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MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Hey guys, if you could customize a robot that you could have sex with, what features would it have.

EDIT: Also, I guess just that one sentence is good enough for a thread, so what would you like robotics to achieve within the next few years?

Toaster-bot? Karate-bot?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tits and a vagoo.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A bodacious ass.

    Though I'm not sure why we're talking about this.

    Is there something you aren't telling us?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2007
    a nice personality

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm not terribly fond of this thread.

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    BLM - ACAB
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What I'm not telling you is that I think a robot with hydraulic hips would be fantastic.

    Grinding without stop.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't think anyone really is, Geek.

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It'd have to have a really nice bajingo and loose morals.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Uh, I guess I would say 'ever-hard', but... being that it'd be a robot and thus presumably metal..

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    internet access so while i'm fucking it i can check my e-mail, maybe post on the forums

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd what you are suggesting can only lead to injury in sensitive areas

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not if you build it properly

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Uh, I guess I would say 'ever-hard', but... being that it'd be a robot and thus presumably metal..

    Not all robots are only metal Mully
    Whoa I just said that out loud

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2007
    I would like it to have a good sense of humor and not nag me all the damn time

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Petite asian with a nice ass and perky boobs.

    Yellow fevah!

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    internet access so while i'm fucking it i can check my e-mail, maybe post on the forums
    Genius.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    a mute button

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2007
    I would like it to be pretty smart too

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Petite asian with a nice ass and perky boobs.

    cliche fevah!

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    Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    internet access so while i'm fucking it i can check my e-mail, maybe post on the forums

    posting from my fuckbotEAAAARRRGGHHOHYEAH

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    sigging2.jpg
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What would I want in a sexbot?

    The same thing I want in any woman.

    Me.

    Also, a mute button.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    I would like it to have a good sense of humor and not nag me all the damn time

    i could hook you up with a furby
    oh wait .. i guess they sort of nagged, didnt they

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    heh.jpg

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    a mute button
    Oh, you fucker.

    This was so going to be my joke.

    You asshole.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Petite asian with a nice ass and perky boobs.

    cliche fevah!

    And your point...?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ok I edited the OP

    One sentence isn't great for a thread.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    I would like it to have a good sense of humor and not nag me all the damn time

    i could hook you up with a furby
    oh wait .. i guess they sort of nagged, didnt they

    Also they were hewn from the malleable bones of the unborn.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    I would like it to have a good sense of humor and not nag me all the damn time

    i could hook you up with a furby
    oh wait .. i guess they sort of nagged, didnt they
    thanks a lot, mully

    I was this close to forgetting those things had ever existed

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Berk wrote: »
    heh.jpg
    BOO TO THAT

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Purple hair and a good drawing style

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ahahaha.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    a mute button
    Oh, you fucker.

    This was so going to be my joke.

    You asshole.
    :whistle:

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    The hell kind of answer you expectin.

    Barbie doll type specifications.

    Cept for geebs askin for a nice personality and Mully all cockthirsty.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i myself am looking for something with a bit more of a lucy liu feel to it

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Purple hair and a good drawing style
    i know someone like that
    he's pretty cool
    i'll send you his #

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Basically, I'd like my sexbot to look just like Defender's av, and read back all of his posts in one of those robo-voices while we fucked.

    Anything else is cake.

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey has anyone said a mute button yet.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    It only needs a mute button if you let it talk.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ok I edited the OP

    One sentence isn't great for a thread.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    i myself am looking for something with a bit more of a lucy liu feel to it

    well we have lucy liu

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey guys, if you could customize a robot that you could have sex with, what features would it have.

    EDIT: Also, I guess just that one sentence is good enough for a thread, so what would you like robotics to achieve within the next few years?

    Toaster-bot? Karate-bot?

    Sex-bot.

    sarukun on
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