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HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
edited January 2022 in Social Entropy++
How are y'all spending your first week of 2022? They're taking my blood and using it to figure out what's wrong with me. This shit's like Bloodborne. I bet I've got paleblood. Dope dope dope.

The attending nurse can't pronounce my last name correctly, but he laughs at my jokes, so I gotta be doing something right.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    grab me some spare blood will ya?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    if someone ever tries to take your blood, you just go and take their blood right back

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure I heard about this kind of thing in an Acq Inc. game.
    They're going to use your blood to make an army of evil clones and take over the world.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    They have taken so much of my blood. I'm kind of worried they might've taken too much, but I'm afraid to say something about it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    The blood is... the life??

    Am I reading this right??

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    But anime is blood...

    Hacksaw is sacrificing themselves for the next great anime

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The attending nurse can't pronounce my last name correctly,
    I didn’t think it would be that hard to pronounce.

    Are they making it sound more like Dew-ghan?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I shall be the next hokage

    All according to keikaku

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    They have taken so much of my blood. I'm kind of worried they might've taken too much, but I'm afraid to say something about it.

    Ask them if you can get a top-off. The thing is they always take more than they need, and then they just got all that extra sitting around.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I feel like I need a blood refund. Surely they can put the blood back into my body when they're done with it.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    They just gotta treat the blood with the nano machines and then they can put it back in

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Make sure to provide a stool sample. Sometimes the nurses are too shy to ask, so go ahead and just shit on the floor - they appreciate you being forthcoming with it.
    Remember: more is always better!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    They need to re-balance your humours, make sure they take some bile too.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    My spirits do seem out of alignment, now that you mention it... 🤔

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    He punched out all of my blood!

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    grab me some spare blood will ya?

    D'you know what I'd do, Miriam? I'd give her the blood! She needs it!

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Good news: I don't have a blood infection or COVID.

    Bad news: I still have some sort of bacterial infection that's fucking with my mouth. Lookin like a Kardashian with rejected lip fillers right now.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    glad it's not those two things man, now hoping it's nothing else real bad

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Update: the lady sitting across from me is barfing into her handbag. This is not a good start to 2022 for her.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Have they given you the good stuff yet?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Update: the lady sitting across from me is barfing into her handbag. This is not a good start to 2022 for her.

    Is she laughing at your jokes hacksaw?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Update: the lady sitting across from me is barfing into her handbag. This is not a good start to 2022 for her.

    Is she laughing at your jokes hacksaw?

    No, but I overheard her talking to her daughter on the phone and it sounds like she's in need of a washing machine. I told her I might know an Aussie fellow who could point her in the right direction. 😉

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    And if you can't get her that washing machine then I'm afraid I've massively overpromised on your part?

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Should be an air conditioner available, though.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    And if you can't get her that washing machine then I'm afraid I've massively overpromised on your part?

    You are very behind the times.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    They need to re-balance your humours, make sure they take some bile too.

    Hacksaw needs to demand the Charles Stuart humoural special:

    - bleed nearly a pint from the right wrist
    - cup him (a process where heated glass cups/wine goblets were applied to exposed skin while they were heated, to try and draw bad humours out through the pores)
    -give several different emetics/purgatives to the point he vomits up his toenails
    - not to ignore the opposite end, at least one enema
    - had multiple mustard and caustic plasters applied to various areas of skin
    - bleed off another half pint or so
    - then let him just rest the remainder of the day

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Update: it's a staph infection. On my mouth. When I tell you this is the worst pain I've ever been in, believe it.

    Can't say I anticipated starting off 2022 with a face-melting infection trying its best to kill me, but by gum here we are.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Cripes! You got this, Hack. Tell that face melter who's boss.


    Get well!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Update: it's a staph infection. On my mouth. When I tell you this is the worst pain I've ever been in, believe it.

    Can't say I anticipated starting off 2022 with a face-melting infection trying its best to kill me, but by gum here we are.

    I hope they give you the good drugs for this one

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    They gave me some lidocaine, a batch of antibiotics, and said "Good luck!"

    The ER bill is going to be insane, I'm sure.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I've been reliably informed by close personal sources that I "snore like a drunk, angry sailor" so uh gonna get tested for sleep apnea along with my insomnia bullshit

    C'mon body, why are you trying to kill me while I'm doing a basic required function

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    bless us with blood

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    See Hacksaw, this is why you shouldn't eat ass

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    I've been reliably informed by close personal sources that I "snore like a drunk, angry sailor" so uh gonna get tested for sleep apnea along with my insomnia bullshit

    C'mon body, why are you trying to kill me while I'm doing a basic required function

    Ah yeah

    Sleep Popeyenea

    The best treatment is constant poliveoil air pressure

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Speaking of, time for a new machine, because my current CPAP is EOL. The humidifier part has already crapped out, so it's only a matter of time before the rest does.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I've had my machine for a year now as of last month!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2022
    I've had my machine for a year now as of last month!
    Mine's going on 7 years, so it's time.

    Sorce on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    See Hacksaw, this is why you shouldn't eat ass

    No no no. He has STAPH. FACE.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    See Hacksaw, this is why you shouldn't eat ass

    I will never stop.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    it's okay to eat ass, just don't swallow

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