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Fat Bear Week

DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
edited September 2021 in Social Entropy++
If you're looking for some beary good news, look no further: Fat Bear Week 2021 is finally here.

Described as a "celebration of success and survival," Fat Bear Week spotlights the resilience, adaptability and strength of the brown bears located at Katmai National Park & Preserve in Alaska, said the park's Amber Kraft told NPR via email.

The annual competition, which started off as Fat Bear Tuesday seven years ago, shows how the bears get as fat as they can to prepare for winter hibernation.

It's a race to bulk up for hibernation!

https://www.npr.org/2021/09/30/1041674219/fat-bear-week-2021

https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week-2021.htm

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I cannot find a hi res image of the bracket!

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Let's go Popeye!

  • BhowBhow Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet.Registered User regular
    While I like 503's attitude, Otis is a strong contender with a potentially weaker bracket. I think Otis will meet Holly on the fifth, and I couldn't choose between them.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Finally a week all about me

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Bhow wrote: »
    While I like 503's attitude, Otis is a strong contender with a potentially weaker bracket. I think Otis will meet Holly on the fifth, and I couldn't choose between them.

    Otis has won 4 of these already I believe. Holly is a former champ too I believe.

    There is a Walker fan base already

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Chunk is a ringer

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  • ApogeeApogee Lancks In Every Game Ever Registered User regular
    Cub looks like the pretty boy of the competition. Look at that styled hair.

  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    I gotta go with Chunk. Not only is that a powerful name, but look at that dude.

    He's been through some shit and has come out stronger and fatter for it.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    We really need to name some of these other good bears

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    I'm vetoing "Beary McBearface".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEtfkCLkU0

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I'm going all in on the Holly train lookit that face that's a grade A bear face

    Get fat, Holly. Get fatter n hell, girl show em whatfer.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    If you want some bear livecams, they’ve got them!

    https://explore.org/livecams

    Get those fish, bears

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    131 all the way

    She PHAT

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited September 2021
    In case you didn’t see it yet
    https://defector.com/all-hail-walker-my-ride-or-die-for-fat-bear-week/
    According to the website of Alaska’s Katmai National Park, Walker—whose official handle is “151”—is a 14-year-old brown bear who has been in the area since 2009. That kind of longevity has turned Walker into a bit of an asshole, and I love him:

    Walker remained a tolerant bear during his young adult years. He allowed other bears to approach him and sought sparring partners for prolonged play fights. However, his priorities have changed as he matured into a fully grown adult. Walker now ranks among the river’s largest bears and he’s become less tolerant of other bears, including some of his former playmates. With his increased body size and a more assertive disposition, Walker is a more dominant bear compared to his younger days.

    That’s my kind of bear, as I too have become less tolerant of other people as I’ve aged. Unlike me, though, Walker has put in the work to assert his dominance; though he weighed a whopping 1,000 pounds for last year’s Fat Bear Week, park rangers assert that he is even larger this year.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Hell yeah fat bear week!

    We bought the shirts of the winner last year, they're actually really nice. 747 true champ wanna see that boy repeat

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I can tell by the vote numbers that way more people are watching it this year, hopefully that results in more sales and donations for the park!

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    EAT THE SALMON
    EAT THE SALMON

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    is it Mardi Gras already?

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    is it Mardi Gras already?

    Nope!

    But it is Fat Bear Week

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I was worried y’all found my Grindr

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    P.s don’t sleep on chunk!!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think there’s a fat bear in my house

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Seriously…can anyone help me identify this fat bear?

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    Should I be concerned for my safety?

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    you're dead meat, friend

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Hell yeah fat bear week!

    We bought the shirts of the winner last year, they're actually really nice. 747 true champ wanna see that boy repeat

    747 is a goddamned unit

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    He's the reigning champ for a reason!

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    There it iiiiiis

    The chonkiest bear in the univeeeeeeerse

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Cub genuinely looks like The Ideal Bear

    Go Cub Go

    Wait shit that's ALMOST like rooting for the Cubs, I'm rooting for 503

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    503 fan for sure.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    131's getting bodied

    Hate when my bear loses in the first round

  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Any of these Bears would be superior to the NFL's, Chicago Bears offensive line.

  • R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    It's times like these that I am reminded of just how big and intimidating bears can get.
    Like, if they got any bigger or more intimidating, ancient peoples would have to invent kennings to use to avoid calling bears by their actual names, for fear that if they did, bears would show up and wreck their stuff and maybe eat them

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    How can you not root for Chunk?? Their name is Chunk, and they got a sweet muzzle scar

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I know 503 is probably just swimming in that picture, but it almost looks like he’s plopped his head in a pile of snow, just completely over this shit.

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    I expect 747 to make his namesake proud.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    I know 503 is probably just swimming in that picture, but it almost looks like he’s plopped his head in a pile of snow, just completely over this shit.

    that's how 503 won my heart for sure

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    One of these big boys is Holly’s adopted cub btw

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    503 is! What a hero

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  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    My boy Chunk is getting done dirty

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I love this so much. Bears rule.

    I want nothing as much as I want a bear to be my best friend and/or giant pillow.

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