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Dune: Your Mom [spoilers for an old book]

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Basically everyone uses shields for everything. And shields are great at stopping extremely fast moving objects, like bullets. They are terrible for regular speed things or slow things, so hand to hand becomes important again.

    Lasers also exist but are never really used because everyone dies when a laser hits a shield. Nuclear kablammo.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Lol WHAT?!

    Okay so, yeah that's a good reason.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    When Duncan was escaping and the sardaukar started firing the lasers at him I was terrified.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I had a hard time remembering if those weapons were lasers or particle beams as used on screen, because the effect read to me more as the latter, but then I do remember lasers being a thing in Dune

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    I don't believe people would stop shooting shields with lasers just because it would obliterate themselves and everything else.

    You know every sore loser in a knife fight would immediately pull out their laser gun.

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    It's considered so completely taboo and forbidden that even the rumor of it would be enough to get a noble house thrown out of the Landsradd and forced into exile.

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    The Brian slander earlier in this thread is super fucked up! I can think of at least one blessed Brian

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Pulling out my lazer gun to fire upon a shielded opponent

    :whistle: You give me, you give me the sweetest taboo :whistle:

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    My friends last night: why is the baron surrounded by terrified children all the time ?
    Me: well theres a very good reason for that and it is exactly what you think
    Them " D:

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    The Brian slander earlier in this thread is super fucked up! I can think of at least one blessed Brian

    Who would say such a thing, gosh

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    I'm a Dune Encyclopedia liker so don't even get me started on this "Butlerian Jihad was a robot uprising" shit.

    it was a philosophical conflict waged by reactionary religious extremists out of the fear that technology was making humanity too soft but that just wasn't sexy enough for brian and kja

    Huh, I has been about 10 years since I read DEWN but I did remember it as a robot uprising that was put down, maybe I simplified it in my head instead of a pre-emptive scourging of the robots.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Everyone dies. Which still happens, sometimes intentionally. But you dont use lasers on shielded targets unless you don't care about casualties.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Maybe the idea that it was a robot uprising got indeed cemented by the 2002 book

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Sometimes you need to break some eggs to make an AOEmelette

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Excellent

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    iguanacus wrote: »
    It's considered so completely taboo and forbidden that even the rumor of it would be enough to get a noble house thrown out of the Landsradd and forced into exile.

    Or still used, just done very very quietly without any survivors.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Lol WHAT?!

    Okay so, yeah that's a good reason.

    A bit more complexity.

    Knives, even old school pistols (dart guns) and artillery still exist. Those weapons were never uninvented along with nukes, but shields and combat lasers were THE big warfare advancement along with human genetic engineering for reflexes, precognition and strategic planning.

    The rules on WMDs are a bit more Battletech than a total weapons ban. There is a political cost to using such weapons without restraint, but they absolutely are used.

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    GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Bloods End wrote: »
    My friends last night: why is the baron surrounded by terrified children all the time ?
    Me: well theres a very good reason for that and it is exactly what you think
    Them " D:

    Oh yeah, Frank being so disgusted by his gay son he had to have the villain be a gay pedophile.

    I'm glad the baron was portrayed in the film as this powerful, dangerous figure rather than leaning on disgust.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Very important question!!!

    Is there a pug?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Watched the movie, loved the movie, was unsurprised by the movie. It was exactly what I thought it would be, no more and no less

    I also felt like the music was good and appropriate and all but not… well, it didn’t have themes or motifs, and if there’s an epic that could make good use of themes, it’s Dune. Don’t really know why we’re all so afraid of big recognizable musical themes these days! I want them back

    Currently rereading the book to try and make it through the sequels for the first time, I do recall the Butlerian Jihad being explicitly about “thinking machines” but I guess that could be referring to a lot of things

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Grog wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    My friends last night: why is the baron surrounded by terrified children all the time ?
    Me: well theres a very good reason for that and it is exactly what you think
    Them " D:

    Oh yeah, Frank being so disgusted by his gay son he had to have the villain be a gay pedophile.

    I'm glad the baron was portrayed in the film as this powerful, dangerous figure rather than leaning on disgust.

    He's uh... Still fat though which kind of sucks imho

    To clarify. I think it is still going for a level of disgust through fat phobia which makes me uncomfortable.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Basically everyone uses shields for everything. And shields are great at stopping extremely fast moving objects, like bullets. They are terrible for regular speed things or slow things, so hand to hand becomes important again.

    Lasers also exist but are never really used because everyone dies when a laser hits a shield. Nuclear kablammo.

    This is how I envision a modern era Soul Calibur going down.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Grog wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    My friends last night: why is the baron surrounded by terrified children all the time ?
    Me: well theres a very good reason for that and it is exactly what you think
    Them " D:

    Oh yeah, Frank being so disgusted by his gay son he had to have the villain be a gay pedophile.

    I'm glad the baron was portrayed in the film as this powerful, dangerous figure rather than leaning on disgust.

    He's uh... Still fat though which kind of sucks imho

    To clarify. I think it is still going for a level of disgust through fat phobia which makes me uncomfortable.

    at least he wasn't a ginger pedophile!

    but I felt like he was more... massive in this than he was fat. Like, he's fat in the way that Kingpin is fat, he's just a terrifying hulk of a figure

    this feeling is kinda undercut by him also looking like an old Marlon Brando with alopecia, though.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    they even fucked up the fat part later on where he was like cursed by the bene gessit or something. originally it's used as a way to characterize the baron's desire to always have more. you must hunger for power in the same way that you hunger for food, and you can never have too much of either

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    GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    It's fine that he's fat imo, I didn't feel the film used it as to say "ewww look he's fat isn't that evil of him". It wasn't played for laughs, didn't have shots of him eating disgustingly or anything. Skarsgard's acting leant toward brutality and calculation very well.

    Speaking of acting, Isaacs and Brolin were class acts. Chalamet sucked all the gravitas out of the room though, summoned about as much charisma as a damp fart.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I thought the Baron worked because he was big, but not in a way intended to disgust or demean

    I actually liked how he floated around, because it felt less like “oh he’s so fat he can’t even walk,” he could clearly get around if he had to, he just refuses to because he’s The Baron. It felt more like it was meant to evoke a sense of arrogance or decadence than anything else

    He’s a genuinely threatening presence in every scene, I thought Skarsgard totally killed it

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    I think it's mostly fine and it's certainly better than I've seen in other movies

    I think it was treading a fine line staying faithful to the book without making it like the 84 movie baron which was definitely worse.

    I do like how menacing it was when he levitated too, really inhuman. Like all the giedi prime stuff.

    The sardukar were also cool as hell with their creepy prison warrior cult planet and the way they drop down all slow and silent.

    The harkonon soldiers also looked suitably like the Baron's idea of knock off sardukar.

    Honestly everything about the visual design of the movie was incredible I thought. The ships and tech and characters all had that 70s sci Fi weirdness to it

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I liked it!

    My girlfriend really liked it, she’s been going around the house chanting DUNE for the last hour or so

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Gedi Prime was nightmare fuel.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    I liked it!

    My girlfriend really liked it, she’s been going around the house chanting DUNE for the last hour or so

    tell her it's pronounced d-eeehyuuune.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    KetBra wrote: »
    I liked it!

    My girlfriend really liked it, she’s been going around the house chanting DUNE for the last hour or so

    tell her it's pronounced d-eeehyuuune.

    Dewwwwwn

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    This movie is like when the first Peter Jackson LotR movie came out, it's so good and finally looks right.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Stilgar and Chani aren't in the movie much, but they crush it in the brief time they get. Stilgar in particular has this whole, "ruthless but tired dad" energy.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Yeah the Baron floating through the air was some truly creepy shit, for reasons I can't really explain.

    Especially the scene where he floated up and over the table to the Duke, that was practically some Geiger shit.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Yeah the Baron floating through the air was some truly creepy shit, for reasons I can't really explain.

    Especially the scene where he floated up and over the table to the Duke, that was practically some Geiger shit.

    It was really wild when he floated into the air and his oversized cloak was dangling beneath him and you can’t see his legs

    I was like “oh damn” and I don’t even fully know why, truly spooky shit

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    This movie is like when the first Peter Jackson LotR movie came out, it's so good and finally looks right.

    I agree and that kind of surprises me

    My big hope now is we get a three and a half hour extended edition on Blu ray too, because as good as this was I definitely felt like there was a lot more written for these characters that we didn’t get to see

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    This movie is like when the first Peter Jackson LotR movie came out, it's so good and finally looks right.

    I agree and that kind of surprises me

    My big hope now is we get a three and a half hour extended edition on Blu ray too, because as good as this was I definitely felt like there was a lot more written for these characters that we didn’t get to see

    There was a lot of missing dialogue from the Reverend mother scene

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    This movie is like when the first Peter Jackson LotR movie came out, it's so good and finally looks right.

    I agree and that kind of surprises me

    My big hope now is we get a three and a half hour extended edition on Blu ray too, because as good as this was I definitely felt like there was a lot more written for these characters that we didn’t get to see

    There was a lot of missing dialogue from the Reverend mother scene

    Crumbs from chicken

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    The baron looked creepy cause the long robes and the floating made him seem like a malevolent spirit, like straight up the super tall ghost from Hill House had the same energy. He's not a balloon bobbing around cackling like a cartoon villain. He's very subdued, intense, and deliberate. And then they find him after the poisoning, clinging to life on the ceiling like a loathsome spider. All credit to Stellan Skarsgaard for putting in the work and everyone on the design team who did the effects for him.

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