks was amazing. I'd practically skip upstairs to the toilet

    Then someone rented the floor and the door gained a boop lock. I was devastated

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Not a secret, but something funny.

    Sperm canisters are shipped in mushroom-shaped containers.

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Is there any better feeling than chucking an email grenade towards the end of a Friday? I was just able to pinpoint a delay in our billing caused entirely by a vendor and just lob it over casually to my boss and her boss.

    Now we wait for the meeting invites.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Covid update: everyone has covid. You probably have covid and don't even know it.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Me, slightly loosing my mind, after running a library and IT for a school all day.

    Last class of freshmen enters and I give them an orientation.

    "And this is the fantasy section where you will find books like Harry Potter and also other books written by authors that are not garbage human beings."

    Whole class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    You're doing good work, ghost.

    I don't recall even getting an orientation of the library in high school beyond "there are books here"

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Library secret: yes we are judging you based on what you read and we remember everyone who's ever asked us a question about books.

  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Me, slightly loosing my mind, after running a library and IT for a school all day.

    Last class of freshmen enters and I give them an orientation.

    "And this is the fantasy section where you will find books like Harry Potter and also other books written by authors that are not garbage human beings."

    Whole class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Like Orson Scott Card or Piers Anthony?

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Library secret: yes we are judging you based on what you read and we remember everyone who's ever asked us a question about books.

    That's exactly why I don't read.

    Orca
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    El oh el. So that thing I mentioned about only putting together the tradesperson naughty list if asked by a supervisor or someone with equivalent authority? Health and Safety asking for the last six months worth of air conditioning work orders and all their stats qualifies.

    Now some very high ups are going to see how naughty the engineers have been with not doing work. Hint: very. And since this relates to staff and patient safety what with heat waves I predict some very upset bosses.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I don't think I have any real work secrets that aren't like, terminateable offenses.

    I think I told ya'll about the nasty blood dwarves already those guys suck.

  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Yea my current job doesn't really have secrets. It just doesn't really have leadership so while we get work done, we just kind of languish without improving anything.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Wait I take that back, the secret to my job is that all my other coworkers are either lazy, nincompoops, or lazy nincompoops and I'm the only reason this shop hasn't shut down due to complete incompetence yet!

    That's the secret! It's me!

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Wait I take that back, the secret to my job is that all my other coworkers are either lazy, nincompoops, or lazy nincompoops and I'm the only reason this shop hasn't shut down due to complete incompetence yet!

    That's the secret! It's me!

    Demand greater tribute from your overlords!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    No secrets at my job.
    There's even a website you can look up everybody's salary.
    My cool-boss-during- shutdown might be turning into less-cool-boss-during-reopening, but we'll see what happens when classes actually start.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    At work they are pushing forward an ideal they have talked about for years yet they run into the same problems of not applying the same ideal to everyone
    The ideal is it comes from the truck to the floor little to no back stock . One of the problems is overfilling and plugging as I really doubt the people during the day can read. I sent back a box of BBQ chicken pizza as the home was quite full and would not take the full box. I come into today and the box I sent back is now stocked in the home spilling over into the next area
    The problem is with overfilling/stocking is if the home holds say 7 and you stock 14 when 12 sell the computer will order a new box thus continuing the problem

    The other secret is people are saying I am a manager again but no one has offered me the job? and there is a flyer outside and inside saying they urgently need people for overnights . Not a shock as I found out one of the managers was recruiting from his former job as a manager of a fast food restaurant as many of those people proved disappointing coupled with the fact of the half assed training and team building

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    This week was so exhausting I took a 3 hour nap immediately after getting off work at 5pm.

    I have not taken a nap that long..ever.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Further outbreaks are probably going to force us into another lockdown before year's end. If that happens, I'm going to give up on my industry entirely. It's bad enough that we're accepting scaled-back wages and benefits for a bunch of our contracts, but coupling that with another round of indefinite quarantine isolation and absolutely no hope of further federal relief packages means yours truly will no longer be able to wait things out for another year for things to get sorted. If they ever do, that is!

    I'm dreading looking for work elsewhere. Starting out at the bottom of any other industry is no fun when you're ten years deep into your current one, and even less when you're in your mid thirties. But I suppose I should get crackin on it now so I don't start out at the bottom in my mid fourties! The climb upward is going to suuuuuuck.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I know a lot of “how the sausage is made” type secrets for my current job that I can not divulge.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    All grocery stores want to run from truck to shelf with no back stock

    To do so requires the people ordering to know their shoppers and seasonal preferences very well, they must pay attention to the ad and know how their shoppers will respond (and to what), all stock must go out, and you're still going to get fucked when the warehouse decides you must have half a dozen pallets of some bullshit that your store never sells and which will be sitting in your back room for another 6 months.

    And of course the idea of "no back stock" is ludicrous for certain items (paper, soda, ice cream) and certain holidays (LOL at the idea of no back stock for Thanksgiving).

    We managed it reasonably well when we had a full crew (so could work the back stock every day) and were getting 6 grocery loads a week (so didn't have to worry about ordering for more than one day most of the time).

    Any deviations from any of those prerequisites will result in both back stock and outtages because you won't be matching your inputs to your outputs.

    And if the manager wants truck to shelf without those prerequisites, well, I want a Ferrari.

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Further outbreaks are probably going to force us into another lockdown before year's end. If that happens, I'm going to give up on my industry entirely. It's bad enough that we're accepting scaled-back wages and benefits for a bunch of our contracts, but coupling that with another round of indefinite quarantine isolation and absolutely no hope of further federal relief packages means yours truly will no longer be able to wait things out for another year for things to get sorted. If they ever do, that is!

    I'm dreading looking for work elsewhere. Starting out at the bottom of any other industry is no fun when you're ten years deep into your current one, and even less when you're in your mid thirties. But I suppose I should get crackin on it now so I don't start out at the bottom in my mid fourties! The climb upward is going to suuuuuuck.

    Wait, aren't you a union rep/officer/person-with-responsability? Or am I thinking of someone else?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I am, but it's a "volunteer" position. I don't get paid for it.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Wait I take that back, the secret to my job is that all my other coworkers are either lazy, nincompoops, or lazy nincompoops and I'm the only reason this shop hasn't shut down due to complete incompetence yet!

    That's the secret! It's me!

    Demand greater tribute from your overlords!

    I need to but I already know the answer.

    We're not a merit based pay raise kinda place, we go by pay tiers and then yearly service raises up to a certain cap within each tier. The plus side is you're pretty much guaranteed a pay raise every year that's not beholden to managers or whatever. The down side is I make the exact same money as all the other chodes here who aren't doing half the work. In some cases less because they've either been here longer or are in a pay tier higher than me (and supposedly have more responsibilities but that's laughable)

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Elaro wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Wait I take that back, the secret to my job is that all my other coworkers are either lazy, nincompoops, or lazy nincompoops and I'm the only reason this shop hasn't shut down due to complete incompetence yet!

    That's the secret! It's me!

    Demand greater tribute from your overlords!

    I need to but I already know the answer.

    We're not a merit based pay raise kinda place, we go by pay tiers and then yearly service raises up to a certain cap within each tier. The plus side is you're pretty much guaranteed a pay raise every year that's not beholden to managers or whatever. The down side is I make the exact same money as all the other chodes here who aren't doing half the work. In some cases less because they've either been here longer or are in a pay tier higher than me (and supposedly have more responsibilities but that's laughable)

    Well...

    Work less!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    All grocery stores want to run from truck to shelf with no back stock

    To do so requires the people ordering to know their shoppers and seasonal preferences very well, they must pay attention to the ad and know how their shoppers will respond (and to what), all stock must go out, and you're still going to get fucked when the warehouse decides you must have half a dozen pallets of some bullshit that your store never sells and which will be sitting in your back room for another 6 months.

    And of course the idea of "no back stock" is ludicrous for certain items (paper, soda, ice cream) and certain holidays (LOL at the idea of no back stock for Thanksgiving).

    We managed it reasonably well when we had a full crew (so could work the back stock every day) and were getting 6 grocery loads a week (so didn't have to worry about ordering for more than one day most of the time).

    Any deviations from any of those prerequisites will result in both back stock and outtages because you won't be matching your inputs to your outputs.

    And if the manager wants truck to shelf without those prerequisites, well, I want a Ferrari.

    One of the local Walmarts managed to do fine with no back stock of soda. They got daily deliveries from Coke, and Pepsi would come in occasionally with much less product. It was also all but official policy to let the Coke person do whatever they wanted. They were apparently the only company that got to push around Walmart as they pleased.

    My job is all secrets all the time. Nothing I would ever reveal. I suppose therapists having favorite clients is kind of a secret. You don't get better therapy, but it does make certain days much easier to get through.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    So what you're saying is

    It is possible to win therapy?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    So I just had a customer threaten to BLACKEN THE NAME of the cable ISP I work for (which they assured me they HAVE THE POWER TO DO) and they will air their grievances on the FRONT PAGE of the local newspaper so the WHOLE CITY will know our malfeasance

    because their smart tv interface isn't working right and they can't get to the Disney+ app and I told them they will need to contact the manufacturer, as that is not something their television and internet provider can help with

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  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    So what you're saying is

    It is possible to win therapy?

    I really want to say no here but...

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    So I just had a customer threaten to BLACKEN THE NAME of the cable ISP I work for (which they assured me they HAVE THE POWER TO DO) and they will air their grievances on the FRONT PAGE of the local newspaper so the WHOLE CITY will know our malfeasance

    because their smart tv interface isn't working right and they can't get to the Disney+ app and I told them they will need to contact the manufacturer, as that is not something their television and internet provider can help with

    Sounds like the only 1 star review I ever got (which then got reviewed internally and removed). The customer had legal questions regarding our compliance with certain industry regulations. Legally, I cannot give them that answer.

    I told them as much, but also linked them to the exact forms to fill out to get an official answer from the correct department and also direct links to our relevant documentation on the answer.

    They basically came back yelling at me that I had to give them the answer because they are paying for support. Yes, you are paying for technical support, which I can provide. I am not legal support, and could be fired or severely reprimanded for attempting to provide legal support that I am not qualified to give.

    Ultimately, they filled out the forms and got the information they needed, but not before they rated me 1 star.

    Some people are just angry blowhards *shrug*

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I wish I could!

    You can!

    I believe in you!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Honestly I think if I stop moving at this point I'm just gonna die.

    Like the only thing keeping me animate is the all consuming weight of o b l i g a t i o n

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I'm seeing double! Four job threads!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    What's that, I'm receiving a prize for how funny my last post was? In the dark alleyway behind the building? I shall proceed there post-haste!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    OW

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