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Super Functional Tokens

Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
What are SFTs?
They’re a little drawing I’m gonna do for you if you post in this thread. Each one is unique, but it’s not to keep forever; in fact, anyone else can take your SFT and you’re expected to delete it after a day—in fact, your SFT doesn’t even need to leave this thread!

Can I ask for a particular drawing?
No! I decide the best SFT for you using various crystals and a seashell.

Are they high quality?
Are you kidding? I’m gonna have to make like, 50 of these things over the next hour. Step off.

What’s with the extra info under the SFT?
It’s they’re type and stuff. Like the games the children play. They’re extremely important.

Can my SFT lay an egg?
Why yes, yes it can, but what made you ask that? That’s a weird thing to ask out of the blue. If two SFT love each other very much one or both of them may lay an egg! Wow!

Can I make money with my SFT?
No. Destroy capitalism. Commit a crime against a CEO today. Plant a tree. Stop buying video games the day they come out they’re broken for the first two weeks before patches. Stop being a fan of a whole media franchise; the people making the stuff changes over time, you absolute mark. Quit sucking on the teat of nostalgia. Punch a fascist. Fuck.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I would like your stinkiest SFT, please.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Super functional? Oh man, I love super stuff!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I would like your stinkiest SFT, please.

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    Kako
    Original owner: Pinfeldorf
    Types: Yeah + Zest
    Food: Bitter
    Habitat: Town

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Can I fung the token?

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Let's put the fun in Superfuncriminal!

    You know what, in gonna leave that autocorrect. Super fun criminal

    Chall on
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Super functional? Oh man, I love super stuff!

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    Hot Stu
    Original owner: Elaro
    Types: Boom + Boom
    Food: Spicy
    Habitat: Resort

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    one please

  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    What is the function?

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Finally, some functionality

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Super functional? Oh man, I love super stuff!

    vkvpnjrxfksy.jpeg
    Hot Stu
    Original owner: Elaro
    Types: Boom + Boom
    Food: Spicy
    Habitat: Resort

    I will treasure it always

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Super functional? Oh man, I love super stuff!

    vkvpnjrxfksy.jpeg
    Hot Stu
    Original owner: Elaro
    Types: Boom + Boom
    Food: Spicy
    Habitat: Resort

    This is mine now.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Can I fung the token?

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    Original owner: Eclipse
    Types: Flow + Glam
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Woods

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I would like an SFT

    I ate an engineer
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited January 2022
    Chall wrote: »
    Let's put the fun in Superfuncriminal!

    You know what, in gonna leave that autocorrect. Super fun criminal

    nxx5i1hvwyhy.png

    Original owner: Chall
    Types: Flow + Zest
    Food: Sweet
    Habitat: Resort

    Endless_Serpents on
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Can I fung the token?

    ezatzw7efj68.png

    Original owner: Eclipse
    Types: Flow + Glam
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Woods

    it looks just like I always dreamed

    please note any RIGHT CLICKS will be met with AN IMMEDIATE DMCA NOTICE

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I would like to see a super functional token so far these are all extremely useful

    We're all in this together
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Can I fung the token?

    ezatzw7efj68.png

    Original owner: Eclipse
    Types: Flow + Glam
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Woods

    it looks just like I always dreamed

    please note any RIGHT CLICKS will be met with AN IMMEDIATE DMCA NOTICE

    Nope sorry according to the rules, this is mine now too.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    I want the oldest SFT that everybody else has ignored for so long at the SFT home.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Can I fung the token?

    ezatzw7efj68.png

    Original owner: Eclipse
    Types: Flow + Glam
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Woods

    it looks just like I always dreamed

    please note any RIGHT CLICKS will be met with AN IMMEDIATE DMCA NOTICE

    Nope sorry according to the rules, this is mine now too.

    MODS I AM A VICTIM OF THEFT

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    Can I fung the token?

    ezatzw7efj68.png

    Original owner: Eclipse
    Types: Flow + Glam
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Woods

    it looks just like I always dreamed

    please note any RIGHT CLICKS will be met with AN IMMEDIATE DMCA NOTICE

    Nope sorry according to the rules, this is mine now too.

    MODS I AM A VICTIM OF THEFT

    pe3x56d7qqpx.jpeg

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    What if I post but I don’t want one

    What then

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    one please

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    Original owner: Prolegomena
    Types: Yeah + Boom
    Food: Sour
    Habitat: Upper Atmosphere

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    hell yeah

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    I would like a Supra Functional Token.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Slacker71 wrote: »
    What is the function?

    I like to think they speak for themselves.

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    Original owner: Slacker71
    Types: Flow + Yeah
    Food: Sweet
    Habitat: Town

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    What if I post but I don’t want one

    What then

    That’s fine.

  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Slacker71 wrote: »
    What is the function?

    I like to think they speak for themselves.

    8pbai4fk86ys.png

    Original owner: Slacker71
    Types: Flow + Yeah
    Food: Sweet
    Habitat: Town

    Thanks!

    Very musical!

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Finally, some functionality

    kg7wp5eo32g0.png

    Original owner: rhylith
    Types: Boom + Zest
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Mountain

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I would like an SFT

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    Original owner: milski
    Types: Robo + Hazy
    Food: Spicy
    Habitat: Town

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I would like to see a super functional token so far these are all extremely useful

    grfqzu2g0818.png

    Original owner: durandal4532
    Types: Flow + Flow
    Food: Bitter
    Habitat: Sea

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Hew looks very spiky.

    I would like Hew to breed with Tiz to create a super duper spiky SFT (Spike Faced Token)

    I ate an engineer
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I am scared, but interested

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    This is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    I want the oldest SFT that everybody else has ignored for so long at the SFT home.

    dwxwuf7oes2p.jpeg

    Original owner: expendable
    Types: Hazy + Zesty
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Cave

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    do you have any Quiet type SFTs with a habitat of "misty mountaintops"?

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    hell yeah

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    Original owner: Shorty
    Types: Zesty + King
    Food: Spicy
    Habitat: Dojo

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Finally, some functionality

    kg7wp5eo32g0.png

    Original owner: rhylith
    Types: Boom + Zest
    Food: Umami
    Habitat: Mountain

    Let’s gooooooooo!

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    One Squishy Flipping Token, please

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Do they speak their own name as a language like Pokémon

    Types: Boom + Robo | Food: Sweet | Habitat: Plains
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