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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I have a homonculi

    it screams 22 hours a day and dry heave cries the other two

    do not give yours a mouth

    21stCenturyAtomikaHavelock2.0NecocB557No-QuarterEcho
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Nerds are even more beautiful than I thought to the tune of just under three hundred quid for my G1 Transformers. I mean, assuming they all pay.

    AtomikaamateurhourOrganichushrykezagdrobChanusHahnsoo1LucedesNo-QuarterAthenorArchMrMisterRhesus PositivefurlionMazzyx
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I have a homonculi

    it screams 22 hours a day and dry heave cries the other two

    do not give yours a mouth

    That's why the story isn't called I Have A Mouth And I Must Scream

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    I have sold a couple pax passes through eBay when I bought an extra for a friend and they ended up not being able to make it. It went fine, but gosh I was so anxious about getting scammed. I assume 99+% of transactions go through fine but I found it v nerve wracking.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Nerds are even more beautiful than I thought to the tune of just under three hundred quid for my G1 Transformers. I mean, assuming they all pay.
    best three hundo i ever spent

    *putting optimus prime in a jar*

    cB557Rhesus Positive
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    I have a homonculi

    it screams 22 hours a day and dry heave cries the other two

    do not give yours a mouth

    But it needs a mouth, for the same reason Roger gave one to his picture of Daniel Craig: he was hungry and I was feeding him something

    vphq0ad1nmwi.png

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Can they actually consider Covid deaths to be in the line

    Retail clerks spend more time in close proximity to others

    Less time wrestling drug addicts though

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Can they actually consider Covid deaths to be in the line

    Retail clerks spend more time in close proximity to others

    Pretty sure for posts like these they consider "was a cop" and "died" to be the only determining factor.

    iirc if you turn it into "died while on duty" the number plummets to an extremely low number almost all of which are traffic stops done in dangerous places.

    Doodmann
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Finally saw Tenet.

    Nolan might need to lay off Nolan for a bit.

    This was waaaay too Nolan.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    ChanusHahnsoo1HappylilElfAtomikaOrcaHavelock2.0
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    w

    syndalisLucedesHavelock2.0
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Finally saw Tenet.

    Nolan might need to lay off Nolan for a bit.

    This was waaaay too Nolan.

    i was entertained but also it was totally bonkers

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Finally saw Tenet.

    Nolan might need to lay off Nolan for a bit.

    This was waaaay too Nolan.

    i was entertained but also it was totally bonkers

    I liked it, but even if you buy into the
    temporal pincer conceit I don't really think it works just because of like, the mechanics of a lot of stuff? They lampshade it with the weird oxygen they have to breathe but like, people still walk and move in certain ways

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
    Chanussyndalis
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    The biggest thing with cop death stats compared to other dangerous professions is that cops tend to get very prompt medical care, whereas like a fisherman or lumberjack does not, due to the nature of the job.

    So serious injuries for cops on the job actually tend to be quite high, including shootings and stabbings, but their death rate is a fair bit lower than the Big Dangerous jobs.

    Police deaths are much lower now in comparison to like the 70s, 80s, and early 90s, thanks to better communications technology leading to much faster support response times in the case of injury. The general decrease in violent crime helps too, though hard to say how much.

    Also very regional, of course. High gun ownership in the west and south tends to lead to higher police death rates than in the northeast or along the west coast.

    Kana on
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    shrykecB557
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Man I was planning on taking it easy today but kiddo wanted to go for a bike ride. Can't really say no to that request on a lazy sunday with nice weather. We ended up meandering around 7 miles just riding around.

    My ass is so sore. That was a bit too far.

    MrMister
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
    i've given in and picked up Paramount so i can watch Strange New Worlds

    it is quite good so far

    Episode 2
    the alien egg responds to music but they didn't even play Sabotage wth man

    also minor quibble about music being universal because it's mathematically derived*

    *assuming all aliens appreciate specifically the western european musical canon

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    Havelock2.0Kanadurandal4532
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    Chanus wrote: »
    i've given in and picked up Paramount so i can watch Strange New Worlds

    it is quite good so far

    Episode 2
    the alien egg responds to music but they didn't even play Sabotage wth man

    also minor quibble about music being universal because it's mathematically derived*

    *assuming all aliens appreciate specifically the western european musical canon
    The reasoning that Uhura used, though, for determining the intervals was solid, though. I was fairly impressed that someone did their homework on the harmonic series and how it relates to diatonic scales.

    Hahnsoo1 on
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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MH Rise: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
    ChanusKana
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i've given in and picked up Paramount so i can watch Strange New Worlds

    it is quite good so far

    Episode 2
    the alien egg responds to music but they didn't even play Sabotage wth man

    also minor quibble about music being universal because it's mathematically derived*

    *assuming all aliens appreciate specifically the western european musical canon
    The reasoning that Uhura used, though, for determining the intervals was solid, though. I was fairly impressed that someone did their homework on the harmonic series and how it relates to diatonic scales.

    yeah if we accept the premise, what followed was good stuff

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    you know youre playing a crafting survival game when you have a wall of inventory chests in your base
    aY8NGQD.jpg

    SummaryJudgmentsyndalisHahnsoo1LucedeszepherincB557knitdandurandal4532HappylilElfMazzyx
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i haven't lifted weights in a v long time and i do want to be more muscular so i guess i should but

    i have been going really hard on self improvement/enrichment stuff lately. there's only so much i can juggle before i run out of- whatever intangible mental resources and time management

    therapy is nonnegotiable so perhaps pull back on the instrument playing a little to make more gym time??

    Just fit in X minutes of walking a day for now. An hour or two of walking gives you most of the benefits of exercise without being overwhelming.

    If you can get a walking desk that's good too and dont downplay the fitness value of 8-10k steps a day.

    oh i already walk at least 10k steps almost every day

    i'm talking about weights to get the muskels

    starting strength 5x5 is the gold standard for beginners weightlifting

    you can do a session in 45 mins

    Man its so

    hmmm

    "5x5" yeah but fuckin you drop to 3x5 and 1x5 so fast


    3x5.deadlifts not even once tbh

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    When I sold Pokemon Go Im p sure someone tried to scam me

    Get rekt buddy shipit back kthz

    Oh you wont? I guess die in a fire

    Tumin on
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i haven't lifted weights in a v long time and i do want to be more muscular so i guess i should but

    i have been going really hard on self improvement/enrichment stuff lately. there's only so much i can juggle before i run out of- whatever intangible mental resources and time management

    therapy is nonnegotiable so perhaps pull back on the instrument playing a little to make more gym time??

    Just fit in X minutes of walking a day for now. An hour or two of walking gives you most of the benefits of exercise without being overwhelming.

    If you can get a walking desk that's good too and dont downplay the fitness value of 8-10k steps a day.

    oh i already walk at least 10k steps almost every day

    i'm talking about weights to get the muskels

    starting strength 5x5 is the gold standard for beginners weightlifting

    you can do a session in 45 mins

    Man its so

    hmmm

    "5x5" yeah but fuckin you drop to 3x5 and 1x5 so fast


    3x5.deadlifts not even once tbh

    I like 3x5 deadlifts

    I like the last set with an AMRAP

    the volume helps

    starting strength is kinda like, just do like 5

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Tumin wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i haven't lifted weights in a v long time and i do want to be more muscular so i guess i should but

    i have been going really hard on self improvement/enrichment stuff lately. there's only so much i can juggle before i run out of- whatever intangible mental resources and time management

    therapy is nonnegotiable so perhaps pull back on the instrument playing a little to make more gym time??

    Just fit in X minutes of walking a day for now. An hour or two of walking gives you most of the benefits of exercise without being overwhelming.

    If you can get a walking desk that's good too and dont downplay the fitness value of 8-10k steps a day.

    oh i already walk at least 10k steps almost every day

    i'm talking about weights to get the muskels

    starting strength 5x5 is the gold standard for beginners weightlifting

    you can do a session in 45 mins

    Man its so

    hmmm

    "5x5" yeah but fuckin you drop to 3x5 and 1x5 so fast


    3x5.deadlifts not even once tbh

    I like 3x5 deadlifts

    I like the last set with an AMRAP

    the volume helps

    starting strength is kinda like, just do like 5

    I want a new coach

    (I never broke 2x BW rip)

    Tumin on
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    you know youre playing a crafting survival game when you have a wall of inventory chests in your base
    aY8NGQD.jpg

    What's this now?

  • ZavianZavian universal peace sounds better than forever war Registered User regular
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Zavian wrote: »
    you know youre playing a crafting survival game when you have a wall of inventory chests in your base

    What's this now?

    V Rising, new crafting survival early access game on Steam

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1604030/V_Rising/
    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/244635/v-rising-a-new-vampire-arpg-crafting-survival-game-early-access-begins-5-17-22

    No-Quarter
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    TIL: while only changing the value marginally, your age is ever so slightly dependent on the time zone you were born in

    syndalisAthenor
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    TIL: while only changing the value marginally, your age is ever so slightly dependent on the time zone you were born in

    I'm not sure i follow.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    TIL: while only changing the value marginally, your age is ever so slightly dependent on the time zone you were born in

    I'm not sure i follow.
    If you spend your birthday on the east coast, you'll be a year older three hours earlier than if you spend it on the west coast.

    AtomikaRhesus Positive
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Zavian wrote: »
    you know youre playing a crafting survival game when you have a wall of inventory chests in your base
    aY8NGQD.jpg

    ooer misus

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Just for clarification, my kind of squats are with mace-level weights and butt-touching-ground.

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    TIL: while only changing the value marginally, your age is ever so slightly dependent on the time zone you were born in

    I'm not sure i follow.
    If you spend your birthday on the east coast, you'll be a year older three hours earlier than if you spend it on the west coast.

    Yeah but. Not really though.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I demand from now on everyone's birthday is now measured from an atomic clock worn on their person at all times, to account for relativity.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    JebusUD wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    TIL: while only changing the value marginally, your age is ever so slightly dependent on the time zone you were born in

    I'm not sure i follow.
    If you spend your birthday on the east coast, you'll be a year older three hours earlier than if you spend it on the west coast.

    Yeah but. Not really though.

    A child born at 2300 PST and 0100 CST are born at the same time, but one is listed as being a day older, and even specifically 2 hours older, despite being the same absolute age

    Atomika on
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    I demand from now on everyone's birthday is now measured from an atomic clock worn on their person at all times, to account for relativity.

    atomic clocks aren't immune to relativity

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    PowerpuppiesEcho
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
    edited May 22
    the reason i have such youthful good looks even though i am very old is because i am quite tall so my face is further from Earth's center of mass

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    JebusUDAtomikaamateurhour
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    I demand from now on everyone's birthday is now measured from an atomic clock worn on their person at all times, to account for relativity.

    atomic clocks aren't immune to relativity

    Yes, so since they are in your location that will account for the difference based on your speed of travel.

    You can't trust any other clock but the one you're wearing.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • ChanusChanus Benny Harvey -RIP-Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    I demand from now on everyone's birthday is now measured from an atomic clock worn on their person at all times, to account for relativity.

    atomic clocks aren't immune to relativity

    Yes, so since they are in your location that will account for the difference based on your speed of travel.

    You can't trust any other clock but the one you're wearing.

    oh i just use my apple watch

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    TIL: while only changing the value marginally, your age is ever so slightly dependent on the time zone you were born in

    I'm not sure i follow.
    If you spend your birthday on the east coast, you'll be a year older three hours earlier than if you spend it on the west coast.

    Yeah but. Not really though.

    A child born at 2300 PST and 0100 CST are born at the same time, but one is listed as being a day older, and even specifically 2 hours older, despite being the same absolute age

    That's true. My friend in Thailand, we always ask him about what the future is like.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    I demand from now on everyone's birthday is now measured from an atomic clock worn on their person at all times, to account for relativity.

    atomic clocks aren't immune to relativity

    Yes, so since they are in your location that will account for the difference based on your speed of travel.

    You can't trust any other clock but the one you're wearing.

    oh i just use my apple watch

    And miss your exact birthday by some amount of milliseconds?

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
    Tumin
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I think it was last week I learned about Korea Time which assigns the age at birth as 1 and makes everyone in Korea one year older than they would be if they were born anywhere else

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    Hahnsoo1
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