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Phalla Classic: [color=yellow]

DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Critical Failures
So, dying day 1 sucks quite a bit...

Visiblehowl
FunkywaltDogg Malicious gossip drove him away, Geek
Serpent Mocked into submission, Cool Kid
Gnasty
Shamus
Last son
Rygar Malicious gossip drove him away, Geek
PsychoLarry Mocked into submission, Geek
Squashua

Game on?

Edit: Phalla classic is going to be a simple, small population, little frills Phalla (Mafia) game. I'm obviously focusing primarily upon those who have just been booted from the awesome Phallopolis run by our kind Psycho Larry. (Who is also invited to play, I just don't have a pretty color to put his name in.) As I deliberately want a small population game so I don't need a bajillion kills this isn't really open to anyone. I will consider others if their sign up posts amuse me, rhyme and I need extra players. If don't accept you it doesn't mean I hate you, forum hate you, or even know who you are. Space is limited and I'm going to take those who I think will make this the best game for extra spaces.

This should be concluded well before the next "official" phalla starts and depending upon how many yeses may very well finishes before the other mini-phalla I've heard rumors of in the works.

UPDATE, DA RULEZ:


It’s a high school Phalla. Geeks versus cool kids.

We !mock like this.

Only your last !mocking of the night will have any effect. You can’t retract a !mock. You can only !mock somebody else. The most !mocked person is totally a loser and gone from the group, typically involving tears.

Voting ends…..er…when I say it does. I think I’ll go for 9 EST, again by the forum clock.


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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    !vote Shamus

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh, and Rygar as well I'd think, even if he only got Boxxed.

    Looking for affirmatives. Will start tonight in the evening if we're a go.

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Why not? Professor Death Science! will never be forgiven, I tell you.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I only wish we could wait until punchline is here, so i could kill him. thrice.

    Serpent on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yea, you just got used as toys, I got this awesome Alarm Clock Chest!

    Though we need to avoid any substantive discussion of the events of Phallopolis in case one of us is risen from the dead.

    Further, I'll take any posting in this thread as a "Yes" unless it includes the word "No" a whole lot of times.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    In.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What if it includes the word no twice? Would the second no be considered a double negative?
    In of course.

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i'm always in DA

    i mean

    uh

    i want to be in DA

    shit

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's ok, we all know what you really want to say.

    Also, double negatives are for losers.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Not in, just want to root for whoever gets the baddie roles. Make it 2-0 in Classic Phalla! :)

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Hey Buzz Buzz way to steal my position as Legion Speaker I totally deserved it I will kill you.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • AcidSerraAcidSerra Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Hey Buzz Buzz way to steal my position as Legion Speaker I totally deserved it I will kill you.

    I feel a phalla fight coming on... Gogo first day kill in (insert next phalla here).

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm in, cause phalla is fun and this one should be less mind-bending than a few of the recent ones.

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    I'm in, cause phalla is fun and this one should be less mind-bending than a few of the recent ones.

    Yah, maybe if your the last son of the evil dictator.

    !rip out his eyeballs

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    Not in, just want to root for whoever gets the baddie roles. Make it 2-0 in Classic Phalla! :)

    Buzz is very naughty, he should join this game so he can be destroyed day 1, much to everyone's amusement.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yes!

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hope everyone's bloodlust for me is sated. I'm in.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Hope everyone's bloodlust for me is sated. I'm in.
    Yeah, how was the sun?

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Hope everyone's bloodlust for me is sated. I'm in.

    You might hope they all destroy you again here so they don't burn you at the stake in Nerissa's upcoming game. Better safe than sorry, right?

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Hope everyone's bloodlust for me is sated. I'm in.
    Yeah, how was the sun?

    Overrated.
    Ardor wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    Hope everyone's bloodlust for me is sated. I'm in.

    You might hope they all destroy you again here so they don't burn you at the stake in Nerissa's upcoming game. Better safe than sorry, right?

    Unfortunately, I'll be missing Nerissa's game. 9:15 deadline doesn't mesh well with my work schedule. Looks interesting though.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    BAM, I'm IN, for the WIN.

    Miss me?

    Gotta kiss me.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Soooooo... we starting tonight or what?

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We are go. OP and PMs have been written, booting up the random-tron now....

    Prepare yourselves for A High School Phalla.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Oh shit, not High School again.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why is there no "cool" by my name?

    Am I the "Nerd" special?

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mwa ha ha, that was shorthand for those who said yes. Your all obviously cool or you wouldn't be here....

    At least you want people to think you are!

    Ehem....

    GAME ON!

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wooo, game on suckers!

    [edit]So does night one end tonight(3hours) or tomorrow?

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tomorrow. I was about to say if everybody does stuff tonight then maybe...but then I realized I'm going out. So tomorrow. Besides, day 1 is so amusing as everybody assaults each other with the theme.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Question, are there equal numbers of each kind of kid?

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm pretty sure we're the good guys and the "cool kids" are the bad guys.

    So I'm guessing there are 2 cool kids, since there were 2 baddies in the last classic phalla.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Answer: Rutabega.

    To put it plainly, I'm not answering any questions. If you feel you need to know something for the game to function then go ahead and ask but don't expect me to answer. Specials you can PM me questions if you feel I might answer them.

    In general, Classic Brand Phallas are closed rule games where managing and manipulating the uncertainty is half the battle.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Theres nine of us, so it seems unlikely unless there is a 3rd faction(Goths?)

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited June 2007
    My Pokemons, let me show you them.

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    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Theres nine of us, so it seems unlikely unless there is a 3rd faction(Goths?)

    hey guys

    last son is totally a goth

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    My Pokemons, let me show you them.

    man no way, pokemon is too cool. i'm all about POGs

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey guyz.

    I'm totally the guardian this time.

    For realz.

    I'm the school counselor.

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I bet visiblehowl thinks he's too cool for school!
    !mock Visiblehowl

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    When has the school counselor ever been on the side of the nerds? They always side with those damn jocks and preppy kids.

    !ridicule Visiblehowl

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Hmmm.

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey guyz.

    I'm totally the guardian this time.

    For realz.

    I'm the school counselor.

    are you writing a book involving somebodies throbbing member?

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