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Psst… free goblin?

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Gobliiins 1 2 and 3 were some really great games

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I desire Gobblins!

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I'll take one (1) goblin, please. The wimpiest one that no one else wants.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    goblins can be whatever color they're just Little Creatures, y'know? it's like how per the rules tieflings are only supposed to be shades of red or skin tones, but that's boring and incorrect.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    How do I go about freeing these gerblins?

    Oh brilliant
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    CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    goblins can be whatever color they're just Little Creatures, y'know? it's like how per the rules tieflings are only supposed to be shades of red or skin tones, but that's boring and incorrect.

    False. Green. Next question.
    Darmak wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    goblins are fucking awesome i've been working on a d&d campaign that heavily features goblins as being like, culturally mischievous, like they're psychologically driven to do pranks and fuck with people harmlessly, so while they're not an outright threat to "civilized races" or whatever like in other settings, they can be kind of annoying to have around, like a race of Annoying Little Siblings. i'm very excited about this.

    Green kender?

    In 5e they're supposed to be tan-ish. Not that anyone in the history of D&D has ever actually made them anything but green, but I digress

    TAN-ISH GOBLINS?!

    Fucking hippies ruin everything.

    Straight from the 5e Monster Manual:
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    No.

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    How do I go about freeing these gerblins?

    Seriously

    Or are we working on Harry Potter rules where they enjoy slavery actually, you're the weird one for making a deal out of it

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    We goin' goblin mode up in here?

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I want Garblin the Goblin plz, he should be in the back, I called ahead.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gerblins?

    BLM - ACAB
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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    goblins are fucking awesome i've been working on a d&d campaign that heavily features goblins as being like, culturally mischievous, like they're psychologically driven to do pranks and fuck with people harmlessly, so while they're not an outright threat to "civilized races" or whatever like in other settings, they can be kind of annoying to have around, like a race of Annoying Little Siblings. i'm very excited about this.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    How much will this free goblin cost me?

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    goblins are fucking awesome i've been working on a d&d campaign that heavily features goblins as being like, culturally mischievous, like they're psychologically driven to do pranks and fuck with people harmlessly, so while they're not an outright threat to "civilized races" or whatever like in other settings, they can be kind of annoying to have around, like a race of Annoying Little Siblings. i'm very excited about this.

    Green kender?

    In 5e they're supposed to be tan-ish. Not that anyone in the history of D&D has ever actually made them anything but green, but I digress

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Is this the hot new nft ape sensation

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Could I get a space goblin?

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Yes, I will free the goblin

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited May 2022
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    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'd love a goblin, please and thank you

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited May 2022
    hit me with that gobbo

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I desire Gobblins!

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    May I have just an absolute beast of a goblin boy?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I have....uses...for such a creature, yes.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    I'll take one (1) goblin, please. The wimpiest one that no one else wants.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    goblins can be whatever color they're just Little Creatures, y'know? it's like how per the rules tieflings are only supposed to be shades of red or skin tones, but that's boring and incorrect.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    How do I go about freeing these gerblins?

    Goblins are the only ones that are free.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    That’ll do for about 12 hours.

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Can I pre-order for when the goblins get a reprint?

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    these are good goblin friends

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    These are all wonderful

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I always seem to miss Endless Serpents free art threads.
    Hopefully, I'll be able to get in on the inevitable "Goblin fight to the death/bake off" thread.

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Are goblins not herd creatures? Don't I need at least two or three to keep them from being depressed or acting out against me rather others?

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    The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    I'll take one! The strangest you've got

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Are goblins not herd creatures? Don't I need at least two or three to keep them from being depressed or acting out against me rather others?

    You’re thinking of gibberlings

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I'd eat of few of these for sure. Bet they're ripe and squishy.

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    Are goblins not herd creatures? Don't I need at least two or three to keep them from being depressed or acting out against me rather others?

    If it's any consolation, none of them are ever alone since this one is always lurking outside the window, or in a convenient crawl space:
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Why is the lurker so…moist

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Helps with lurking.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cause she lurkin'

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    lurking is very sweaty work, believe you me

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Wait

    Are these gobs really sailors eyeballs in disguise?

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