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Secret Satans 2021 - PERFECT GIFTING COMPLETED!

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  • Proxy the ElfProxy the Elf Registered User regular
    jclast wrote: »
    Satan, if I asked @Proxy the Elf correctly you should have a message. Please read it and contact the person inside!

    Message remains unsent.

    Proxy the Elf™ requires access to master gifting list from @Radiation to continue. If unavailable, perhaps @Brolo can provide the needed information.

    Message will be sent upon confirmation of santee.

    End of Line.

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!
    Spreading Christmas cheer across the forums since 2009!
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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    Currently the only person with the mega list is @lonelyahava

    PSN: jfrofl
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    jclast wrote: »
    Satan, if I asked @Proxy the Elf correctly you should have a message. Please read it and contact the person inside!

    oh, actually contact @lonelyahava for that, she's the TRUE mastermind behind this web of intrigue!

    XaquinElvenshaejclastKoopahTroopahBucketmanTonkka
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    Satan, if I asked @Proxy the Elf correctly you should have a message. Please read it and contact the person inside!

    oh, actually contact @lonelyahava for that, she's the TRUE mastermind behind this web of intrigue!

    she does knit quite a pattern

    ElvenshaeRadiationKoopahTroopahBucketmanTonkkalonelyahava#pipeLost Salient
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    what a tangled web we weave

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Yarn!

    initiatefailurelonelyahava
  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    "A doughnut hole in the doughnut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!"

    ArcSyn
  • Proxy the ElfProxy the Elf Registered User regular
    Radiation wrote: »
    Currently the only person with the mega list is @lonelyahava

    Proxy the Elf™ does not understand.
    Proxy the Elf™ will not be replaced.
    Upgrading....

    Searching for upgrades...upgrade found!
    Installing upgrade...installation complete!
    Rebooting...


    Attention Meatbags:

    Proxy the Elf™ has been updated!
    Patch notes:
    New feature: Shank.
    Proxy the Elf™ is now equipped with a prison Shank.
    This new feature will hopefully allow for faster problem solving between interested parties and Proxy the Elf™.

    End of Line.

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!
    Spreading Christmas cheer across the forums since 2009!
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Merry Christmas!

    MNC DoverKoopahTroopahElvenshaeBucketman
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I

    Umm

    Hmm


    Well that's an interesting development. (Haha because patches are done be Devs hahaha I'm so very not funny)

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    !shank Xaquin

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    !shank Xaquin

    Posting so Xaquin can’t counter-shank.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'm telling your Satans to give you both coal

    not clean coal either, extra dirty.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm telling your Satans to give you both coal

    not clean coal either, extra dirty.

    I love coke.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I see right through your synonyms!

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm telling your Satans to give you both coal

    not clean coal either, extra dirty.

    I love coke.

    Mmm, dirty pop.

    Slacker71Bucketman
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Holy shit, another tome has arrived!
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    Oh fuck yes I love component and sound design. I mean, look at this.
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    EDIT: HAIL SATAN

    Tonkka on
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I want that record player!

    TonkkaSlacker71
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    I want like, everything in this book.

    So now I have my wishlist post for next year sorted out.

    Tonkka on
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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    edited December 2021
    X-post:
    Got another gift from my Satan yesterday for my partner.
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    They said thank you!

    Satan also left a note:
    Koopah, I hope your partner would like this since they already have a Vulpix. Otherwise, I think you can get a gift card.

    Fire Alive - The Haunted

    :) Very thoughtful, thanks Satan!

    KoopahTroopah on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I apparently received a bunch of stuff from my Satan but I am out of town the next two weeks so I'll have to share info when I get home later.

    Dear Satan, if you see this I promise to give your wonderful gifts the showcase in this thread they deserve as soon as I can!

    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    So the theme this year is shanking

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  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    So the theme this year is shanking

    I mean at least shanking is personal. Imagine it being giftapulting - you're just doing your own thing, chilling and then bam! Crushed to death by Christmas cheer

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Satan!!! Holy shit!!

    These are very pretty but I'm holding out on photos until I am prepared to dress up this weekend

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Satan has struck!
    I received a package, from a dairy!
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    Unfortunately it arrived yesterday and despite the refrigerate upon arrival tag went to my apartment mailbox and not to my door. And I didn't check my mail yesterday cause of a doctor's appointment and it was like unseasonably 75 here yesterday.
    Can any cheeseologists confirm it is safe to put in my mouth? Cause I wanna put it in my mouth .
    I love cheese.
    Thanks Satan!

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    They're all pasteurized and airtight, the likelihood there's anything dangerous in them is extremely low. If anything happened, it was likely just texture or flavor degredation.

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    Vacuum sealed cheese? I imagine it's fine.

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    Satan has struck!
    I received a package, from a dairy!
    h09f3l6cklxc.jpg
    Unfortunately it arrived yesterday and despite the refrigerate upon arrival tag went to my apartment mailbox and not to my door. And I didn't check my mail yesterday cause of a doctor's appointment and it was like unseasonably 75 here yesterday.
    Can any cheeseologists confirm it is safe to put in my mouth? Cause I wanna put it in my mouth .
    I love cheese.
    Thanks Satan!

    I'm not sure that's from Satan.

    PSN: jfrofl
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Radiation wrote: »
    Satan has struck!
    I received a package, from a dairy!
    h09f3l6cklxc.jpg
    Unfortunately it arrived yesterday and despite the refrigerate upon arrival tag went to my apartment mailbox and not to my door. And I didn't check my mail yesterday cause of a doctor's appointment and it was like unseasonably 75 here yesterday.
    Can any cheeseologists confirm it is safe to put in my mouth? Cause I wanna put it in my mouth .
    I love cheese.
    Thanks Satan!

    I'm not sure that's from Satan.

    Oh hahaha lol there was a message slip buried in the packaging. It's from my boss.
    He probably would not appreciate being called Satan.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Too informal; prefers “His Unholiness, The End of All Things, The Tempter of Eve, The Despoiler of Man, The Wailing Child, The Forked Tongue, Lord of Serpents, Master of the Hellish Throne, etc.”?

  • The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Smoked cheeses are just the best

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    first part of the santee/satanee gift pack showed up damaged. so uh, innauspicious start I suppose.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Well, I got another Satan package and I'll be putting together a post on it tomorrow when I can put it all to use and get some nice photos out of it

    In the meantime I am at about 80 percent completion on my stuff for my own Satanee and am very excited to get this stuff out into the world

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    The first salvo has been... salved.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh right, I have to wrap and send the gifts.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    First round of gifts sent off to my Satan. I'm still putting together a little care package and it should be followed by another parcel as well a bit later.

    A PARCEL OF DISPAIR OR WHATEVER

    Cristoval on
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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Gifts have been dispatched.

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    I got a notification about a package from amazon being delivered when I have no outstanding orders so I went and checked my mail and it seems I have indeed been struck by Satan's floppy package!
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    Y: The Last Man vol. 1!
    I actually have been thinking about rereading this series since the show ended because who knows if it will find a new home and I remember one big plot point from the ending but not really how it gets there at all. Thanks @theoriginalz

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Dear Santee, your gift....

    https://youtu.be/7fBEmeaokf0

    Need a voice actor? Hire me at bengrayVO.com
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