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[NBA] A L L H A I L T H E B E A M

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    It's like watching Giannis in slow motion.



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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Man that wish that Dolan would sell the Knicks was kind of fraught huh

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Yeah the rich Middle Eastern countries are looking to buy into pretty much everything. A Qatar sheik is looking to buy soccer club Manchester United and Saudi Arabia upped their stake in Nintendo. Not to mention their LIV Golf series that is poaching players from PGA. Part of their goals to rule the world divest from oil as much as possible.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Man that is just extremely not cool. An NBA team is at least general enough and Dolan has been stubborn enough that I doubt it'd be the Knicks.

    I just want the Knicks to get their Steve Cohen.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    The article from that tweet lists the Knicks as a top candidate for selling a minority stake.

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    Dame probably asking Jody Allen, "Can we borrow DK for the remainder of the Season?"

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  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    edited February 18
    Man,i love Giannis. All we do is complain about players who are assholes, bigots, demanding trades, or load managing, and this motherfucker is out here playing the 12th man white guy hype boy assist coach role for the fucking celebrity all star game.

    Every other player out here is too much of a big deal for regular season rivalry matchups on tntn and Giannis is like "bitch, i aint too cool for shit! Gimme dem smoovies!"

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Giannis probably is the coolest, chilliest, nicest superstar yeah

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular


    Only 25 and his knee's already completely ruined to the point he's missed basically two full seasons in a row (and he had more, albeit minor compared to this, issues with it still resulting in significant missed games 3 of the other 4 seasons he was in the league for). I genuinely doubt he ever plays again

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 18
    I think he will play again but he’s going to be completely ineffective and probably retire after trying a comeback

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Wiki says he's been playing since 2, so already has a career's worth of wear on his body. Hopefully LaMelo doesn't suffer the same fate (thanks, Dad).

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    As much as I hate Daddy Ball I find myself liking his sons.

    Except LiAngelo. He seems kind of like a prick

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 18
    Steve Kerr had some recent comments about how AAU being counterproductive to teaching the game and it seems its also running young players into the ground.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Love completed his buyout with the Cavs. Woj says he's talking to the 76ers before making a decision but currently expected to go to Miami

  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    Giannis probably is the coolest, chilliest, nicest superstar yeah

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  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Steve Kerr had some recent comments about how AAU being counterproductive to teaching the game and it seems its also running young players into the ground.

    I've also heard him talk about how this over specialization is producing less well-rounded athletes. Other sports teach complementary skills and kids are missing out on these development opportunities along with accelerating the wear from so much straight basketball.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Giannis didn't even play basketball until he was like, 17 or some shit, right?

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    embiid also. his first real time playing basketball was for kansas

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Ultimately I'm not sure the value of playing basketball at an extreme level when you're like, seven. What skills or muscle memory are you going to learn as a seven year old are going to hold up when your body is a completely different size when you're a teenager, even? I mean, it's one thing to play for fun, but what's the value here? It's like trying to make a twelve year old learn to throw a curveball when there are professional baseball players who learn how to do that for the first time when they're in their twenties

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Carpy wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Steve Kerr had some recent comments about how AAU being counterproductive to teaching the game and it seems its also running young players into the ground.

    I've also heard him talk about how this over specialization is producing less well-rounded athletes. Other sports teach complementary skills and kids are missing out on these development opportunities along with accelerating the wear from so much straight basketball.

    Yeah I think it makes plenty of sense to hold off specializing till high school. Basketball is far from the only sport to have this problem. I can spot a dude the spent his entire childhood training for wrestling from a mile away.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Ultimately I'm not sure the value of playing basketball at an extreme level when you're like, seven. What skills or muscle memory are you going to learn as a seven year old are going to hold up when your body is a completely different size when you're a teenager, even? I mean, it's one thing to play for fun, but what's the value here? It's like trying to make a twelve year old learn to throw a curveball when there are professional baseball players who learn how to do that for the first time when they're in their twenties

    I’ve told this story before but it’s good

    When I was 13, I had already hit my max height of 6’1” (where I am today) so I was put in with the bigs in bball camp

    Now, I was in a camp with a wide age range, including upper class high schoolers

    One of whom was 6’7” Mike Rupp, one year before being drafted into the NHL as an enforcer

    Knowing I was overmatched, the coaches told me to try to fart when boxing him out and trying to out rebound him, to create an element of surprise

    I wasn’t able to pull the maneuver off, which is good, because farting while jumping often results in hard gas

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, I was a very effective inside player and rebounder…against normal height guys that I played against

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Ultimately I'm not sure the value of playing basketball at an extreme level when you're like, seven. What skills or muscle memory are you going to learn as a seven year old are going to hold up when your body is a completely different size when you're a teenager, even? I mean, it's one thing to play for fun, but what's the value here? It's like trying to make a twelve year old learn to throw a curveball when there are professional baseball players who learn how to do that for the first time when they're in their twenties

    To make daddy's early retirement dreams come true.

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    edited February 18
    I always like the question of "if you were to extrapolate you skills to NBA level, which baller would you be?"

    I always think of myself as Boris Diaw, Kelly Olynyk, Domatas Sabonis, Alperen Sengun type. A bit of post, a bit of passing, a bit of shooting, and generally kind of off-kilter timing craftiness.

    Before my back surgeries, i would have been more like a Kenneth Faried, Montrez Harrell type, with maybe a bit more tilt towards rebounding and defense.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    As much as I hate Daddy Ball I find myself liking his sons.

    Except LiAngelo. He seems kind of like a prick

    I keep seeing the post and it makes me really wish I’d used something other than, “Daddy Ball”

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited February 18
    As much as I hate Daddy Ball I find myself liking his sons.

    Except LiAngelo. He seems kind of like a prick

    I don't even mind Lavar anymore since as soon as his sons got into the league in some form, he shut the fuck up. He advocated for them as much as he could and then let them do their thing.

    Liangelo had his stealing thing in China but I don't think he's done anything shitty since then. Just chilling on the Hornets G-League team.

    LaMelo has been great. He got ejected for complaining to the refs but he was pretty level headed in his post game interview about it.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    LaVar Ball was also a total dick to a woman referee for no reason. After receiving a technical foul when coaching his AAU team he threatened to have his team walk off the court and then did make his players quit the game after he got another tech and was ejected. After the game he told the media the referee was unqualified, trying to break her ceiling, and had a vendetta against him despite them having no actual history and her being a highly experienced NCAA official. He also didn't shut up as soon as his sons got into the league considering he told media that Lonzo wouldn't play for the Pelicans if LA were to trade him there. It wasn't till after that he quieted down.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    I don't think I knew about the ref thing.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    burbo wrote: »
    I always like the question of "if you were to extrapolate you skills to NBA level, which baller would you be?"

    I always think of myself as Boris Diaw, Kelly Olynyk, Domatas Sabonis, Alperen Sengun type. A bit of post, a bit of passing, a bit of shooting, and generally kind of off-kilter timing craftiness.

    Before my back surgeries, i would have been more like a Kenneth Faried, Montrez Harrell type, with maybe a bit more tilt towards rebounding and defense.

    I was more of a Bob Cousy, since like me he also couldn’t dribble with both hands

    burbo
  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    i’d be one of those guys at the far far end of the bench that gets put in when you’re up or down 30

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  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    edited February 19
    Is Heurter "translucent mamba"?
    Knight_ wrote: »
    i’d be one of those guys at the far far end of the bench that gets put in when you’re up or down 30

    Yeah what extrapolates from "can sometimes make it with no one guarding me"?

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Einzel wrote: »
    Is Heurter "translucent mamba"?

    Yeah, earlier in the season he was on fire but he's not been as good lately and tonight was dire.

    His nickname is red velvet, I believe.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Who's the smallest guy who plays bordering-on-unsportsmanlike-conduct defense and is an absolute bum on offense?

    That's me

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Sorry Ringo, you're Pat Bev.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    burbo wrote: »
    Sorry Ringo, you're Pat Bev.

    That was my thought, but Pat Bev isn't completely useless. Nobody has ever said, "He's like a bowling ball out there!"

    I'm a better hockey player than basketball

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Best dunk contest in like 10 years?

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Big ups to McClure proving White Men Can Jump. Much respect (I'm black.) to him!

    And now, thanks to McClure, the "White Men Can't jump" remake can fuckin die in goddamned fire and leave the OG classic as is!

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Regular speed was ok, that was pretty good.

    Slow mo was holy shit.


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