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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    sigma fatness grindset influencebear

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    furlion wrote: »
    If the contest was for most weight gained compared to where they started i think Otis would be a very strong contender. But alas, mass is what counts and he just didn't put as much on this year.

    ...isn't that what it is? That's why the before photos are there.

    Well I was under the impression it was strictly the fattest bear clearly lol. I assumed the before photos were just so we could marvel at just how much weight they put on.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m disappointed in Holly. I think she could have packed on a few more pounds before winter was over.

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I’m disappointed in Holly. I think she could have packed on a few more pounds before winter was over.
    Also my wife’s name is Holly so maybe I’ll post random comments about Holly and never explain if I’m talking about the bear or my wife.

    ?

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  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    That one's definitely about their wife. Because 435 Holly is looking HECKA CHONK.

    In unrelated news, Raijin is looking for a place to sleep and wondering if anyone needs a roommate.

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    burbo wrote: »
    Its about who best embodies the concept of "fatness" esp. wrt to fatness as a success metric for bears.

    this might be one of my favourite ever sentences

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    furlion wrote: »
    I’m disappointed in Holly. I think she could have packed on a few more pounds before winter was over.
    Also my wife’s name is Holly so maybe I’ll post random comments about Holly and never explain if I’m talking about the bear or my wife.

    ?

    I will not be fielding questions.

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    I’m disappointed in Holly. I think she could have packed on a few more pounds before winter was over.
    Also my wife’s name is Holly so maybe I’ll post random comments about Holly and never explain if I’m talking about the bear or my wife.

    ?

    I feel like Raijin's post is raising a lot of questions already answered by the post.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m just talking about that big hoss of a lady, Holly.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, I will show Holly this thread.

    I’m not sure if she can read though so she might just bite my head off.

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Poor 747,taking the Ls all season long. I guess he was onto something when he kept targeting Grazer to boot her out of the productice spots.

    Its kind of shocking how one sided the matchups are this year. The only really competitive one has been the cousins.

  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Well. With a profile picture like that, can you blame people if people are in awe of Grazers fatness?

    I'm hoping that Grazer takes it all the way this year. She's been a contender for years now, she's brought four wonderful cubs to this world. Now is the perfect season.

    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Well. With a profile picture like that, can you blame people if people are in awe of Grazers fatness?

    I'm hoping that Grazer takes it all the way this year. She's been a contender for years now, she's brought four wonderful cubs to this world. Now is the perfect season.

    I can't blame them at all, I voted for Grazer and she is my pick to go all the way (I think . . . It'll be tough to go against Holly, who is my fave adult female and who is just as fat IMO). I was just surprised that its so one sided.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Holly will be so disappointed if she doesn’t win.
    Fortunately I know the perfect place to scratch her butt that always cheers her up.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    It's Clifford that likes butt scratches, actually. Holly likes her ears rubbed.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    It's Clifford that likes butt scratches, actually. Holly likes her ears rubbed.

    Stay away from my wife!

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Chunk vs Grazer was the matchup i predicted as soon as the bracket was revealed, but wow, i did not expect the absolute dominance Grazer has displayed. I dont think Chunk stands a chance tomorrow.

    Pour one out for Holly though. I voted for her because on the cams she has looked about as fat as Grazer, and shes my favorite adult female. But yeah, i knew that no one was stopping the Graze-Train.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Holly is my favorite adult female too

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    How come the bear named after a big airplane isn't as big as the airplane?

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Obviously a joke, but I can't help but be that guy. . .

    He's not actually named after an airplane. He got that number randomly as a scrawny little subadult, and just happened to grow up to be the biggest bear on the river (most years, this year it was 32 Chunk, IMO).

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Today's bracket was the only one i really struggled with. Chunk is a damn big boy, but Grazer is positively round. In the end i went with Grazer and was shocked after i could see the votes so far. I expected it to be pretty close, but it is an absolute blowout.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited October 2023
    If I had to die and be reincarnated as an animal, I think bear would be a good choice.

    Apex predator... no job... get to wander around the forest, maybe eat a fish.

    Then go to sleep eight months.

    RT800 on
  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Sleeping for that long must be amazing. First, imagine how refreshed you get waking up after that amount of time. And second, imagine how good that first bathroom trip must feel lol.

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    Sleeping for that long must be amazing. First, imagine how refreshed you get waking up after that amount of time. And second, imagine how good that first bathroom trip must feel lol.

    If bears are anything to judge by it's not great.

    1. Bears build up a fecal plug. Like the worst possible constipation ever.
    2. Hibernation is not sleep. They wake up disoriented, grumpy, metabolism out of balance and very very hungry.

    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    Sleeping for that long must be amazing. First, imagine how refreshed you get waking up after that amount of time. And second, imagine how good that first bathroom trip must feel lol.

    If bears are anything to judge by it's not great.

    1. Bears build up a fecal plug. Like the worst possible constipation ever.
    2. Hibernation is not sleep. They wake up disoriented, grumpy, metabolism out of balance and very very hungry.

    Yeah i know all that. The plug especially probably hurts like hell to pass. I was trying to be humorous but you ruined it with your facts!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’ve passed a fecal plug or two in my day.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Is that like passing a baton in a relay race?

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    When I watch the bears on the cam, it looks nice a good bit of the time, but also stressful. For the males, near constant conflict and battling in the hierarchy. For the females, they and their cubs are constantly in danger from the males. Also, come hyperphagia, they are in a constant state of hunger.

    I've often thought a duck's life seems pretty good. Can fly, can swim. Hang out on the water all day, quacking with your family. Probably not a ton of predation. Seems not too bad.

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Grazer wins this year. Pretty handily as well. She's a big girl and deserves the win in my opinion.

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    CHONKY HONKA DONKS.

    CHONKY BEARS! :sunglasses:

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    I flew down to the office for a work onsite thing. I'd been hyping the fat bears for a little while in the slack channels, and everyone thinks I'm a bear weirdo (which, is true). I'm also part of the leadership at my company, so being a weirdo is tolerated (and our CEO is a very socal Venice weirdo type). But, during the big happy hour / mixer social thing, I decided to turn on the big projector wall and stream the fat bears to it. I also took off my button up colored shirt to reveal a 2022 champion 747 shirt.

    I don't think I reduced the impression that I'm a bear weirdo. But there are new fans now.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, spread the bear gospel!

    I've felt pretty down, so I am grateful my humble forum thread here lives.

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I was thinking about bears the other day. There was a poll that asked men what the largest animal they thought they could take in a fight was, and a surprising number of American men picked bears. Now i would assume these men assumed the much smaller and more common American black bear. Which, to be fair, is basically a teddy compared to the grizzly. But it kind of made me mad. We have become so disconnected from nature that these idiots think they would stand any kind of a chance against a full grown black bear. I just want to sit them down and make them read the etymology heading on Wikipedia for bears. Ancient European people feared bears so much that they wouldn't even say their name. For a long time we thought they called them an ancient word that translated into "the brown one" but there is also evidence that it actually comes from a word that just means wild animal. But either way, how scared of something do you have to be to not even say its fucking name out loud? I literally can't even imagine having that level of terror constantly haunting you on a daily basis. And these fuckers think they can take one in a fight? Madness.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I would beat a black bear because black bears are canny opportunists and it would simply leave as soon as it got my food.

    why waste the energy fighting me

    point man

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited October 2023
    furlion wrote: »
    I was thinking about bears the other day. There was a poll that asked men what the largest animal they thought they could take in a fight was, and a surprising number of American men picked bears. Now i would assume these men assumed the much smaller and more common American black bear. Which, to be fair, is basically a teddy compared to the grizzly. But it kind of made me mad. We have become so disconnected from nature that these idiots think they would stand any kind of a chance against a full grown black bear. I just want to sit them down and make them read the etymology heading on Wikipedia for bears. Ancient European people feared bears so much that they wouldn't even say their name. For a long time we thought they called them an ancient word that translated into "the brown one" but there is also evidence that it actually comes from a word that just means wild animal. But either way, how scared of something do you have to be to not even say its fucking name out loud? I literally can't even imagine having that level of terror constantly haunting you on a daily basis. And these fuckers think they can take one in a fight? Madness.

    zqu4n2uwon0x.jpg

    3cl1ps3 on
  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    furlion wrote: »
    I was thinking about bears the other day. There was a poll that asked men what the largest animal they thought they could take in a fight was, and a surprising number of American men picked bears. Now i would assume these men assumed the much smaller and more common American black bear. Which, to be fair, is basically a teddy compared to the grizzly. But it kind of made me mad. We have become so disconnected from nature that these idiots think they would stand any kind of a chance against a full grown black bear. I just want to sit them down and make them read the etymology heading on Wikipedia for bears. Ancient European people feared bears so much that they wouldn't even say their name. For a long time we thought they called them an ancient word that translated into "the brown one" but there is also evidence that it actually comes from a word that just means wild animal. But either way, how scared of something do you have to be to not even say its fucking name out loud? I literally can't even imagine having that level of terror constantly haunting you on a daily basis. And these fuckers think they can take one in a fight? Madness.

    zqu4n2uwon0x.jpg

    That can be explained by good old racism and/or sexism. But a bear? An apex predator? To a bear we are still just hairless apes. An unarmed person, on their own, walking up to a bear is just the bear equivalent of Uber Eats.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2023
    furlion wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    furlion wrote: »
    I was thinking about bears the other day. There was a poll that asked men what the largest animal they thought they could take in a fight was, and a surprising number of American men picked bears. Now i would assume these men assumed the much smaller and more common American black bear. Which, to be fair, is basically a teddy compared to the grizzly. But it kind of made me mad. We have become so disconnected from nature that these idiots think they would stand any kind of a chance against a full grown black bear. I just want to sit them down and make them read the etymology heading on Wikipedia for bears. Ancient European people feared bears so much that they wouldn't even say their name. For a long time we thought they called them an ancient word that translated into "the brown one" but there is also evidence that it actually comes from a word that just means wild animal. But either way, how scared of something do you have to be to not even say its fucking name out loud? I literally can't even imagine having that level of terror constantly haunting you on a daily basis. And these fuckers think they can take one in a fight? Madness.

    zqu4n2uwon0x.jpg

    That can be explained by good old racism and/or sexism. But a bear? An apex predator? To a bear we are still just hairless apes. An unarmed person, on their own, walking up to a bear is just the bear equivalent of Uber Eats.

    racism and sexism are both rooted in the more general idea of chauvinism, which white men have in absolute spades on every matter, subject, and topic

    Houk on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    furlion wrote: »
    I was thinking about bears the other day. There was a poll that asked men what the largest animal they thought they could take in a fight was, and a surprising number of American men picked bears. Now i would assume these men assumed the much smaller and more common American black bear. Which, to be fair, is basically a teddy compared to the grizzly. But it kind of made me mad. We have become so disconnected from nature that these idiots think they would stand any kind of a chance against a full grown black bear. I just want to sit them down and make them read the etymology heading on Wikipedia for bears. Ancient European people feared bears so much that they wouldn't even say their name. For a long time we thought they called them an ancient word that translated into "the brown one" but there is also evidence that it actually comes from a word that just means wild animal. But either way, how scared of something do you have to be to not even say its fucking name out loud? I literally can't even imagine having that level of terror constantly haunting you on a daily basis. And these fuckers think they can take one in a fight? Madness.

    zqu4n2uwon0x.jpg

    That can be explained by good old racism and/or sexism. But a bear? An apex predator? To a bear we are still just hairless apes. An unarmed person, on their own, walking up to a bear is just the bear equivalent of Uber Eats.

    If a bear stops chewing your skull open it's because they decided they had something else to do, not because of anything you did.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Bear wrote:
    Did I leave the kettle on?

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I saw a black bear yesterday. It crossed the road in front of me! It was like 10 meters away from my car, didn't have a care in the world.

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