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College Football 2022: Welcome to America's Most Absurd Season | Pick 'Em Pg95

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2022
    lol totp
    Nirya wrote: »
    SE++ PICK'EMS WEEK SEVEN: BRYAN HARSIN STILL NOT FIRED

    Straight Up
    #8 Oklahoma State @ #13 Texas Christian (-3.5) - Welcome to Week Seven, aka Bangers Only Week, because this week is filled with a bunch of bangers and also a game with New Mexico. Let's start in the Big 12, with a game that could be a preview of the conference championship game. Both of these teams are still undefeated and have similar resumes, with TCU having perhaps the best win among the two teams after beating *checks notes* the Kansas Jayhawks football team. That's where 2022 is, because TCU has also beaten Oklahoma and that win doesn't look anywhere near as good at this point. This should be a fun Big 12 classic of "Full Send Offense, Defense Optional".

    #15 North Carolina State @ #18 Syracuse (-3.5) - Ah yes, another game featuring an unbeaten team, and also NC State. Syracuse definitely feels like the most surprising undefeated team, not because they've really overcome a difficult schedule (their toughest opponent was probably Purdue?) but because they've managed to look competent for most of this season. There are times where they look really good on offense or defense, but never at the same time. It makes it weird that they're the favorites here, because I don't know why you would trust Syracuse at this point. That said, we also just watched NC State beat 2022 Florida State via the same bullshit they would use to beat 2012 Florida State, so I can understand not believing the Wolfpack are a good team either.

    Western Kentucky @ Middle Tennessee State (-7.5) - 100 MILES OF HATE! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS A RIVALRY GAME FUCKERS! Middle Tennessee State beat Miami, which meant we all kinda just forgot about that automatic contract extension Rick Stockstill got at the beginning of the season. Western Kentucky is not as good as they were last year, but when you lose an NCAA record holder and current NFL starting QB, you're going to take a step back. The surprising part is that Todd Helton looks to have stabilized things here? That's an interesting wrinkle as C-USA gets ready for changes.

    #4 Clemson (-3.5) @ Florida State - Did DJ Uiagalelei figure it out? The former 5-star had a much-maligned year last year but seems to have put things back together, which is a good thing because the Clemson defense is trash trash trash trash trash. Florida State decided they did not want to beat NC State last week, probably cause they were looking ahead to this one.

    #7 Southern California @ #20 Utah (-3.5) - In the preseason, this looked like the conference's marquee regular season matchup, but the shine has come off it a bit. Not because of Southern Cal, although the Trojans have not been as dominant against a weak schedule as you would expect, but because Utah has been merely good instead of the CFP contender they looked to be in the preseason. Also doesn't help that they're coming off an ass-kicking at the hands of UCLA, but that might make this game more intriguing, as Utah really cannot afford to lose another game if it wants to compete for a Rose Bowl bid.

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    #10 Pennsylvania State @ #5 Michigan (-6.5) - It's time for everyone's favorite game show: Which Team Is Actually Good? In one corner we have Penn State, a team that has been pretty pedestrian but has a very funny win over Auburn, which feels like it should count for something. In the other corner we have Michigan, a team that feels better but always feel prone to a random explosion (see: last week against Indiana). This game feels like one Michigan should win, and should win comfortably, but we are starting to get due for the random Penn State win that James Franklin uses to justify his continued hostage-taking of the program.

    North Carolina (-6.5) @ Duke - Every year we put this game on here, and every year I do a basketball preview, but not today. No, I'm not doing it because I have too much respect for Coach K, and know that the program will be in good hands under *does a quick google search* Jon Scheyer. After all, Coach K possesses too much integrity to have held a year-long funeral procession for his career if he wasn't planning on staying away forever and not meddling in Duke's affairs, ultimately leading to him taking over the team in February as Blue Devil sources leak that Scheyer has "lost the team". And after all, it's not like Coach K has a desperate need to right the greatest wrong he's ever felt, as North Carolina officially won the rivalry forever by retiring K and beating Duke in the Final Four this past year. Coach K has too much integrity to let that fact eat away at him until it ultimately kills him. I have faith that we have finally heard the last of Coach K until at least November.

    San Jose State (-8.5) @ Fresno State - THE VALLEY CUP! Can you imagine if I just left it at that and moved on?

    SICKOS GAME OF THE WEEK
    New Mexico (-6.5) @ New Mexico State - THE RIO GRANDE RIVALRY! Also known as the Battle of I-25, I have newfound hate for this rivalry. I visited New Mexico last year as part of a two-week trip with our graduating seniors, and the entire state is full of gorgeous landscapes and excellent food. No state this pretty should have a rivalry this bad, let alone two teams this bad. I get why they're bad - the state of New Mexico does not produce a lot of football talent in general and these programs do not operate with a ton of money - but at some point one of these teams should have figured out a path to being decent. Alas, in 2022, both of these teams are still awful.

    GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK (AGAINST THE SPREAD)
    #3 Alabama (-7.5) @ #6 Tennessee - WELCOME TO THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL THIRD SATURDAY IN OCTOBER IN DECADES! I don't know if that's actually true, but based on what I can remember about recent Alabama and Tennessee history, this feels right. Alabama QB Bryce Young is currently a game-time decision, and it really feels like the result of this game hinges on whether he can play or not. If Young is available, Alabama would have an offense that could feasibly keep pace with the high-flying Volunteer attack. If Young is not available, then the Alabama defense may need to play the game of their lives; having seen the Young-less Alabama offense in 1+ games this year, I have zero confidence in them. Though it feels unfair to focus this almost entirely on Alabama, but that's because I feel way more confident in Tennessee in general right now. They have a ridiculous offense led by a Heisman candidate in Hendon Hooker, and that's enough for me to look past their perfectly fine defense. This one should be good.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Amazing

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    Jokerman
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular

    RedditCFB wrote:
    Tonight UCF celebrated men in space, while Justin Fields couldn’t find one.

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    SorceCarpyTicaldfjam
  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Straight Up
    Oklahoma State @ Texas Christian
    North Carolina State @ Syracuse
    Western Kentucky @ Middle Tennessee State
    Clemson @ Florida State
    Southern California @ Utah

    Against the Spread
    Pennsylvania State @ Michigan (-6.5)
    North Carolina (-6.5) @ Duke
    New Mexico (-6.5) @ New Mexico State
    San Jose State (-8.5) @ Fresno State

    Game of the Week (AGAINST THE SPREAD)
    Alabama (-7.5) @ Tennessee

    I very nearly went all home field advantage but I can't bring myself to pick Duke for anything other than a trip to Mercury

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    @Munkus Beaver what do you think about Tennesee?

    They Lowdown,
    They dirty,
    They some snitches.

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    I have been on the wrong of every Alabama game we've picked so far, so just pick the opposite of what I do this week.

    Oh whoops I already forgot which one I did, so good luck

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No animals this time. Instead I woke up to go pee at 3am and half asleep made my picks for this week without even really looking.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Captain Inertia
  • ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    Straight Up

    #8 Oklahoma State @ #13 TCU (-3.5)
    #15 North Carolina State @ #18 Syracuse (-3.5)
    Western Kentucky @ Middle Tennessee State (-7.5)
    #4 Clemson (-3.5) @ Florida State
    #7 Southern California @ #20 Utah (-3.5)


    Against the Spread

    #10 Penn State @ #5 Michigan (-6.5)
    North Carolina (-6.5) @ Duke
    San Jose State (-8.5) @ Fresno State


    SGotW

    New Mexico (-6.5) @ New Mexico State


    GotCotW (AtS)

    #3 Alabama (-7.5) @ #6 Tennessee

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Here are my picks


    I got no fucking clue

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Ivellius
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    This is definitely Taylor Swift week, all bangers or rivalry matchups

    Ivellius
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I definitely do not trust Tennessee but I also am hesitant to trust Bama to cover after last week

    Sorce
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    It's important I read Nirya's previews of the games and then forget everything I read once I make my picks.

    Captain InertiaSorceIvellius
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I definitely do not trust Tennessee but I also am hesitant to trust Bama to cover after last week

    With Bryce they cover. Without, probably a field goal game.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2022
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I definitely do not trust Tennessee but I also am hesitant to trust Bama to cover after last week

    With Bryce they cover. Without, probably a field goal game.

    I’m assuming he’s out or limited

    That being said this is the most meaningful game in this series since Young was born so maybe he finds a way to gut it out like Justin Fields did vs Clemson in the last good football he ever played

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I definitely do not trust Tennessee but I also am hesitant to trust Bama to cover after last week

    With Bryce they cover. Without, probably a field goal game.

    I’m assuming he’s out or limited

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w-bCi8BfI

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver what do you think about Tennesee?

    They Lowdown,
    They dirty,
    They some snitches.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7G7loR2VVw

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
    Captain InertiaTicaldfjamSorceIvellius
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I definitely do not trust Tennessee but I also am hesitant to trust Bama to cover after last week

    With Bryce they cover. Without, probably a field goal game.

    I’m assuming he’s out or limited

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w-bCi8BfI

    I want you to know that the only thing I’ve done since you posted this was read about middle earth

    JokermanIvellius
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    And I’ve spent the time since posting above watching this on loop

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I picked Bama, if only because I don't know how to compute a world where Josh Heupel can lose to the dregs of the AAC, then turn around and beat a program with a head coach that is several orders of magnitude better than him.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2022
    I just found out SEC shorts does comedy captions

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    EDIT: And speaking of SEC shorts during Tennessee hate week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGsjq1viMy0

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Captain Inertia
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2022
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver what do you think about Tennesee?

    They Lowdown,
    They dirty,
    They some snitches.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7G7loR2VVw

    I dislike Auburn, I hate Tennessee.

    Edit: Literally the captions are sometimes my favorite part. I'll watch a short two or three times because of it. I'm astonished at the polish they put into something they release on such a tight schedule.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    There is no way Ala fucking bama loses to Tennessee. Like great white hype had a more believeable underdog!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    for some reason, the 'I can't stress that enough' is the funniest part

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
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    Doing a little manifesting for game day

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Michigan dominating but kicking field goals so naturally I'm terrified.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    One big play and back to being a game.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    And completely random nonsense puts us behind.

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    And completely random nonsense puts us behind.

    Still a lot of time to go and Sutherland is an absolute liability for us in the run game.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    That is a deeply frustrating 2 point lead.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2022
    I turned the commentary off and I’m listening to an album by Ann Arbor’s own Tally Hall while occasionally glancing at the TV

    It’s better this way

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    I like Tinsley, but he's not Godwin or Robinson. He's never gonna get open on those fades.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular


    The AP said something nice about our marching band, that should count for at least 14 points IMO

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    This Blake Corum touchdown brought to you by Jonathan Sutherland just sitting and watching instead of flying to the ball carrier.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Mvrck wrote: »
    This Blake Corum touchdown brought to you by Jonathan Sutherland just sitting and watching instead of flying to the ball carrier.

    Also a bad defensive call and the Michgan's OL just fucking mauling people until PSU puts 10 guys in the box near the goal line.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Illini take command of the Big Ten West. Weird year. They should be 7-0 but blew a game to freaking Indiana.

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Mvrck wrote: »
    This Blake Corum touchdown brought to you by Jonathan Sutherland just sitting and watching instead of flying to the ball carrier.

    Also a bad defensive call and the Michgan's OL just fucking mauling people until PSU puts 10 guys in the box near the goal line.

    Yeah but those two big runs are the difference in probably 8 points if the rest of your red zone drives are anything to go by. Our LB's are just not great this year and our two best ones play the same position.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Requesting snow in Columbus in late November.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Ole Miss is the most American team so their end zone design today makes sense.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    That was an ass kicking.

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