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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    With the MMO talk I also poked my head at FF14 some but it looks like I need to buy the game and an expansion and pay a monthly fee?

    Also one of the classes that I thought seemed cool you can’t start the game as?

    I’m a bit confused how to approach
    as someone who has heard it sales pitched as “a good single player story to play through”

    If you've ever bought the game, you need to pay the monthly fee, but if you're on the trial account you can play until like level 60 for free.

    You may have gotten a free month subscription from a random bundle, which they count as buying the game and move you off the free trial.

    That happened to me, but since I'd barely played then, I was able to just start up a new trial account with another email address.

    Then for the classes, a bunch of them start off called one thing before changing their name at level 30, like rangers turn into bards and lancers become dragoons. And some of them don't unlock until levels 50 and 60, and some require actually buying the game.

    I'm sure I'll get the full game at some point, but the trial account has been plenty for me for the last few months.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
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    Arms, how do they work?

    Nobody knows!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Trial account sounds like a good way to see if I bounce off the game or not, thanks y’all:

    Samurai seemed neat but seeing as I cannot start as that, Lancer to Dragoon it is

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Dragoon rules, and you get to meet Estinien!

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Trial account sounds like a good way to see if I bounce off the game or not, thanks y’all:

    Samurai seemed neat but seeing as I cannot start as that, Lancer to Dragoon it is

    Do you like jumping into death pits? Because boy oh boy is Dragoon the job for you

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
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    Arms, how do they work?

    Nobody knows!

    I've seen that face before, Sam

    Was it someone's avatar on here?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Dragoon rules, and you get to meet Estinien!

    And you get to punch Estinien! Because he's a bit of a wank in ARR

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2022
    I acknowledge that some people don't enjoy the original launch part of the main story of FF14, for what it's worth I did enjoy it though. It's not the best but it was much better than I was expecting for an MMO.

    I think I was very much in the right state of mind to enjoy something like that when I happened to try it though, if I had approached it at a different time and without the promise of tons more content following it that was only an improvement, I might have bounced off it very hard, but as it was I really enjoyed the stroll through the old content, stopping to smell the roses as much as possible.
    If you've ever bought the game, you need to pay the monthly fee, but if you're on the trial account you can play until like level 60 for free.
    Specifically you can play through all the content in the base game and first expansion for free, and it caps you at level 60, which was the cap for the first expansion. No time limit or anything.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The story in ARR is good but it's diluted by the game design of the time where you have 3 quests to collect 12 snake scrotums for every one interesting quest

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    that never COMPLETELY goes away but they rely on it to fill time less as they go

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I did not give a single fuck about anything that happened in the story of ARR until after the end of the launch story, personally, and some of it was egregiously bad like spending hours upon hours preparing a banquet

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    yeah I thought the banquet bit was very funny, I think most people find it annoying though

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2022
    the main thing about LOTRO for me is that after a couple months of Elden Ring, a difficult, somewhat opaque, and frequently anxiety-inducing game where you really need to be "on" the entire time you're playing, head on a swivel, or you won't really get anywhere, it's been a fantastic change of pace: a very easy, unhurried, and most of all pleasant game that I can just exist and vibe in

    it's still extremely an MMO with plenty of dumb MMO barnacles (too many systems added in expansions 10+ years ago, too many currencies to navigate) but it addresses my absolute biggest turnoffs, which are the prevalence and difficulty of combat. the landscapes aren't absolutely drenched in enemies, you can walk for five or ten minutes (particularly on roads) without getting into a fight, and the fights aren't stupidly dumb, enemies don't have infinite aggro, and you don't need to slavishly look up build guides to be able to not die constantly.

    it's not my new Forever Game (tbh I hate the quest for forever games) and it's not something I feel like, a burning addiction to, but it's a new tool in my toolbox where when I sit down at the PC and I'm not really feeling alert or energetic enough for some difficult FPS or platformer, or I don't have the emotional fortitude for a searing new visual novel about what it's like to be a firefighter with no arms in small-town 1920s magical realism Georgia, I can pop into this and spend a few chill, pleasant hours doing straightforward quests or digging up iron to forge armor for my friends or whatever

    oh also your characters can learn instruments that you play yourself on your keyboard and the other night my friends and I witnessed a Battle of the Bands at the Inn of the Prancing Pony where competing groups of player dwarves, elves, hobbits, humans etc, wearing matching uniforms, played Def Leppard, Simon & Garfunkel, Rammstein, Enya, and some TV show themes and stuff, it ruled

    anyway, for those installing, a few pro tips I have figured out after my first 15-20 hours in the game:
    - the UI is still rocking the circa 2007 resolution and desperately needs a modernization, but in the meantime, you can scale it up in Options > User Interface, and can customize the scale of individual elements (health bars vs minimap vs toolbar etc). You can do the same for the chat window in Options > Chat (or similar, I don't remember the exact path).

    - embiggening the UI will make some HUD elements overlap annoyingly (suddenly your minimap is covering your quest tracker, or whatever). thankfully HUD elements can be moved around; just press ctrl-\ to unlock the UI, move shit around where you want it, and press ctrl-\ again to lock it back down.

    - the map is also circa 2007 and the icons are faint and hard to see. However, you can change the colors of tracked quests in the map legend to make them stand out more.

    - regarding the Riding skill (ability to use horses & other mounts): subscribers get a quest to unlock Riding at level 20, but why wait that long? What most people do is either buy the Riding Trait (an item that unlocks the skill) from the ingame Mithril vendors - there's one in your starting area and you'll almost certainly start with enough mithril coins to do the trade - or you can buy the trait from the LOTRO microtransaction store. It costs 95 LOTRO points, which are the mtx currency, and you'll get those 95 points pretty quickly just from doing quests.

    - fast travel is done by going to stable-masters and renting a horse. You can only travel to stable-masters you've already unlocked by visiting and talking to them, and you can only travel from one stable to the next adjacent stable on the route - so for long trips you gotta Pony Express it, riding from stop to stop, though for very long trips you can pay extra to teleport ("swift travel"). Therefore, as you adventure, definitely make a beeline for any yellow horse-head icons you see on the map. You'll be glad you did this because the world is BIG.

    - your character will start with a lot of gift items as they've made the first eight or ten years of expansion packs free to all. Don't open those gifts yet because they're packed with items and will quickly overrun your inventory. Wait until you get somewhere with vault access (for most people this will be the bank in Bree). Bree and its environs are roughly level 12-20 but you can get there quickly and relatively safely even at much lower levels if you stick to the main roads.

    - like a lot of f2p games, life becomes significantly easier if you throw the game even a few bucks instead of playing it totally freemo. if you like the game, consider subbing for at least a month ($15, or you can do $30 for 3 months), which gets you 500 LOTRO points and a bunch of extra inventory space and character slots that you get to keep even after your sub expires. Alternatively, drop 5 bucks for 500 points and your account will be upgraded from free to premium, which has a few quality of life perks (ability to use global chat channels, other small but helpful things).

    - One purchase I seriously recommend for anyone who has points is the Universal Toolkit for 150 (or the Enduring Universal Toolkit for 450); it's a single tool you equip in your tool slot that does the job of the giant mess of pickaxes, smithing hammers, forestry axes, skinning knives etc that the various crafting jobs require - and it works faster, too.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I really miss the days when I could play a new game without having to log in to another bloody account

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Maddoc wrote: »
    If you haven't played it, the single player is also a different game from the co-op
    Elaro wrote: »
    the past few evenings a friend and I worked our way through the co-op campaign of Portal 2, a game I had never played before (I've played 1 many times, but never took a stab at the sequel for some reason), and we finished it last night

    my searing hot take: it is a very fun puzzle game that manages to be mostly challenging without veering into absolute frustration most of the time, with cute writing and great co-op

    apologies for any minds blown by this extremely up to date and contrarian verdict

    Did you play the single-player campaign?

    I haven't touched the single player yet, but I'm definitely going to now that I've got some Joementum going

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I really enjoyed the single-player Portal 2. Did a better job than I expected following up such a solid and straightforward first game both in terms of fun puzzling and comedy writing.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    portal 2 is definitely better than portal 1, and portal 1 was fantastic

    remember when valve made games?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    portal 2 is 11 years old btw

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    the main thing about LOTRO for me is that after a couple months of Elden Ring, a difficult, somewhat opaque, and frequently anxiety-inducing game where you really need to be "on" the entire time you're playing, head on a swivel, or you won't really get anywhere, it's been a fantastic change of pace: a very easy, unhurried, and most of all pleasant game that I can just exist and vibe in

    it's still extremely an MMO with plenty of dumb MMO barnacles (too many systems added in expansions 10+ years ago, too many currencies to navigate) but it addresses my absolute biggest turnoffs, which are the prevalence and difficulty of combat. the landscapes aren't absolutely drenched in enemies, you can walk for five or ten minutes (particularly on roads) without getting into a fight, and the fights aren't stupidly dumb, enemies don't have infinite aggro, and you don't need to slavishly look up build guides to be able to not die constantly.

    it's not my new Forever Game (tbh I hate the quest for forever games) and it's not something I feel like, a burning addiction to, but it's a new tool in my toolbox where when I sit down at the PC and I'm not really feeling alert or energetic enough for some difficult FPS or platformer, or I don't have the emotional fortitude for a searing new visual novel about what it's like to be a firefighter with no arms in small-town 1920s magical realism Georgia, I can pop into this and spend a few chill, pleasant hours doing straightforward quests or digging up iron to forge armor for my friends or whatever

    oh also your characters can learn instruments that you play yourself on your keyboard and the other night my friends and I witnessed a Battle of the Bands at the Inn of the Prancing Pony where competing groups of player dwarves, elves, hobbits, humans etc, wearing matching uniforms, played Def Leppard, Simon & Garfunkel, Rammstein, Enya, and some TV show themes and stuff, it ruled

    anyway, for those installing, a few pro tips I have figured out after my first 15-20 hours in the game:
    - the UI is still rocking the circa 2007 resolution and desperately needs a modernization, but in the meantime, you can scale it up in Options > User Interface, and can customize the scale of individual elements (health bars vs minimap vs toolbar etc). You can do the same for the chat window in Options > Chat (or similar, I don't remember the exact path).

    - embiggening the UI will make some HUD elements overlap annoyingly (suddenly your minimap is covering your quest tracker, or whatever). thankfully HUD elements can be moved around; just press ctrl-\ to unlock the UI, move shit around where you want it, and press ctrl-\ again to lock it back down.

    - the map is also circa 2007 and the icons are faint and hard to see. However, you can change the colors of tracked quests in the map legend to make them stand out more.

    - regarding the Riding skill (ability to use horses & other mounts): subscribers get a quest to unlock Riding at level 20, but why wait that long? What most people do is either buy the Riding Trait (an item that unlocks the skill) from the ingame Mithril vendors - there's one in your starting area and you'll almost certainly start with enough mithril coins to do the trade - or you can buy the trait from the LOTRO microtransaction store. It costs 95 LOTRO points, which are the mtx currency, and you'll get those 95 points pretty quickly just from doing quests.

    - fast travel is done by going to stable-masters and renting a horse. You can only travel to stable-masters you've already unlocked by visiting and talking to them, and you can only travel from one stable to the next adjacent stable on the route - so for long trips you gotta Pony Express it, riding from stop to stop, though for very long trips you can pay extra to teleport ("swift travel"). Therefore, as you adventure, definitely make a beeline for any yellow horse-head icons you see on the map. You'll be glad you did this because the world is BIG.

    - your character will start with a lot of gift items as they've made the first eight or ten years of expansion packs free to all. Don't open those gifts yet because they're packed with items and will quickly overrun your inventory. Wait until you get somewhere with vault access (for most people this will be the bank in Bree). Bree and its environs are roughly level 12-20 but you can get there quickly and relatively safely even at much lower levels if you stick to the main roads.

    - like a lot of f2p games, life becomes significantly easier if you throw the game even a few bucks instead of playing it totally freemo. if you like the game, consider subbing for at least a month ($15, or you can do $30 for 3 months), which gets you 500 LOTRO points and a bunch of extra inventory space and character slots that you get to keep even after your sub expires. Alternatively, drop 5 bucks for 500 points and your account will be upgraded from free to premium, which has a few quality of life perks (ability to use global chat channels, other small but helpful things).

    - One purchase I seriously recommend for anyone who has points is the Universal Toolkit for 150 (or the Enduring Universal Toolkit for 450); it's a single tool you equip in your tool slot that does the job of the giant mess of pickaxes, smithing hammers, forestry axes, skinning knives etc that the various crafting jobs require - and it works faster, too.

    I'll add that if you don't want to spend money on the universal toolkit, an apprentice metalsmith (very beginner) can make multitools for each vocation that will do the job of all three of it's professions (a vocation is made of 3 crafting professions). It's not as versatile, but it won't cost you mtx cash. If the metalsmith is higher tier they can make better quality multitools but they require more expensive materials.

    I just so happen to have a character that's a beginner metalsmith, and I'm willing to make and mail multitools to anyone on the Arkenstone server for free.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    portal 2 is 11 years old btw

    You have two hearts, Time Lord, show a little pity once in a while.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    portal 2 is definitely better than portal 1, and portal 1 was fantastic

    remember when valve made games?

    Aperture Desk Job is not not a video game

    What do you mean you want it to be more than 30 minutes long?

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    They released one of the best games in 2020. 🤷‍♀️

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Content: mass murder

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    Tragedy struck New York on May 14 as an 18-year-old white male shot and killed at least 10 people in the city of Buffalo, police said. The shooter, whose online username is reportedly “jimboboiii”, has been taken into custody after livestreaming the whole thing on gaming platform Twitch, the company confirmed on Saturday evening. The shooter released a 180-page manifesto detailing his racist and anti-Semitic views, which he partially attributes to controversial online forum 4chan. The document also mentions what appears to be a private Discord chat server, where he allegedly detailed his plans in advance.

    The long manifesto, which dives deep into the shooter’s supposed mindset and aims, cites 4chan as the source of his radicalization, noting “There I learned through infographics, shitposts, and memes that the White race is dying out, that blacks are disproportionately killing Whites, that the average black takes $700,000 from tax-payers in their lifetime, and that the Jews and the elite were behind this.” The manifesto also included not only step-by-step instructions for the mass shooting he intended to carry out, but diagrams as well. Screenshots of Discord shared on social media, while not confirmed to be legitimate, also purport to show someone with the same username going into deep specifics regarding the planned action, apparently well ahead of the shooting.
    .

    https://kotaku.com/twitch-discord-4chan-shooting-buffalo-tops-jimboboiii-m-1848927240

    fuck 4chan in all its forms and incarnations

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    https://www.theverge.com/2022/5/6/23057391/pirate-site-injunction-isp-blocking-requirement

    if a judge can order every isp to block access to an obscure pirate tv site, why the fuck are we allowing anyone to connect to 4chan

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    https://www.theverge.com/2022/5/6/23057391/pirate-site-injunction-isp-blocking-requirement

    if a judge can order every isp to block access to an obscure pirate tv site, why the fuck are we allowing anyone to connect to 4chan

    Because capitalism?

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    How is 4chan monetized, though? Is it just the power of inline ads or what?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    4chan, broadly speaking, does not make money.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    They're just in it for the love of the hate.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    4chan has that classic social media angle, where it has so many users, there MUST be a way to make it profitable, right? We can keep it in the red until we crack this egg and rake in the money. But the only way to rake in the money is to sell it like a slurped ape.

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Do not slurp your 4chan

    FFXIV: Agran Trask
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Started playing Prey. Shit got weird fast. Everything is cake and the cake is trying to murder me.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I don't think I ever got attacked while cowering in a toilet stall, but I can't absolutely promise it's safe in there.

    Worth a shot in times of trouble, though.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I got trapped in a toilet for a while so I'm avoiding them now

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Started playing Prey. Shit got weird fast. Everything is cake and the cake is trying to murder me.

    One of the best intros ever.

    And no other game has ever made me quite as nervous about seeing matching pairs of random office furniture.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    It did renew my love of Nerf guns, though.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited May 2022
    Sorce wrote: »
    It did renew my love of Nerf guns, though.

    I have this memory from my first playthrough of being really excited to craft this weapon at the fabricator called the “boltcaster”, thinking it was either some kind of badass sci-fi laser gun, or a badass crossbow.

    And then this fucking dork-ass nerf gun plops out.



    Okay, it turned out to be awesome, but it felt like an amazingly cruel joke at the time. “Here, enjoy fighting off murderous aliens with this children’s toy!”

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    It did renew my love of Nerf guns, though.

    I have this memory from my first playthrough of being really excited to craft this weapon at the fabricator called the “boltcaster”, thinking it was either some kind of badass sci-fi laser gun, or a badass crossbow.

    And then this fucking dork-ass nerf gun plops out.



    Okay, it turned out to be awesome, but it felt like an amazingly cruel joke at the time. “Here, enjoy fighting off murderous aliens with this children’s toy!”
    I didn't craft it, I found one first. I thought it was hilarious, then I noticed the name and realized that they were just being giant nerds.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Small Zomboid Update:

    Haven't played much in the last couple says because of a bug in one mod. I'd be fine until I got a gun and holstered it. Once it was holstered, besides getting near constant error codes in the bottom right, I also would not be able to remove the gun from the holster. I'd disable some mods, start a new person, play until I holstered a gun and see the error then sadly quit and try again later. This took time because I have so many mods that it takes a minute to even disable a single mod and several to start a new game.

    None of the more recent mods could have been the culprit because none of them touched holsters, clothing, or guns.

    Just now I figured it out. One mod that adds in attachments for backpacks updated. The previous version became obsolete with a new one named slightly differently. I somehow had both mods on at once. Turned off the old version and everything seems to work again.

    Annoyed that it took me so long to figure out. Lost several promising starts due to it and several days. You can theoretically turn off mods mid save, but sometimes it breaks a ton of stuff so I don't bother and just roll new people.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Look at me installing Lord of the Rings online. Gonna play a happy hobbit! Or maybe a dwarf.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2022
    sarukun wrote: »
    I rolled an elf lore master and they had me casting fireballs and in uninstalled immediately.

    I am too much of a cranky hardass to have fun with LotRO.

    I know you have problems with LotRO, which I can dig, but that fireball is technically a weird acorn bomb or something.

    it's supposed to be what Gandalf did to scare/attack the wargs in the Hobbit, when they're all hiding in that tree.

    Loremasters do give up on trying to maintain the "casual magic isn't a thing" premise that LotR works on, later on, tho.

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    make a character on Arkenstone and we can make a fellowship!

    I would be fuckin down for a PA fellowship! I'll go look at what it takes to start one

    edit: huh, you just gotta be level 5 to start a kinship and it only costs 5 silver and 12 copper

    I've got a Hobbit Guardian named Bodungo

    friend me up

    Yeah, like.. Gandalf is not an elf, and elves aren't supposed to be able to do that kind of magic and my brain catches fire and I pass out whenever I try playing it and I wake up with in a pool of blood with my fancy, three volume set of the History of Middle Earth series strewn all over the floor with "Why am I helping the Fellowship, the whole point was secrecy and stealth!?!?!!" written in crayon all over my walls.

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