You're gonna find it very difficult to pry Barstool sponsorship off of things, they have a ton of money and a big audience. That audience is fucking awful, by and large, but, y'know, college football isn't exactly a bastion of morality
Two weeks from being #3 in the country to getting pantsed by Utah twice and heading coachless and clueless to get smoked in the Alamo bowl by Oklahoma.
But hey we swept the Pacific northwest teams this season and helped knock OSU out of the playoffs.
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The Universities of Michigan, Minnesota, Maryland, Mississippi, Massachusetts and Montana.
Why do all the Oregon coaches fail spectacularly and then jump to a Florida school to fail even more spectacularly
Taggert and Cristobal were both Florida guys, when big name Florida jobs opened up it's not surprising that they jumped at it. Whether it was/will be a success is another issue, but it's not surprising both made the move.
Due to your unprofessional behavior, you are hereby notified of your removal from the alliance of UMs. You now wander the desert alongside the University of Missouri, which for some reason calls itself MU.
Signed,
The Universities of Michigan, Minnesota, Maryland, Mississippi, Massachusetts and Montana.
Now the University of Miami Ohio can drop Ohio from its official name.
It’s part one of their master plan. The second? Becoming the predominant institute of higher learning in a town called Oxford.
Look out, Brits.
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Mario Cristobal is heading to Miami for God knows what reason to be their head coach.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
He has a shot to finish second. Young's got the award.
So that means Lions or Jags are Getting Adian as the top pick?
Honestly, and I know I'm rubbing Michigan people the wrong way, but the Lions upside is higher (as long as Martha stays away from Ops.) Than Jacksonville's, all due to Mr.. Chophouse OSU guy possibly running Lawrence to the ground. Dan Campbell is a former Defense player , so it would be better if Adian gets drafted by Detroit?
Might be Thibadeaux who is more athletic and would have a higher theoretical upside. But Campbell will fucking love Hutchinson, personality wise.
EDIT: Though I know the most Lions thing will be to reach for a QB that makes every college fan groan. Was convinced it would be Rattler until he played himself out. Sam Howell is a strong possibility now.
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Hilariously enough, my Coug friend was telling me the last time Wazzu was at the Sun Bowl also happened to be against Miami, right when they hired Manny Diaz as the next coach, so the entire broadcast was discussing that. Anyway I'm sure things will be different this time.
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ND finalized their 2022 schedule:
Shamrock Series game vs. BYU will be at the Raiders stadium in Las Vegas; the Navy game will be at the Baltimore Ravens stadium.
It's an intriguing schedule. Ohio State, BYU, and Clemson (maybe USC at the end of the year, depending on how Riley does turning that program around his 1st year there) will be the main matchups. Marshall and UNLV will be first time matchups; Cal will be the first time in 55 years we've played.
But, chances are, we lose to Ohio State and end up winning the rest of the way and not get in next year :rotate:
I WILL BE RAISING THE STAKES OF THE BOWL PICK'EMS!
THE TOP SCORE WILL GET A SHIRT OF THEIR CHOICE FROM HOMEFIELD APPAREL. I AM NOT SPONSORED BY THEM, BUT I OWN A LOT OF SHIRTS FROM THEM BECAUSE THEY CARRY MY ALMA MATER UCI (SURFING ANTEATER FOR LIFE!).
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Apparently it’s been 8 years since this happened
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Someone said that this looks like the music video for "Tusk" - that is a slur against Fleetwood Mac's videographer. Also, the reason the marching band wears sunglasses is because they need to hide their bloodshot eyes from the hangovers they're nursing - the band is basically the largest fraternity on campus.
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I hope so. I was really hoping for a run heavy team match-up.
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
Meta joke about absurd bowls
Edit: yeah he paid to make this joke
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But hey we swept the Pacific northwest teams this season and helped knock OSU out of the playoffs.
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Fuck
Due to your unprofessional behavior, you are hereby notified of your removal from the alliance of UMs. You now wander the desert alongside the University of Missouri, which for some reason calls itself MU.
Signed,
The Universities of Michigan, Minnesota, Maryland, Mississippi, Massachusetts and Montana.
Taggert and Cristobal were both Florida guys, when big name Florida jobs opened up it's not surprising that they jumped at it. Whether it was/will be a success is another issue, but it's not surprising both made the move.
Now the University of Miami Ohio can drop Ohio from its official name.
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Look out, Brits.
But what about Ole Miss
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
CJ Stroud
Bryce Young
Kenny Pickett
Aidan Hutchinson
So that means Lions or Jags are Getting Adian as the top pick?
Honestly, and I know I'm rubbing Michigan people the wrong way, but the Lions upside is higher (as long as Martha stays away from Ops.) Than Jacksonville's, all due to Mr.. Chophouse OSU guy possibly running Lawrence to the ground. Dan Campbell is a former Defense player , so it would be better if Adian gets drafted by Detroit?
EDIT: Though I know the most Lions thing will be to reach for a QB that makes every college fan groan. Was convinced it would be Rattler until he played himself out. Sam Howell is a strong possibility now.
Yes it’s true
Actual guy in the replies to this
“what the fuck is the Tony the Tiger Bowl?”
Keeps reading
“Oh, it’s the Sun Bowl again”
Apparently we’re playing Miami but not sure if that’s Miami of Florida or Miami of Ohio
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Hilariously enough, my Coug friend was telling me the last time Wazzu was at the Sun Bowl also happened to be against Miami, right when they hired Manny Diaz as the next coach, so the entire broadcast was discussing that. Anyway I'm sure things will be different this time.
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@Blackhawk1313! Congratulations!
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Also interestingly there were no perfect weekly picks this year, just a couple of 10s from @Ladybug2332 and @enlightenedbum
Thank you for doing this again, and thanks everyone for keeping it entertaining.
Shamrock Series game vs. BYU will be at the Raiders stadium in Las Vegas; the Navy game will be at the Baltimore Ravens stadium.
It's an intriguing schedule. Ohio State, BYU, and Clemson (maybe USC at the end of the year, depending on how Riley does turning that program around his 1st year there) will be the main matchups. Marshall and UNLV will be first time matchups; Cal will be the first time in 55 years we've played.
But, chances are, we lose to Ohio State and end up winning the rest of the way and not get in next year :rotate:
THE TOP SCORE WILL GET A SHIRT OF THEIR CHOICE FROM HOMEFIELD APPAREL. I AM NOT SPONSORED BY THEM, BUT I OWN A LOT OF SHIRTS FROM THEM BECAUSE THEY CARRY MY ALMA MATER UCI (SURFING ANTEATER FOR LIFE!).
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Someone said that this looks like the music video for "Tusk" - that is a slur against Fleetwood Mac's videographer. Also, the reason the marching band wears sunglasses is because they need to hide their bloodshot eyes from the hangovers they're nursing - the band is basically the largest fraternity on campus.
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.