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[NBA] A L L H A I L T H E B E A M

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Does anyone else wonder if the NBA will eventually reach a point of diminishing returns with a season that seems to last 10 months, and all of "the stars" being out of commission for weeks, multiple times in one season?

    It's a situation like MLB, right, with the real money being from TV/streaming broadcast contracts and mega corp ad dollars?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Just saw a comment on Defector that posits a hilarious situation- there’s a possibility that Ben Simmons is eliminated from the playoffs in each of his last 2 games
    Kelor wrote: »
    But hey, Ben Simmons is back for game four!
    Hack this man immediately.

    Did it suddenly get really moist in here?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Does anyone else wonder if the NBA will eventually reach a point of diminishing returns with a season that seems to last 10 months, and all of "the stars" being out of commission for weeks, multiple times in one season?

    It's a situation like MLB, right, with the real money being from TV/streaming broadcast contracts and mega corp ad dollars?

    It’s so incredibly super-duper obvious that the NBA has too much regular season (too much postseason too)

    You could contract 2 teams and get a tidy 54 game season with rotating home/away and start at Christmas…but that’s pretty extreme

    You could easily keep the season as long as it is but shrink to 66 games with 4 games vs your division and 2 vs everyone else- or slightly shrink to start in like early December (or end in March)

    Or you go World football and align the season to the international calendar and build in breaks for international club competition

    Captain Inertia on
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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    They've been talking having a mid-season tournament for awhile but haven't figured out how to make it meaningful.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    The only problem I have with shrinking the season is that live events have increased an insane amount the last 5 years or so. Without regulation to get pricing back under control, reducing the amount of games is just going to change spectating from an upper-middle class activity to a full-on elite only privilege.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    The only problem I have with shrinking the season is that live events have increased an insane amount the last 5 years or so. Without regulation to get pricing back under control, reducing the amount of games is just going to change spectating from an upper-middle class activity to a full-on elite only privilege.

    Join me in the color world metaverse, Butters, where we will cheer on Malachi Flynn, Miye Oni, and 3-point god Maxi Kleber with our diamond hands

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    ITT captain inertia discovers that NBA.com has a random player list generator

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    My god sorry for a posting spree, I was just reminded that the obviously broken and miserable Jazz roster is GMd by Danny Ainge, so they are doomed to “almost had a deal”ing until 2026 when both Gobert’s and Mitchell’s contracts come up

    Amazing

    Captain Inertia on
    burbo
  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    My god sorry for a posting spree, I was just reminded that the obviously broken and miserable Jazz roster is GMd by Danny Ainge, so they are doomed to “almost had a deal”ing until 2026 when both Gobert’s and Mitchell’s contracts come up

    Amazing

    Fuckin Ainge!? Oh, the BYU connection.

    LMAO

    BlackDragon480
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    My god sorry for a posting spree, I was just reminded that the obviously broken and miserable Jazz roster is GMd by Danny Ainge, so they are doomed to “almost had a deal”ing until 2026 when both Gobert’s and Mitchell’s contracts come up

    Amazing

    I don't think so this time. If they can't beat a Luka-free Mavs with healthy Mitchell, Gobert, and Conley then I think they will make a change if they can find any takers for Gobert.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    My god sorry for a posting spree, I was just reminded that the obviously broken and miserable Jazz roster is GMd by Danny Ainge, so they are doomed to “almost had a deal”ing until 2026 when both Gobert’s and Mitchell’s contracts come up

    Amazing

    I don't think so this time. If they can't beat a Luka-free Mavs with healthy Mitchell, Gobert, and Conley then I think they will make a change if they can find any takers for Gobert.

    Oh Danny Ainge will be working the phones for this alright and we’re gonna hear the day after every trade deadline how close he was but the Hawks just wouldn’t budge on that extra draft pick, it’s a shame

    Ticaldfjam
  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Watching Jimmy Butts brick out the last two plays (not to mention the whole team wasting a lead by switching over to 20 second iso plays in the 4th) was just painful.

    Einzel on
    Carpy
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I should have watched the game and wory my jersey, then the Heat would have won.

  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    McCollum is going to shoot the Pelicans out of this game in this last quarter.

    Four missed shots so far by my count.

    Nance is doing a great job against Ayton right now.

  • TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    Just watched the Pelicans game from last night. I really like what I am seeing there. Eventually the Suns will move on to the next round, but Pels are giving them a run for their money. If they can keep building on that roster and get Zion back at some point, they could really make a run for it. Jackson Hayes needs to calm the fuck down tough - that flagrant 2 against Crowder was completely unnecessary.

    Also caught up with the rest of the league. I really love that Utah Jazz color scheme on their uniforms. And I want one of those jackets the Suns coaching staff is wearing.

    That is all :smile:

    Ringo
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Mavericks only down 12 after playing one the worst half of basketball I've seen in a while, eh, could be much worse.

    Maxi Kleber on 4 fouls is annoying, especially considering what the refs were letting Bogdonavic get away with at the other end, but I mean, not gonna win many games shooting under 30% from the field as a team.

  • TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    But came out guns blazing from halftime and are now back in the game.

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Frustrating way to lose after making that comeback (make your free throws!)

    But

    It was the Luka warm up game, we played like bums in the first half, and we're going back to Dallas for game 5. Still feeling confident.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    The Jazz, Nugs, and Suns have great unis

    Bulls, Heat, and … Cavs? come to mind as good in the East

    Captain Inertia on
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Just saw a comment on Defector that posits a hilarious situation- there’s a possibility that Ben Simmons is eliminated from the playoffs in each of his last 2 games
    Kelor wrote: »
    But hey, Ben Simmons is back for game four!
    Hack this man immediately.

    ::vibrating::

    Ticaldfjam
  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Well, Raptors weren't swept, at least.

    The Cow Kingburbo
  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Well, Raptors weren't swept, at least.

    If any team was going to be the first team to blow a 3-0 it would be a doc rivers lead Sixers with Embiid having a strained shooting thumb

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    The NBA is really missing out on a revenue opportunity by not having a different sponsor for each of the first 3 rounds

  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    Warriors rushing here, they're forcing some bad shots.

    Need to settle into a better pace.

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Im enjoying Bones Hyland's over the top celebrating. Giving the Warriors a tast of their own obnoxiousness.

  • KelorKelor Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Just saw a comment on Defector that posits a hilarious situation- there’s a possibility that Ben Simmons is eliminated from the playoffs in each of his last 2 games
    Kelor wrote: »
    But hey, Ben Simmons is back for game four!
    Hack this man immediately.

    ::vibrating::

    elqs9cg45pjq.png

    Told the Nets his back was giving him pain again.

    It's only going to get worse when his back has to carry an entire offseason worth of news for a second year in a row.
    burbo wrote: »
    Im enjoying Bones Hyland's over the top celebrating. Giving the Warriors a tast of their own obnoxiousness.

    Hyland was really impressive in the Rising Stars game at the all star weekend. Some of the players were just there and happy to be included, but he wanted to win.

    Kelor on
    burbo
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2022


    I mean, jokes aside there's no reason to jump in to an elimination series you're trailing 3-0. Just call it.

    DJ Eebs on
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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Kelor wrote: »
    Just saw a comment on Defector that posits a hilarious situation- there’s a possibility that Ben Simmons is eliminated from the playoffs in each of his last 2 games
    Kelor wrote: »
    But hey, Ben Simmons is back for game four!
    Hack this man immediately.

    ::vibrating::

    elqs9cg45pjq.png

    Told the Nets his back was giving him pain again.

    It's only going to get worse when his back has to carry an entire offseason worth of news for a second year in a row.
    burbo wrote: »
    Im enjoying Bones Hyland's over the top celebrating. Giving the Warriors a tast of their own obnoxiousness.

    Hyland was really impressive in the Rising Stars game at the all star weekend. Some of the players were just there and happy to be included, but he wanted to win.

    I'm not for players playing hurt but Simmons really making himself look bad.

    burboBlackDragon480
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Whoever sent out that he was probably playing game four should probably not be allowed to speak for Ben Simmons anymore, right? Like...even if they'd won game three, the odds were pretty stacked against him jumping into this series and making a significant impact

    CarpyMidniteMagellRingoWeedLordVegeta
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Whoever sent out that he was probably playing game four should probably not be allowed to speak for Ben Simmons anymore, right? Like...even if they'd won game three, the odds were pretty stacked against him jumping into this series and making a significant impact

    I'll follow up a bit on this: Steph Curry came back in Game One and instantly made an impact, but Steph Curry is unquestionably better than Ben Simmons and has also spent a lot of time playing with this version of the Warriors this season. He didn't spend a lot of time playing with both Klay and Draymond this season, but they clearly know how to play together. Simmons is coming off an extended absence after taking a lot of heat for how he plays basketball, and would be playing with guys he has very little experience playing in, against a good team playing very well, in the middle of a series his team is bombing. This is a worst case scenario for jumping back in, and it wouldn't have been much better if the team was down 2-1 instead of 3-0.

    CarpyDirtyboyCaptain InertiaMidniteMagellRingoWeedLordVegeta
  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    Kelor wrote: »
    Just saw a comment on Defector that posits a hilarious situation- there’s a possibility that Ben Simmons is eliminated from the playoffs in each of his last 2 games
    Kelor wrote: »
    But hey, Ben Simmons is back for game four!
    Hack this man immediately.

    ::vibrating::

    elqs9cg45pjq.png

    Told the Nets his back was giving him pain again.

    It's only going to get worse when his back has to carry an entire offseason worth of news for a second year in a row.
    burbo wrote: »
    Im enjoying Bones Hyland's over the top celebrating. Giving the Warriors a tast of their own obnoxiousness.

    Hyland was really impressive in the Rising Stars game at the all star weekend. Some of the players were just there and happy to be included, but he wanted to win.

    I'm not for players playing hurt but Simmons really making himself look bad.


    It makes me feel squeamish to agree with Stephen A., but damn, yeah man

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Nah, fuck that, I sure wouldn't jump into a game in that situation, especially as DJ described it, much less with a bad back

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    There’s no reason for the Nets to even play Simmons if he were available…

    …other than hilarity

    CarpyRingo
  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I'd take someone who sat out because he didn't trust his back or even didn't feel mentally prepared over Kyrie's behavior any day.

    CarpyCaptain InertiaRingoLeeksEinzel
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