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Next Top Goblin
Endless_Serpents
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Only one goblin can be the next top goblin. Who will that goblin be? Only you can decide.
Please take into account:
1. Leadership qualities.
2. Mischievousness.
3. Trickery.
4. Style.
Roboblin
Nate
Captain Scissorun
Nergus Anklud
Duke
Lurkus Hurl
Theodore Bloodbane
Chi-Chi
Lovelump
Mersha Wartlord
Please take into account:
1. Leadership qualities.
2. Mischievousness.
3. Trickery.
4. Style.
Roboblin
Nate
Captain Scissorun
Nergus Anklud
Duke
Lurkus Hurl
Theodore Bloodbane
Chi-Chi
Lovelump
Mersha Wartlord
Endless_Serpents on
Next Top Goblin 100 votes
Roboblin
7%
7 votes
Nate
9%
9 votes
Captain Scissorun
12%
12 votes
Nergus Anklud
12%
12 votes
Duke
13%
13 votes
Lurkus Hurl
16%
16 votes
Theodore Bloodbane
7%
7 votes
Chi-Chi
4%
4 votes
Lovelump
13%
13 votes
Mersha Wartlord
7%
7 votes
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No. The eyepatches are so the other goblins have a chance. When shit gets real, he'll take off one of the weighted eyepatches. It falls to the ground, shattering the stone and producing a billowing cloud of dust, and the other goblin will shit itself and plead for mercy.
And that's just taking off one eyepatch.
Geth, roll 1d2 for Robot or Bat
Edit: Roboblin it is
Growing up I didn't know anyone else who was a Lovelump fan and I felt really out of place until I went to college and found a Lovelump fan group.
I got my first hj from a Lovelumper in that group and it was pretty horrible, but I still love Lovelump.
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But I really doubt his leadership qualities and his commitment to mischief
Nergus has got a lot of style, I think you're onto something
You will know it in your heart. I’ll be sure to count it in the end when I declare the winner.
With their consent I'd be happy to
Some folks (idiots, mostly) might doubt the mischievousness of such a grim fellow, but that's part of it
Some grinning chucklefuck cartwheels up to me, man, I just fuckin' know this clown is gonna try to prank me. The Jason Statham Of Goblinns comes at me, man, I am never gonna see that whoopee cushion coming, you kidding me?
Me too man, me too.
Captain Scissorun has been in a lot of knife fights.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I mean look at him! Proven leader of the Gretchin Revolutionary Committee (and Da Christmas Revolushun), style galore, tricks in spades (well, you'd have to be to resist the Orks), mischievous enough to distract you with his star-wand while he aims his shoota, this little goblin has it all!
That's just one of his many tricks! Re-qualified!
But it's a bad, ineffective trick! Disqualified!!
It distracted you from the grenade in his coat pouch! Datqualified!
Style? Self-evident.
Trickery? Eyes are closed, can't see into those soul-windows.
Mischievousness? See previous, and: Look at that pose -- clearly up to something. Could be about to breakdance, levitate, sing a cheeky song... who can guess!
Leadership? Mersha leads, and those who know will follow.
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
I mean, the guy has a gun, so if he really wants in, I'm not gonna be the one to tell him about the dress code.
Even though I'm not sure what that experience was