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[Hearthstone] Ordered some Chinese to go

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
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    prepare to face the mighty milhouse manastorm

    this is an entertaining finisher for zoo

    get them low and say "aight dealing with my board will put you in burn range glgl"

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    While trying to create a Priest deck that can crack a 50% win rate, I believe I have stumbled across the worst deck in Hearthstone's history: Quest Priest Reno deck. Despite looking well-rounded and having massive healing potential, I have played 10 games with it and lost 9.

    forty
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
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    prepare to face the mighty milhouse manastorm

    this is an entertaining finisher for zoo

    get them low and say "aight dealing with my board will put you in burn range glgl"

    warlock....burn?

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited May 28
    Ulthok looks like crap. Waste of a legendary in the miniset.

    forty on
    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    While trying to create a Priest deck that can crack a 50% win rate, I believe I have stumbled across the worst deck in Hearthstone's history: Quest Priest Reno deck. Despite looking well-rounded and having massive healing potential, I have played 10 games with it and lost 9.

    I am in awe. I put this together specifically to beat Mech mages and their 3 health minions and I have lost 13 out of 15 games. A cursed deck.
    ### Reno Thing
    # Class: Priest
    # Format: Standard
    # Year of the Hydra
    #
    # 1x (1) Gift of the Naaru
    # 1x (1) Seek Guidance
    # 1x (1) Shard of the Naaru
    # 1x (2) Condemn (Rank 1)
    # 1x (2) Deeprun Engineer
    # 1x (2) Doomsayer
    # 1x (2) Explosive Sheep
    # 1x (2) Thrive in the Shadows
    # 1x (3) Devouring Plague
    # 1x (3) Entrapped Sorceress
    # 1x (3) Rustrot Viper
    # 1x (3) Smothering Starfish
    # 1x (3) Venomous Scorpid
    # 1x (4) Blademaster Okani
    # 1x (4) Holy Nova
    # 1x (4) Lightmaw Netherdrake
    # 1x (4) Void Shard
    # 1x (4) Xyrella
    # 1x (5) Faceless Manipulator
    # 1x (5) Priest of An'she
    # 1x (5) Spirit Guide
    # 1x (5) Taelan Fordring
    # 1x (6) Lightbomb
    # 1x (6) Lightshower Elemental
    # 1x (6) Reno Jackson
    # 1x (6) Undying Disciple
    # 1x (7) Elekk Mount
    # 1x (7) Mutanus the Devourer
    # 1x (8) Mo'arg Forgefiend
    # 1x (8) Xyrella, the Devout
    #
    AAECAafDAx6W6AOa6wOb6wOd6wOe6wPU7QOm7wPN8gPd9gOH9wOI9wOg9wPD+QPM+QPQ+QOoigStigToiwSEnwSsoATVoASFowSIowSKowTUrATHsgSNtQSa1ASd1ASGpAUAAA==
    #
    # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

    Elvenshae
  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited May 29
    There should be a Feat of Strength for double drawing Bioluminescence way too early more often than any other player. It'd be cool to have a unique trophy on my account.

    forty on
    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • fortyforty Registered User regular
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    Just defeated my mortal enemy.

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
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    prepare to face the mighty milhouse manastorm

    this is an entertaining finisher for zoo

    get them low and say "aight dealing with my board will put you in burn range glgl"

    warlock....burn?

    did they shitcan all of it? no more soulfire analogues around?

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  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    Aren't curses burn?

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
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    boy it's gonna be crazy when they finally print A Rogue Deathrattle

    Yilias wrote: »
    Aren't curses burn?

    curses are not playable in the zoo deck goat was theorizing
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    prepare to face the mighty milhouse manastorm

    this is an entertaining finisher for zoo

    get them low and say "aight dealing with my board will put you in burn range glgl"

    warlock....burn?

    did they shitcan all of it? no more soulfire analogues around?

    the only warlock cards that can deal face damage are the Hellfire cards and the 4 mana spell that does 3 damage to something

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  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited May 30
    Jesus. Duel on steroids.

    Edit: Damn, they just keep hitching more cars to the Deathrattle Rogue train.

    Although amusingly, my Rogue collection seems to be short so many key cards, that if I autocomplete an empty Rogue deck it tries to put together some sort of Deathrattle monstrosity with Smokescreens and all that shit.

    forty on
    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • KafkaAUKafkaAU Western AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Well it was a massive slog but after having a pile of gold lying around and opening almost all the demon hunter legendaries I piloted this monstrosity to legend (with very few star bonuses). Was so many paladins in the last few ranks that I had to have double ooze and a silence.

    ### Naga Demon Hunter
    # Class: Demon Hunter
    # Format: Standard
    # Year of the Hydra
    #
    # 2x (1) Fury (Rank 1)
    # 2x (1) Vicious Slitherspear
    # 2x (2) Chaos Strike
    # 2x (2) Fel Barrage
    # 2x (2) Multi-Strike
    # 1x (2) Murkwater Scribe
    # 1x (3) Lady S'theno
    # 2x (3) Predation
    # 2x (3) Rustrot Viper
    # 1x (3) Smothering Starfish
    # 2x (3) Treasure Guard
    # 2x (4) School Teacher
    # 2x (5) Need for Greed
    # 1x (5) Sigil of Reckoning
    # 1x (6) Caria Felsoul
    # 1x (6) Kurtrus, Demon-Render
    # 1x (7) Xhilag of the Abyss
    # 2x (8) Illidari Inquisitor
    # 1x (8) Jace Darkweaver
    #
    AAECAZWrBAiN9wOHiwS0kgTdkwTtsQSNtQT7vwT+vwQLwvEDifcD0PkDyIAEgIUEtp8EjrAEiLIEh7cElrcEmLoEAA==
    #
    # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

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    Origin: KafkaAU B-Net: Kafka#1778
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    interesting couple of first place games here

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    nguyen game my top opponent was a n'zoth with baron leapfrogger macaw build, so i hard rolled for triple zapp to beat him (he had a 1/1 demon as a decoy but tripled zapp has mega-windfury and doesn't give a shit)

    onyxia game nagas were in the lobby so i needed a pretty gg mech build to beat them, and i managed to highroll and grab both omega busters from tier 5 triples

    was trying to fit a mecheral in there somewhere but it was good enough to just squeak out the win (annoyingly i dropped a single fight in the lobby so no spicy pretzel mustard for me)

    forty
  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited May 30
    After being stuck bouncing around in D10-9 due to butt draws and horrible matchups trying to play Shaman and Warlock, I crafted hero Tavish and Hydraladon and gave VS's Naga Beast Hunter list a spin. Things went much better and I was able to get to dad legend from 0-star D10 with only 4 or so losses. The deck is a lot of fun and can do some nutty stuff as long as you can survive into the mid game without being in too bad a position.

    Once I switched to this deck I started facing a lot of Paladins (naturally, being one of the few classes with bad matchups for Beast Hunter, according to VS). Still managed to beat most of them anyway. There are some interesting decisions to make in how greedy you want to try to play it. The deck can brick pretty hard it you draw most/all your big beasts early.

    Edit: Definitely one of the roughest months I've had trying to get to dad legend in a long time. The competition has felt very legend-y. It's still stupid that you can't see your MMR when it's being used to determine your opponents.

    forty on
    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Naga Beast Hunter is too inconsistent, imo. Good job piloting it!

  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    what the fuck do you mean there's already a miniset coming out

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    rahkeesh2000
  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    It's a little earlier than usual.

    Darkmoon Faire miniset was 65 days in
    Forged in the Barrens also 65 days
    United 91 days (delayed for Mercs release)
    Alterac Valley 70 days
    Voyage will be 50 days exact on Tuesday.

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    forty
  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    And Mage gets the last legendary:

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    Frost is Ice Barrier:
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    Fire is Explosive Shot:
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    Arcane is (the honorable kill part of) Siphon Mana:
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    Seems like a fairly natural fit for Naga Mage. Nothing too crazy but decent value for cost.

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
    ObiFett
  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
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    Good boy.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    incredible menagerie game, all the pieces fell into place

    was one triple away from getting the 6 triples in one game achievement

    fortykime
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    Dibby wrote: »
    what the fuck do you mean there's already a miniset coming out

    it's not for battlegrounds

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    incredible menagerie game, all the pieces fell into place

    was one triple away from getting the 6 triples in one game achievement
    That achievement goes all the way up to 10 in one game.

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    on one hand the miniset doesn't look like a huge mover and shaker, but on the other hand none of the last few have, regardless of how important they actually wound up being, so, i guess we'll find out

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  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    There's a couple exceptional cards.

    For Standard
    Igneous Lavagorger and Tidal Revenant are extremely solid CWar minions.
    K9-0tron is a busted Face Hunter card. You have like an 70% chance to hit a 1-drop if you play it on 2 and a 90% chance to hit a 1-drop or a 3-drop for next turn. On later turns you can use it to fish for burn.

    For Wild
    Coilfang Constrictor will join Shudderwock's bevy of prison cards along side Boompistol Bully, Okani, Loatheb, Spellward Jeweler, etc.
    Igneous Lavagorger is probably good enough to make the cut in CWar.
    Immolate will be part of Renolock's anti-combo package.
    Shattershambler probably pushes deathrattle stuff into the limelight. People have been playing greedy Big Deathrattle decks for a long time and this speeds up their stabilization in aggro matchups by a turn.
    Moonbeam will see play in Malygos Druid if people start running less minion based combo hate. People are on C'thun because he can 'hide' from Dirty Rat and Mutanus but if people ever let up on that then the faster wincons will come out.

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  • lwt1973lwt1973 King of Thieves SyndicationRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    How do I make it so I randomly rotate through all my card backs during games?

    Select the random wooden ? cardback as your favourite for that deck

    They altered it as you get to choose favorite backs for your random as well. So the default for me went to random favorite backs which I only had one back as a favorite so it always choose the classic back.

    "He's sulking in his tent like Achilles! It's the Iliad?...from Homer?! READ A BOOK!!" -Handy
    forty
  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
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    5 years ago today. Still feels good to look at.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Wow, Mercenaries PvP is just terrible.

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • RoyallyFlushedRoyallyFlushed Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Wow, Mercenaries PvP is just terrible.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    It is, but the PvP really kicks it up another notch.

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
    Alphagaia
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    I gave duels a fair shot when it released but mercenaries I could tell was a money grubbing stinker of a mode and dropped it within a day or so

    Elvenshae
  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    Apparently Bioluminescence is bugged and gives 2 spell damage instead of 1 right now. Not like anyone ever survived it being cast at 1, but good to know.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    That bug would have made a difference in some of my Shaman games.

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    Yilias wrote: »
    Apparently Bioluminescence is bugged and gives 2 spell damage instead of 1 right now. Not like anyone ever survived it being cast at 1, but good to know.

    You think THAT'S a big bug, Snapdragon (battlecry: give battlecry minions in your deck +1/+1) gives +1/+1 to weapons and heroes in addition to minions!

    If you play a hero card buffed by Snapdragon, you now have a permanent attack value and can attack each turn!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Maybe they actually are a small indie company?

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    while it's probably not a direct line, it's hard not to trace a link between things like this and the fact that some of the QA divisions for studios in the ActiBlizz umbrella have been striking and seeking unionization at various times over the last year

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    Thank god Diablo's in battlegrounds all week so we can retreat there for his warm embrace!

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I played against 3 Rogues in a row using that sea mine and double death rattles. Who is responsible for this?

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    I've seen streamers talk about Mine Rogue on multiple occasions but never actually came across one playing it. I did face one during my climb late last month (I won). I don't know if the new cards gave new interest in it?

    Officially the unluckiest CCG player ever.
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    rokara is not a very good bg hero, but it IS really funny to get huge attack on pingers like red whelp

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