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Well you swim in the ocean under the moon
Catch a fish with a swift motion look at you go zooooom
You got that shiny leather yeah it looks so smooth yeah
Gimme a bark, you’re a seal
Or else a sea lion, shit.
Before I vote, can anyone assure me that Smooth Seal is not some secret Alt-Right code that will mean I'm a terrible person?
I will also need assurance, in perpetuity, that Smooth Seal will never become one.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Before I vote, can anyone assure me that Smooth Seal is not some secret Alt-Right code that will mean I'm a terrible person?
I will also need assurance, in perpetuity, that Smooth Seal will never become one.
Definitely need to watch out for Lanz here
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Cannot be seen by The Predator
Smooth Seal is the most dangerous of Solid Snake's foes.
Most dangerous.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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It doesn't matter that he can't be seen by the predator because he's not carrying a weapon.
Psh, the predator knows a threat when he sees one. Underestimate smooth seal at your own peril.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Fool.
Smooth Seal is the weapon.
Zoom but sore belly
But mud and rock
Much more zoom and happy belly
True Smooth Seals Never Die
You came and You gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh smooth seal
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh smooth seal
doesn’t seem like he’s got the flaps
Revenge is coming!
Catch a fish with a swift motion look at you go zooooom
You got that shiny leather yeah it looks so smooth yeah
Gimme a bark, you’re a seal
Or else a sea lion, shit.
???
Clearly not smooth
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
they're my favorite Easter candy
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I will also need assurance, in perpetuity, that Smooth Seal will never become one.
Well fun fact, he earned the nickname Seal because of his nearly 0 water resistance when swimming.
Sounds pretty smooth to me
that's actually an old urban myth! Seal displaces exactly as much water as Danny Elfman, Prince, the ironically named Neal Hefti, and several others!
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Me:
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Definitely need to watch out for Lanz here
Most dangerous.
It is true, I’ve been a smooth seal all along
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