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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    It is a terrible name for it.

    Just give simple names for options. No reason to have cutesy difficulty names and whatnot instead of simple names like easy, medium, etc. with pretty simple explanations for each

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    The back half of this year is just so ridiculously loaded with games... Sunbreak, Three Hopes, Xenoblade 3, Bayonetta 3, Splatoon 3, uh... anyone seeing a pattern? Also Pokemon. Still need to grab Kirby too at some point...

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Neveron wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »


    There are probably people that are happy with this addition, but I don't know if I'd really call it "revolutionary".

    if i knew what the hell it was i could say if i was happy about it

    as is it just kinda sounds like masturbate mode

    It's the opposite, it's a mode where she doesn't get naked during her attacks.

    why that sounds lovely

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2022
    you don't have to be misogynistic every time there's a hint of titties on the forums

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I sort of dislike the message it gives that they spent time limiting the view of flesh but leaving the violence intact. The exposed skin wasn't even that bad in prior games (it was there, but I'd even be hesitant to call it nudity when I don't think any true bits and pieces were shown on camera). Meanwhile, you could kill enemies with guillotines and meat grinders in a horrific fashion. If you want your game to be more accessible to all ages, it feels super half-assed to only worry about the chaotic glances of sideboob and butt the games provide.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Im pretty sure she wears a bikini in 1 if you use to much hair but its been a while

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    you don't have to be misogynistic every time there's a hint of titties on the forums

    it makes me feel creepy when video game women are made to show off while the guys don't. It's unequal and unfair and fells super gross. I like that I finally have an option to make it equal in a game, admittedly it would have been much more fun to have sexy outfits for the men too.

    if you want to call that mysoginistic well then absolutely fuck you

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    It is a terrible name for it.

    Just give simple names for options. No reason to have cutesy difficulty names and whatnot instead of simple names like easy, medium, etc. with pretty simple explanations for each

    That’s not what you come to bayonetta for

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think it’s wrong I can only play Bayonetta 3 on the Switch

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  • SeolSeol Registered User regular
    say what you want about the functionality, but i think it's hilarious they decided to name that function "naive angel mode". it's like - you don't want nudity? ok sure but we'll take the piss out of you in the menu toggle.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2022
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    you don't have to be misogynistic every time there's a hint of titties on the forums

    it makes me feel creepy when video game women are made to show off while the guys don't. It's unequal and unfair and fells super gross. I like that I finally have an option to make it equal in a game, admittedly it would have been much more fun to have sexy outfits for the men too.

    if you want to call that mysoginistic well then absolutely fuck you

    so it's unequal and unfair for women to be displayed that way when men aren't,
    but also it's gross for a woman to be portrayed that way,
    but also it'd be cool if men were portrayed that way,
    but now it's equal because you're still not getting men portrayed that way?

    do i have that right? equal representation isn't about increasing it to match, it's about decreasing representation to match?

    also, maybe when a woman says "hey you're being misogynistic" you don't say "no i'm not, fuck you". might i suggest reflecting on why people might say you're being misogynistic??

    also also, i don't feel like looking up more of your posts to see you going "ew gross" at the sight of women

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  • Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    I feel like I'm missing some context here.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    the context is that magic pink has a history of saying misogynistic things when female sexuality gets posted and i got tired of seeing it so i'm calling it out

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    you don't have to be misogynistic every time there's a hint of titties on the forums

    it makes me feel creepy when video game women are made to show off while the guys don't. It's unequal and unfair and fells super gross. I like that I finally have an option to make it equal in a game, admittedly it would have been much more fun to have sexy outfits for the men too.

    if you want to call that mysoginistic well then absolutely fuck you


    do i have that right? equal representation isn't about increasing it to match, it's about decreasing representation to match?

    nope, you absolutely don't.

    you are right tho, it would be much much better if it was raising the bar to match. I grew up in a time when ANY equality, even a shitty kind, was still considered a move forward but, as you rightly point out, that's not acceptable or even good anymore.
    also also, i don't feel like looking up more of your posts to see you going "ew gross" at the sight of women

    quote where i typed those words and i'll happily apologize

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    the context is that magic pink has a history of saying misogynistic things when female sexuality gets posted and i got tired of seeing it so i'm calling it out

    again, quote them. i don't like seeing female sexuality when it's overdone objectification and 90% of the time in the movies and games I play it is. If that is considered mysoginistic then yes absolutely i'll stop now

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    at a bare minimum you're dismissive of things that aren't made for you; i can't count how many times you've done either this or 'ugh, STORIES in GAMES'

    and like we're all guilty of being dismissive of shit

    the problem is that it's way more loaded when it's about relatively harmless cheesecake

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    at a bare minimum you're dismissive of things that aren't made for you; i can't count how many times you've done either this or 'ugh, STORIES in GAMES'

    and like we're all guilty of being dismissive of shit

    the problem is that it's way more loaded when it's about relatively harmless cheesecake

    yes, i'm way too dismissive of things people like. you are right and i need to work on that because no one wants to hear that stuff, it adds nothing to a conversation

    if it is relatively harmless cheesecake then i guess i would be ok with it? but it's really hard for me to tell when it's that and not another drop in the bucket of "women have to be sexy in media there is no other option"

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    i think there's an argument to be made for bayonetta as female empowerment through sexuality, even if it's being made by a man (the character design is obviously famously done by a cool lady, which I think gives that argument room to breathe)

    so I think that nobody was saying 'women have to be sexy' but there's definitely credence to 'bayonetta kind has to be nasty with it a bit'

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    like it's gotta be pointed out that (considering its relatively small niche as a character action game) bayonetta has a HUGE following among women/queer women and there is definitely a reason for that

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    i think there's an argument to be made for bayonetta as female empowerment through sexuality, even if it's being made by a man (the character design is obviously famously done by a cool lady, which I think gives that argument room to breathe)

    so I think that nobody was saying 'women have to be sexy' but there's definitely credence to 'bayonetta kind has to be nasty with it a bit'

    yeah, i see what you're saying. i'm stuck in loop where seeing sexy women in media triggers my manipulated by men red flag leading to women being sexy as their own expression in media triggering the same flag.

    plus never being ok with sex-anything in media as a result from being so closeted about it has ended up with a really shitty outlook? or i'm just jumping to easy conclusions

    ok, this has given me thinking subjects. thanks all.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    one of the boxes we put ourselves in sometimes is that when we learn what is 'wrong' with regards to representation is we think only the very polar opposite can be 'right'

    which, for example, would invalidate decades of incredible black exploitation cinema made by black creators for black audiences

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i think there's an argument to be made for bayonetta as female empowerment through sexuality, even if it's being made by a man (the character design is obviously famously done by a cool lady, which I think gives that argument room to breathe)

    so I think that nobody was saying 'women have to be sexy' but there's definitely credence to 'bayonetta kind has to be nasty with it a bit'

    yeah, i see what you're saying. i'm stuck in loop where seeing sexy women in media triggers my manipulated by men red flag leading to women being sexy as their own expression in media triggering the same flag.

    plus never being ok with sex-anything in media as a result from being so closeted about it has ended up with a really shitty outlook? or i'm just jumping to easy conclusions

    ok, this has given me thinking subjects. thanks all.

    to be clear, i don't think you're actively choosing to be hateful towards women. you come across as old school gay man "vaginas? gross" type of humor, which is at its base level, misogyny

    i understand it might not feel that way, that it feels more like celebrating your own homosexuality. i definitely took part in it when i was a gayboy and finally felt comfortable enough to be open about it in the face of people assuming i was straight, but it was still internalized misogyny and transphobia

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I think it’s wrong I can only play Bayonetta 3 on the Switch

    I have to say I agree, but not for the same reasons.

    I'm super happy Nintendo is dropping the money to back Platinum making these. But the Switch is an old system at this point, crippled by even older mobile hardware. I'd give anything for this to be a switch successor launch title, but I also know electronics are still in short supply.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i think there's an argument to be made for bayonetta as female empowerment through sexuality, even if it's being made by a man (the character design is obviously famously done by a cool lady, which I think gives that argument room to breathe)

    so I think that nobody was saying 'women have to be sexy' but there's definitely credence to 'bayonetta kind has to be nasty with it a bit'

    yeah, i see what you're saying. i'm stuck in loop where seeing sexy women in media triggers my manipulated by men red flag leading to women being sexy as their own expression in media triggering the same flag.

    plus never being ok with sex-anything in media as a result from being so closeted about it has ended up with a really shitty outlook? or i'm just jumping to easy conclusions

    ok, this has given me thinking subjects. thanks all.

    to be clear, i don't think you're actively choosing to be hateful towards women. you come across as old school gay man "vaginas? gross" type of humor, which is at its base level, misogyny

    i understand it might not feel that way, that it feels more like celebrating your own homosexuality. i definitely took part in it when i was a gayboy and finally felt comfortable enough to be open about it in the face of people assuming i was straight, but it was still internalized misogyny and transphobia

    this is wonderful, thank you.

    also do you charge therapy by the hour

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2022
    i wish

    then all my friends would be asking me for money instead of me asking them

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    I think it’s wrong I can only play Bayonetta 3 on the Switch

    I have to say I agree, but not for the same reasons.

    I'm super happy Nintendo is dropping the money to back Platinum making these. But the Switch is an old system at this point, crippled by even older mobile hardware. I'd give anything for this to be a switch successor launch title, but I also know electronics are still in short supply.

    well bayonetta made it to pc. i bet when the switch gets sunsetted we'll get 2 and 3

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    I think it’s wrong I can only play Bayonetta 3 on the Switch

    I have to say I agree, but not for the same reasons.

    I'm super happy Nintendo is dropping the money to back Platinum making these. But the Switch is an old system at this point, crippled by even older mobile hardware. I'd give anything for this to be a switch successor launch title, but I also know electronics are still in short supply.

    well bayonetta made it to pc. i bet when the switch gets sunsetted we'll get 2 and 3

    Bayonetta was Sega published and Platinum developed. 2 and 3 have both been Sega publishing, Nintendo providing the funding, and Platinum developing. But who knows, Nintendo might give up one of their high profile older audience aimed exclusives that literally everyone begged to be in their 1st party mascot fighter... maybe.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    It was a pleasant surprise when The Wonderful 101 Remastered got to be a multiplatform release, but I don't have particularly high expectations of the Bayonetta sequels leaving Nintendo platforms.

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    In 5 years you can play Bayonetta 3 on the Switch 2 or whatever they end up calling it.

    Along with every other Switch Nintendo game.

    They won't be backwards compatible though, you'll need to pay another $70.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited July 2022

    Athenor wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    I think it’s wrong I can only play Bayonetta 3 on the Switch

    I have to say I agree, but not for the same reasons.

    I'm super happy Nintendo is dropping the money to back Platinum making these. But the Switch is an old system at this point, crippled by even older mobile hardware. I'd give anything for this to be a switch successor launch title, but I also know electronics are still in short supply.

    well bayonetta made it to pc. i bet when the switch gets sunsetted we'll get 2 and 3

    Bayonetta was Sega published and Platinum developed. 2 and 3 have both been Sega publishing, Nintendo providing the funding, and Platinum developing. But who knows, Nintendo might give up one of their high profile older audience aimed exclusives that literally everyone begged to be in their 1st party mascot fighter... maybe.

    thanks athenor or should i use your real name Dr Dream Killer

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Yeah this was posted back in 2018 by Platinum:


    IF NINTY SAY YES, IT'S YES. SO ASK NINTY. ALSO ASK ABOUT MARIO AND ZELDA FOR PS4. GET LOST. RT @Danvertuan: no more bayonetta on ps4?

    Bayo is essentially a Nintendo exclusive brand now.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I was rubbish at Bayonetta when I played it, but I do wish it was an option on other consoles if it's going to end up on PC anyway like the other two, even if that's delayed. Bayonetta is not the kind of game I want to be playing on the Switch, or really most character action games where lots of enemies are onscreen doing stuff and you're slowmode dodging with particle effects everywhere.

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  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I was rubbish at Bayonetta when I played it, but I do wish it was an option on other consoles if it's going to end up on PC anyway like the other two, even if that's delayed. Bayonetta is not the kind of game I want to be playing on the Switch, or really most character action games where lots of enemies are onscreen doing stuff and you're slowmode dodging with particle effects everywhere.

    Bayonetta 2 is not on PC.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    yeah only bayo 1 got a PC port because that was purely a sega-published joint, 2 and now 3 are bankrolled by nintendo so they are keeping them exclusive forever

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Ah, I thought both were on Steam but wasn't sure. So it was the first one I played. It was on Xbox? I think?

  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Ah, I thought both were on Steam but wasn't sure. So it was the first one I played. It was on Xbox? I think?

    Bayonetta 1 is on everything and even got a remaster for X1/Ps4. Bayo 2 is on Wii U and Switch, Bayo 3 will only be on Switch.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Yeah bayonetta 1 was, by and large, a flop. That was going to be the end of the franchise. Nintendo came in and funded the sequel, so Nintendo gets to keep it.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    And I still hold out hope for Scalebound, or some other game where you do that kind of action with a dragon buddy.

    ... In fact, we need more games with dragon buddies.

    Also, I won't say Never. I never thought Sony's stuff would end up on PC, and yet here we are.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Okay I went digging in my library, effectively a cupboard right now, and it was Bayo 2 on Wii U. So I'm not actually sure how much my lack of skill was because of my lack of skill or because I had to do rapid button inputs on a controller half the size of the universe with the battery life of a soap bubble.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    turtleant wrote: »
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    Once.

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