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Zoidphalla OVER: Good Zoidberg Victory!

edited June 2007 in Critical Failures
Come One! Come All! To the Phalla that is filled with Shenanigans.

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Zoidphalla is a mini-phalla consisting 100% of everyone's favorite lobster: Dr. Zoidberg.

THE RULES

- 15 players. 15 items. 3 bad guys.

- do NOT discuss Phallopolis in this thread.

- do NOT share role PMs in the thread. You are, however, allowed to reveal which Zoidberg you are, as it has no bearing on the game itself.

- This game is intended for people who have perished in Phallopolis, however that is not required.

- One spot is reserved for Larry, if he wishes to play.

- We vote like this: !I accuse Dr. Zoidberg

- We retract like this: !I retract Dr. Zoidberg

- Voting ends every night at 10:30PM EST, regardless if I'm here or not. Everyone must PM me their daily action before that time.

- Order of Events: Items -> Evil Kills -> Vote

- Zoidberg wins if all Evil Zoidbergs are killed. Evil Zoidberg wins if they can kill all the remaining Zoidbergs at the end of day 4.

- Thats right, this game will be 4 days or less.

- The game begins when role PMs are sent out. (sometime shortly after signups are complete)


SIGNUPS

1. Gnasty - Killed by Evil Zoidbergs
2. life3 - Killed by Evil Vigilante Zoidberg
3. Grundlterror - Killed by Evil Zoidbergs
4. Typhus733 - Killed by Evil Zoidbergs
5. Rygar - Killed by Mob
6. Serpent - Killed by Evil Zoidbergs
7. FunkyWaltDogg - Killed by Mob
8. Zerinan - Killed by Evil Zoidbergs
9. Hakkekage
10. cranehand2ndcoming - Killed by Mob
11. Gleve - Killed by Sandwich
12. Squashua - Killed by Evil Zoidbergs
13. Ardor
14. B:L

15. PsychoLarry - Killed by Evil Vigilante Zoidberg

Night 1 Narration
Night 2 Narration
Night 3 Narration
Night 4 Narration
Post-Game Reveal

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well, I think I'm free to join at this point. !I sign up

    Typhus733 on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Yay I am already signed up. :)

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Hah, yeah, I knew some people who wanted to play but possibly wouldn't be around right away.

    Unknown User on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    IN IN IN

    Unknown User on
  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i see many people in this game who are alive in phallopolis.

    but ya know

    that means i just want to kill them

    so i am in.

    Serpent on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    I'm Doctor Zoidberg, Homeowner!
    So in.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I'm in! No freakin' day 2 deaths, please?

    Zerinan on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    I'm in! No freakin' day 2 deaths, please?

    In a game this size, a Day 2 death will only be a little sooner than average.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Not bad. Then I would be honored to survive that long. :P

    Zerinan on
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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'll sign up, but if things get filled up, you may give my spot to someone else if they really want it

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ah waont een.

    !EEN

    Hakkekage on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Three phallas? No problem!

    Grundlterror on
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  • cranehand2ndcomingcranehand2ndcoming Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I !Sign up

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  • GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm in too, if you'll have me....

    *scarey 6foot 5guy giving you a coy, almost flirtacious look*

    ewww, I gross myself out...

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Horray! I'm helping!

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  • life3life3 Registered User
    edited June 2007
    I just saw a video for making a Dr. Zoidberg Mii.

    http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/01/how-to-make-a-zoidberg-mii-hooray/

    They call him a "well-loved squid with a PhD" in the text, but isn't he really a "somewhat-tolerable crustacean without any actual medical training"? I say somewhat tolerable because while he is lovable to watch, I imagine dealing with him would be a lesson in futility.

    life3 on
    HOW APPROPRIATE [URL="aim:goim?screenname=skullc0rp"]YOU[/URL] FIGHT LIKE A COW
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    IN like delicious!

    Squashua on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    roles are set, PMs are ready to go! just need two more people!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    just need two more people D:

    so many phallus right now.

    Unknown User on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    just need two more people D:

    so many phallus right now.

    I'll sign up.

    If 2 more people come in to sign up, you can give one of them my spot since I play so many of these. It can give someone else the chance to play too.

    Ardor on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    phallus

    kekekeke

    Grundlterror on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    i put it there in purpose.


    what? my phallus. I put it there.

    Unknown User on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Someone sign up dammit, I want my role PM.

    Grundlterror on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sign up, yes.

    Now, where's the free food?

    B:L on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Sign up, yes.

    Now, where's the free food?

    <3
    the free food was a lie, but I have some soy sauce packets if you want

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    I'll send out role PMs shortly. Getting everything together.

    Unknown User on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Ladies and Decapods:

    GAME ON!


    (Voting ends tomorrow night at 10:30PM EST. Please have your item actions in before that!)

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Hello.

    I'm Zoidberg!

    Unknown User on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You're becoming a crafty consumer, Zoidberg!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Hello.

    I'm Zoidberg!

    No I'm Zoidberg.

    Arrest this liar.

    Ardor on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mwuahah, time for my epic reveal!
    I am Zoidberg.

    Grundlterror on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Oh, incase you didn't see it in the OP: You ARE allowed to reveal which Zoidberg you are in this post (Doctor Zoidberg, Bobcat Zoidberg etc.) Those roles don't have anything to do with the game, except for flavor, fun and possibly roleplay (don't let Village Person Zoidberg "roleplay" with you though)

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Hello.

    I'm Zoidberg!

    No I'm Zoidberg.

    Arrest this liar.
    No, no, no, amigo. Yo soy Zoidberg. I would prove it with my medical degree, but I lost it in a volcano somewheres, si.

    Anywho, you are a liar, and you should be comida. !Vote Ardor to be our free meal!

    B:L on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Oh, incase you didn't see it in the OP: You ARE allowed to reveal which Zoidberg you are in this post (Doctor Zoidberg, Bobcat Zoidberg etc.) Those roles don't have anything to do with the game, except for flavor, fun and possibly roleplay (don't let Village Person Zoidberg "roleplay" with you though)

    Who are all these Zoidbergs? I am the only Zoidberg. It says so in my role PM.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Hello everybody, I'm Dr. Zoidberg!

    Oh hold on, the mail is here.

    What's this? A card from my cousin Zoidfarb? ... Heh, heh. Instead of "Claus," he writes "Claws." Now that's humorous! Today's comedians could learn from this card.

    I'm on skis, what fun!

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i am sad

    i am not zoidberg

    I am norman

    Serpent on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    D:

    I am Zoidberg!

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    Hakkekage on
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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's it. This Zoidberg has taken lessons from other mini-phallas and will put one to use because it's true.

    I'm the Zoidberg guardian.

    Don't contact me, I will not be forming a network and I will not be protecting anyone other than myself for the entirety of the game.*

    *References go to Visiblehowl for his awesome statement in the naughty or nice phalla.

    For being the first person to aim for bloodshed, I aim my sights at thee Evil Zoidberg!

    !Execute the liar B:L

    Ardor on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I !vote Serpent because he was a cool kid, thus he's unlikely to be bad. But that's just what he wants us to think!

    *clack clack clack*

    Woop woop woop!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    So Zoidberg, tell me about yourself.

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