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Those secret doritos...

EkinotsuEkinotsu Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
You know, “flavor X-13D?” My brother snuck in a bag of those while I was watching Stormhawks (pretty good show by the way), and I munched on some of them and nearly died. They are so awful… For anyone here who hasn’t endured them yet, I’d recommend steering clear.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ok.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aren't they supposed to taste like a fully dressed, fresh off the grill burger? Or something like that?

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    huh?

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Aren't they supposed to taste like a fully dressed, fresh off the grill burger? Or something like that?

    I think you're doing your burgers wrong

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    plant!

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Aren't they supposed to taste like a fully dressed, fresh off the grill burger? Or something like that?

    I think you're doing your burgers wrong

    Hey I just regurgitate what I hear. A co worker was talking about them earlier.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Because they are good.

    Duh

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    why the fuck would you voluntarily eat doritos

    Don't knock Cool Original.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm the bag of doritos in the op

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Aren't they supposed to taste like a fully dressed, fresh off the grill burger? Or something like that?

    I think you're doing your burgers wrong

    Hey I just regurgitate what I hear. A co worker was talking about them earlier.

    Oh yeah?

    Well then your co-workers are grilling their burgers wrong.

    Take that.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    X-13D is people.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    redimpulse wrote: »
    AWIY wrote: »
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Aren't they supposed to taste like a fully dressed, fresh off the grill burger? Or something like that?

    I think you're doing your burgers wrong

    Hey I just regurgitate what I hear. A co worker was talking about them earlier.

    Oh yeah?

    Well then your co-workers are grilling their burgers wrong.

    Take that.

    Fine by me.

    So then tell me, what are they supposed to taste like?

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    When I was in Portugal I found "Ham Up" flavored Doritos.

    They looked like this, only instead of "Mexi Ham" they said "HAM UP"
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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I actually prefer generic nacho cheese tortilla chips. Doritos tend to pack so much flavor its like getting hit in the nuts with a cheese wheel.

    Generics tend to have a nice cheese touch.

    The Blazin' Cool Ranch or whatever ones are pretty good though.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    because in portugal they eat a lot of pork

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    HAM UP

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    porkugalalalalalalalala

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I hate Doritos and pretty much all chips.

    Except Tortila chips with salsa.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like when plants pop in, because normally we just tear apart everything they are advertising.

    It's fun to watch.

    Not that this is a plant, just a really bad thread.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the geek is going to shit his pants over that

    There was no actual meat in them. Just liquid smoke and lots of chemicals.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    CRISPS.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    man i love doritos

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  • ReTardisReTardis Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm not so big on the Nacho-flavored ones, or whatever

    But the Cool Ranch are pretty tasty

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like those Buffalo and Ranch or whatever Doritios.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like some of the random weird flavor Doritos they occasionally have. Like Guacamole, I liked Guacamole. Black Pepper something is also pretty good, as is just plain Cool Ranch.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    South host wrote: »
    I like those Buffalo and Ranch or whatever Doritios.

    Blazin' Buffalo Ranch.

    Those are the ones I was talking about.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smoky Red Barbeque Doritos are best.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Doritos smell awful

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    but they taste so good

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Bugles are the worst smelling chip


    at least the Nacho Cheese ones are

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If you donty like the taste of tasty things you must be old.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    a friend of mine

    cool punk kid, long dreads, amazing artist, real neat guy

    he was in japan for a month or two

    and found a bag of doritos

    he was stoekd to have a snack that tasted like "home", as he put it

    they were Cool Ranch flavor

    except they don't call it Cool Ranch in japan

    they call it Cool American

    so there he is, snacking on these chips, riding the monorail, wearing his headphones and munching out of a bag that is loudly proclaiming itself and it's bearer to be COOL AMERICAN!

    and right then he realized how big of an idiot he must have looked, threw the chips away and was so ashamed of himself

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bugles are the worst smelling chip


    at least the Nacho Cheese ones are

    Yeah but at least with Bugles you can put them on your fingers and pretend you have claws.

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  • ReTardisReTardis Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bugles are the worst smelling chip


    at least the Nacho Cheese ones are

    But awesomely shaped for dip

    But if you're dipping, you probably don't want the nacho variety, anyway

    Original flavor is where it's at

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    I don't eat them much, but every once in a while I get the meanest craving for doritos and orange juice

    so I'll just make this big pitcher of orange juice and just plow through half a bag of doritos in one sitting, chugging oj

    and then ohgodHEARTBURRRRRN

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