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Evil Dead: The [chat]

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Imaging losing one of your fingers

    Sure it might be a pinky but it might be thumb

    Unless the thumb is the boot and now you are the boot

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i am choosing to pretend monkeypox doesn’t exist : )

    i heard 90% survival rate and it clears up within a month.

    It's a good thing this is wrong, because that would make it incredibly deadly.

    Please explain how 90% survival is incredibly deadly as i i were a 5 year old.
    how do you feel about russian roulette

    Bad idea. but in the context of a disease, is 10% survival rate really considered extremely low?
    right, russian roulette has an 85% survival rate

    the lethality rate of OG corona was what, 1-2%?

    zepherinHavelock2.0LucedesDoodmann
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i am choosing to pretend monkeypox doesn’t exist : )

    i heard 90% survival rate and it clears up within a month.

    It's a good thing this is wrong, because that would make it incredibly deadly.

    Please explain how 90% survival is incredibly deadly as i i were a 5 year old.

    A disease that kills one in ten people infected sounds pretty deadly to me?

    Even a moderately sized outbreak of a couple of hundred people means 20 deaths

    Yeah, deadly, i'd think the label "extremely deadly" would start a a lower survival rate.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i am choosing to pretend monkeypox doesn’t exist : )

    i heard 90% survival rate and it clears up within a month.

    It's a good thing this is wrong, because that would make it incredibly deadly.

    Please explain how 90% survival is incredibly deadly as i i were a 5 year old.
    how do you feel about russian roulette

    Bad idea. but in the context of a disease, is 10% survival rate really considered extremely low?

    Does 1 out of every 10 people with the flu die from it?

    Like if everybody on this page caught such a disease one or two of us would be dead. That's super fucking bad as far as diseases go.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
    zepherinHavelock2.0Orphanecredeiki
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i am choosing to pretend monkeypox doesn’t exist : )

    i heard 90% survival rate and it clears up within a month.

    It's a good thing this is wrong, because that would make it incredibly deadly.

    Please explain how 90% survival is incredibly deadly as i i were a 5 year old.
    how do you feel about russian roulette

    Bad idea. but in the context of a disease, is 10% survival rate really considered extremely low?
    right, russian roulette has an 85% survival rate

    the lethality rate of OG corona was what, 1-2%?

    I mean, i'm not getting diseases for fun but point taken.

    zepherin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i am choosing to pretend monkeypox doesn’t exist : )

    i heard 90% survival rate and it clears up within a month.

    It's a good thing this is wrong, because that would make it incredibly deadly.

    Please explain how 90% survival is incredibly deadly as i i were a 5 year old.

    Smallpox, 300 million dead since 1900, 3% fatality rate

    Coronavirus, 7 million dead, 0.1% fatality rate.


    10% fatality rate is incredibly deadly.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    not quite as deadly as one of abd's farts

    zepherindurandal4532EchoHavelock2.0override367JebusUDArchLord_Asmodeus
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    OK, I understand. Please stop telling me because i'm getting worried about disease again.

    Havelock2.0
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    They need to make a Star Trek where the Federation revises the Prime Directive into "help everyone whenever you can, but don't get caught doing it".

    There'd be a ton you could do with an explicitly interventionist Federation as the basis for the show: humanoid aliens, non-humanoid alien interventions, all different drama related to trying to run covert ops, a couple of moments when the Federation people get hunted by XCOM, have guys who go rogue and do try to take over. Just...drop the whole "oh noes we can't touch anything" interpretation and make a whole show exploring the various ways that can go right and wrong.
    Sounds like you just wanna read The Culture.

    SealLucedesSurfpossumAtaxrxes
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i am choosing to pretend monkeypox doesn’t exist : )

    i heard 90% survival rate and it clears up within a month.

    It's a good thing this is wrong, because that would make it incredibly deadly.

    Please explain how 90% survival is incredibly deadly as i i were a 5 year old.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimation_(punishment)

    Like i'm 4.

    If COVID had a survival rate of 90%, 8 times as many people would be dead

    zepherin
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    It's like if you had 10 nickels and lost one

    Havelock2.0Chanus
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Imagine a perfectly spherical cow

    cB557JebusUDDoodmann
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Imagine a perfectly spherical cow

    no. I will not imagine.... fuck. fuck it's in my mind's eye. fuck. fuck fuck fuck.

    Havelock2.0Rhesus PositiveLucedesjakobagger
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    Please stop imagining a cow orgy

    Tumin on
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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    It's like rain on your wedding day

    TuminjungleroomxKanaHavelock2.0cB557WeaverLord_Asmodeus
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    yay it's almost time for the unveiling of all the produce. the farmer's market just having cucumber, potatoes, tomatoes, and grown-inside microgreens is getting a lil old.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    It's like ray-ee-aiiiin on your wedding day

    Orcadurandal4532
  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Please stop imagining a cow orgy

    MAKE ME

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Tumin wrote: »
    Please stop imagining a cow orgy

    cow tools

    Rhesus PositiveronyajakobaggercredeikiJebusUDAlexandier
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    I also tried to teach this kid to help.me carry a few items of produce to the fridge but instead he recreated the spinning leek meme

    Kid you dont even get to use electronics dont taunt me with this smh

    Tumin on
    zepherin
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    monkeypox is, apparently, almost entirely sexually transmitted, or at least the sharing of bodily fluids. The cases are all getting linked to a fetish convention and from there a gay bar or two.

    Soo avoid unprotected sex with groups of strangers and not much to worry about yet.

    oh good

    I haven’t fiddle dee dee’d another consenting lunatic since ‘14

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    a 10% chance to rain on your wedding day but it's x-com

    TuminzepherincB557knitdanRhesus PositiveArchbrynhrtmn
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    a 10% chance to rain on your wedding day but it's x-com

    oh shit

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    zepherinLucedesAlexandierArchLord_Asmodeus
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    monkeypox is, apparently, almost entirely sexually transmitted, or at least the sharing of bodily fluids. The cases are all getting linked to a fetish convention and from there a gay bar or two.

    Soo avoid unprotected sex with groups of strangers and not much to worry about yet.

    oh good

    I haven’t fiddle dee dee’d another consenting lunatic since ‘14

    hm this actually explains a lot

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    aaaaa

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    LucedesDoodmann
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    three out of every four redactles I've done aren't satisfying but just leave me reading it and going "this is a bad opening paragraph!"

    I've never paid so much attention to the opening paragraph in wiki articles before, and I shouldn't. They're often annoyingly meandering. Should stick much more strictly to defining what a thing is and not throw in random sentences.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    one out of four make me feel clever

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    imagining a spherical cow orgy is a pretty funny mental image

    just a raucous ball pit but with cow print

    Abdhyius on
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    cB557Rhesus PositiveEcho
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    redactle in 6

    :0

    Powerpuppieszepherin
  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    At least Chrono Cross is nice enough to give you percentages, so you won't be (too) surprised when you miss.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    beef bourguigorgy

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    ah, dumb mistake. Forgetting the difference between +x for files and folders in linux.

    (I wasn't granting things permission to traverse.)

    He/Him
  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    i was trying to explain this to a twenty something coworker and he did not get it at all

    you will, son

    EchoGiantGeek2020OrcaSnicketysnickcB557jakobaggerzepherinLord_Asmodeus
  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    i was trying to explain this to a twenty something coworker and he did not get it at all

    you will, son

    Entropy comes for us all

    Echozepherin
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I still have dreams about high school friends

    I stare in the mirror

    me in christ, that was almost 20 years ago

    TuminP10
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Anyone watch the movie Infinite? It is out there, man.

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