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What is best about Smooth Seal?

LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
edited November 2021 in Social Entropy++


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Smooth seal is living their best life

Please enjoy Smooth Seal


True Smooth Seal Never Dies

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Lanz on

What is best about Smooth Seal? 107 votes

They are smooth
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Jasconiusph blakeDaebunzSLyMGvzbgul 5 votes
They are seal
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KalToraktynicDouglasDangerBloodsheedPoorochondriacMechMantisCaptain InertiaStiltsSeal 9 votes
So much mud
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MulysaSemproniusKane Red RobeFCDAphostilesponoChicoBlueGoose!Lost SalientCrippl3discrider 10 votes
Just very happy
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ShortyLindsay LohanSlacker71CantidoSonelanDarkPrimusBroloUnbrokenEvavalhalla130DepressperadoBucketmanTofystedethMx. QuillZilla360Peennever dieTynnanVegemyteDaypigeonLucedes 25 votes
Cannot be seen by The Predator
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SporkAndrewNothingMunkus BeaverRedTideRaijin QuickfootDer Waffle MousHouk the NamebringerKadithZeroCowSanderJKKarlPerrsunLanzHacksawProlegomenarhylithJayKaosXaquinUrielFlarne 41 votes
Is caniforma
1%
sarukunDisruptedCapitalist 2 votes
Head can do the scrunch
14%
MachwingJavenRear Admiral ChocoBahamutZEROFeraldurandal4532PinfeldorfBlackDragon480HeadCreepsTheStigIronKnuckle's GhostL Ron HowardTefknitdanasofyeun 15 votes
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
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    The Predator shall not hunt Smooth Seal on this day.

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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    They are seal
    yes

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    Today, Smooth Seal turns the tables.

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    They are smooth
    So smooth

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    So much mud
    Mud, all the way.

    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
    Fools.

    It doesn't matter that he can't be seen by the predator because he's not carrying a weapon.

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    EtiowsaEtiowsa Registered User regular
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    TheStig wrote: »
    Fools.

    It doesn't matter that he can't be seen by the predator because he's not carrying a weapon.

    Psh, the predator knows a threat when he sees one. Underestimate smooth seal at your own peril.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    So much mud
    I wish to be the smooth seal

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    I'd change my life to better suit that seals mood

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Kiss from a Rose

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    TheStig wrote: »
    Fools.

    It doesn't matter that he can't be seen by the predator because he's not carrying a weapon.

    Fool.

    Smooth Seal is the weapon.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
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    Man, Skarsgård was so good in Dune

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    So much mud
    When get down from the rock.
    Zoom but sore belly
    But mud and rock
    Much more zoom and happy belly

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Smooth Seal has been deleted.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
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    Sorce wrote: »
    Smooth Seal has been deleted.

    True Smooth Seals Never Die

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
    I'm pretty sure that's a sea lion

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Oh smooth seal
    You came and You gave without taking
    But I sent you away

    Oh smooth seal
    Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
    And I need you today
    Oh smooth seal

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
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    asofyeun wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that's a sea lion

    doesn’t seem like he’s got the flaps

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
    Hm, now that I've taken a closer look at its hind flippers, I think it's a seal

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    I do not understand you kids and your memes

    Fencingsax on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Is caniforma
    I will not stand for this bald-faced betrayal of caniforma, of that you can be certain.

    Revenge is coming!

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
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    Well you swim in the ocean under the moon
    Catch a fish with a swift motion look at you go zooooom
    You got that shiny leather yeah it looks so smooth yeah
    Gimme a bark, you’re a seal
    Or else a sea lion, shit.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    They are seal
    “Is seal” seems to cover a few other options as well so I’ll pick the efficient choice

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
    Naphtali wrote: »

    Clearly not smooth

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    They are smooth
    if you take smooth seal to the birds in dark souls you get a titanite slab

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
    Oooh, I love chocolate seals

    they're my favorite Easter candy

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Before I vote, can anyone assure me that Smooth Seal is not some secret Alt-Right code that will mean I'm a terrible person?
    I will also need assurance, in perpetuity, that Smooth Seal will never become one.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    TheStig wrote: »

    Well fun fact, he earned the nickname Seal because of his nearly 0 water resistance when swimming.

    Sounds pretty smooth to me

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
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    TheStig wrote: »

    Well fun fact, he earned the nickname Seal because of his nearly 0 water resistance when swimming.

    Sounds pretty smooth to me

    that's actually an old urban myth! Seal displaces exactly as much water as Danny Elfman, Prince, the ironically named Neal Hefti, and several others!

    Xaquin on
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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Just very happy
    I heard Smooth Seal is just viral marketing for Navy Seals 2: Return of the Seamen.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
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    scrunch

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Head can do the scrunch
    Madican wrote: »

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    Me:

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Honestly came in here expecting some kind of PL Premium equivalent

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    They are seal
    see317 wrote: »
    Before I vote, can anyone assure me that Smooth Seal is not some secret Alt-Right code that will mean I'm a terrible person?
    I will also need assurance, in perpetuity, that Smooth Seal will never become one.

    Definitely need to watch out for Lanz here

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Smooth Seal is the most dangerous of Solid Snake's foes.

    Most dangerous.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    Just very happy
    Lanz wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Smooth Seal has been deleted.

    True Smooth Seals Never Die

    It is true, I’ve been a smooth seal all along

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Just very happy
    Would that I could vibe and chill a tenth of Smooth Seal

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