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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Ok so I've been serving roughly 11% meads and it was like "ok so 6 oz pours."

    The first thing somebody hands me is a fucking drinking horn.

    Ya'll I have absolutely no idea how much alcohol I've been giving people.

    Everybody has swords and people are getting assassinated and I have to keep making change for silver pieces while a guy with a fiddle does a little jig and I have never been so out of my element in my entire life.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I’ve been to a few weird bars in Brooklyn too

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I’ve been to a few weird hipster bars in Brooklyn too

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Ok so I've been serving roughly 11% meads and it was like "ok so 6 oz pours."

    The first thing somebody hands me is a fucking drinking horn.

    Ya'll I have absolutely no idea how much alcohol I've been giving people.

    Everybody has swords and people are getting assassinated and I have to keep making change for silver pieces while a guy with a fiddle does a little jig and I have never been so out of my element in my entire life.

    What element, don’t you like to get fucked up and play dress up too?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Juggs I used to fence. I'll teach you how to use a sword it's easy and nobody understands. You go to stab them in one place, and when they try to stop you, you stab them somewhere else.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Swords aren't for stabbing, swords are for slashing.

  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Woah, woah, now we're moving into Swords 201, let's just slow down here.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Swords aren't for stabbing, swords are for slashing.

    Young man this is incorrect and I say this as a sabre fencer

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Heaven help you if you ever run into someone with an estoc and you expect them to do anything BUT stab you, over and over.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Swords aren't for stabbing, swords are for slashing.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The pointy end goes in the enemy

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The pointy end goes in the enemy

    My middle school history teacher used to say “the sharp end is for sticking”

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    My first interaction of the day as I sat blearily with my coffee was a guy who came up to the table, set his gloves down to adjust his... jerkin or something and he said "fear not, I'm not challenging thee."

    I'm leaving for the day to go pick up more stuff and I'm bringing back at least two bottles of whiskey.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    damn I want to go to this LARP

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Goddammit I left my wallet in my breeches.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Classic breeches mistake

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    My first interaction of the day as I sat blearily with my coffee was a guy who came up to the table, set his gloves down to adjust his... jerkin or something and he said "fear not, I'm not challenging thee."

    I'm leaving for the day to go pick up more stuff and I'm bringing back at least two bottles of whiskey.

    Now I'm imagining a world where everyone has to be exceptionally careful when taking off their gloves.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm having a very bad morning

    5 years. All downhill.

    I'm so tired.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Wow look at this guy being all fancy and having pockets in his breeches.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Woah, woah, now we're moving into Swords 201, let's just slow down here.

    THEY'LL FUCKIN CUT YA WIDE OPEN

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
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    the murder stroke is no joke

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Well, guy in a skeleton costume comes up to the guy in the Superman suit, runs through him with a broadsword!

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The murder stroke is technically the most dangerous move I've seen used at the renaissance faire.

    Like, with fully staged stuff still, but I've seen two attempts at blocking it that have ended poorly. One was a quarterstaff block that was held too close to the face, resulting in the quarterstaff rebounding straight into the person's noose and breaking it, and the other was a braced sword block that held fine, but the sword performing the stroke itself had a critical failure, severing at the tang and sending the entire handle right over the shoulder of the person blocking it (thankfully the aim was off center, otherwise it would have hit them in the head still).

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    The murder stroke is technically the most dangerous move I've seen used at the renaissance faire.

    Like, with fully staged stuff still, but I've seen two attempts at blocking it that have ended poorly. One was a quarterstaff block that was held too close to the face, resulting in the quarterstaff rebounding straight into the person's noose and breaking it, and the other was a braced sword block that held fine, but the sword performing the stroke itself had a critical failure, severing at the tang and sending the entire handle right over the shoulder of the person blocking it (thankfully the aim was off center, otherwise it would have hit them in the head still).

    anybody attempting the murder stroke in all but the most controlled environments is at best ignorant of how fucking dangerous it is

    the quillens can easily pierce most helmets or at minimum cause some serious brain-rattlin' or broken forearms on a poor block

    also, a sword being severed at the tang is terrifying

    please use well made stage swords folks! not wall-hangers

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I mean, it is called the murder stroke

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeaaaah. That sword was from one of the second or third tier companies, not one of our best (but BKS is fuckin' pricey to outfit everyone with).

    To be clear, those are rare exceptions, this are moves that were being performed dozens of times a season (4-6 weekends, once for fight call and once for show at minimum) and largely without fault. But there's always a danger in stage combat, no matter how practiced you are - I think everyone I know who has seriously done any amount of it can also show you a scar.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeaaaah. That sword was from one of the second or third tier companies, not one of our best (but BKS is fuckin' pricey to outfit everyone with).

    To be clear, those are rare exceptions, this are moves that were being performed dozens of times a season (4-6 weekends, once for fight call and once for show at minimum) and largely without fault. But there's always a danger in stage combat, no matter how practiced you are - I think everyone I know who has seriously done any amount of it can also show you a scar.

    deepeeka is a totally fine option

    I mean, they aren't good, but they're perfectly cromulent and like a third the price of bks(bks makes excellent products though yeah)

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Deepeeka is wall hanger material if you ask me. I have one hanging above me right now!

    I've not tested durability, so maybe they do well there, but weight and balance are not great, at least on the rapier I have (which is fuckin' wrist breaker if I've ever met one).

    For less pricey than BKS I've been hearing a lot of good things about Rogue Steel lately, and I've used a bunch of Starfires that have been totally fine as well (although they have funnily iconic handles that I can spot from fifty paces).

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Deepeeka is wall hanger material if you ask me. I have one hanging above me right now!

    I've not tested durability, so maybe they do well there, but weight and balance are not great, at least on the rapier I have (which is fuckin' wrist breaker if I've ever met one).

    For less pricey than BKS I've been hearing a lot of good things about Rogue Steel lately, and I've used a bunch of Starfires that have been totally fine as well (although they have funnily iconic handles that I can spot from fifty paces).

    deepeeka has solid durability for their stage combat longswords, but yeah I've heard their rapiers are not great

    I have also heard good things about rogue steel, but have no experience with em

    I think kult of athena carries them, so you might wanna check them out there

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Fuckin draughts
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Ok so I've been serving roughly 11% meads and it was like "ok so 6 oz pours."

    The first thing somebody hands me is a fucking drinking horn.

    Ya'll I have absolutely no idea how much alcohol I've been giving people.

    Everybody has swords and people are getting assassinated and I have to keep making change for silver pieces while a guy with a fiddle does a little jig and I have never been so out of my element in my entire life.

    Oh hey so the trick is grab a standard cup draught into the standard cup then pour that in the horn, took about 4 years at my viking feast for them to figure out that they had basically been serving me multiple bottles of mead for very few tickets every year and the trick to disrupt my good fortunes.

    Sleep on
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yeah I figured that out and brought my plastic pour cup, but I forgot to bring 2 so people gettin mixed shit sorry dweebs.

    Also I'm pissed. I got here scrambling to get set up with 0 information about shit and a dude in a fucking wig with a bad legolas accent spent 5 minutes complaining to me I didn't have change for fucking copper pieces fuck off you Mithrandir ass looking motherfucker I'm hot and humid and confused and full of cold brew I'll snap you in half

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm sorry that working that event was rough. It sounds like something that would have been fun to attend.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Yeah I figured that out and brought my plastic pour cup, but I forgot to bring 2 so people gettin mixed shit sorry dweebs.

    Also I'm pissed. I got here scrambling to get set up with 0 information about shit and a dude in a fucking wig with a bad legolas accent spent 5 minutes complaining to me I didn't have change for fucking copper pieces fuck off you Mithrandir ass looking motherfucker I'm hot and humid and confused and full of cold brew I'll snap you in half

    Next time someone tries to Middle earth you and annoys you, just say, sorry, can’t serve you, you obviously sound drunk.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Yeah I figured that out and brought my plastic pour cup, but I forgot to bring 2 so people gettin mixed shit sorry dweebs.

    Also I'm pissed. I got here scrambling to get set up with 0 information about shit and a dude in a fucking wig with a bad legolas accent spent 5 minutes complaining to me I didn't have change for fucking copper pieces fuck off you Mithrandir ass looking motherfucker I'm hot and humid and confused and full of cold brew I'll snap you in half

    Next time someone tries to Middle earth you and annoys you, just say, sorry, can’t serve you, you obviously sound drunk.

    “I have now cursed you. I have placed a hex upon your soul.”
    “W-what does it do?”
    “It prevents me from serving you alcohol.”

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Ok I calmed down and would like to retract my calling him a "Mithrandir ass looking motherfucker" he is no such thing and probably a fine person.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Ok I calmed down and would like to retract my calling him a "Mithrandir ass looking motherfucker" he is no such thing and probably a fine person.

    Next time someone is being a jerk at a LARP, just loudly announce that your tavern is now a PVP area.

    Elvenshae
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    today I realize my life is a new york jet's quarterback competition. it is both a joke, and every option stinks

    and by joke I mean that I was lectured yesterday about something and the whole thing was straight out of an episode of American Dad

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    If there was a medieval fair here, I’d dress as Rincewind and just slouch about. I wonder where I can get a hat that says Wizzard on it.

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