An exercise in frustration. So many different blockers I don't even know where to start. If it is plugged into the computer it doesn't see it and I can't install it. If it is plugged into the network I can see it and can't install it. Dell doesn't do drivers for it. It should be native to Windows, but if I try to go through Windows update to install it then it tells me that a group policy is preventing me from installing nt 4.0 drivers. The fix for that seems to be gpedit.msc, but I can't run that even if I am logged in as administrator, and that is after copying it into System32 like the internet instructs.
I am not going to punch my computer today, I am not going to punch my computer today, I am not going to punch my computer today.
...and when you are done with that; take a folding
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.