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Zoidphalla OVER: Good Zoidberg Victory!

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    I say we all sit in a circle and don't move. We have plenty of food for today and we can find out who wants to try anything and gobble them up!

    ***Sitting as still as possible***

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    life3life3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Whooop whooop whoop whooop!

    OooOOoOOoOOooOOOo
    I apologize, my friends! Christmas cards won't be coming this year, tho-racks would've been a fun gift too!
    OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOO

    Whooop whoop whopp whooop!

    life3 on
    HOW APPROPRIATE [URL="aim:goim?screenname=skullc0rp"]YOU[/URL] FIGHT LIKE A COW
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    What now?

    Bend over, firmly grip your pseudopods with your claws, and kiss your cloaca goodbye!

    OOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOooo

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    What now?

    Bend over, firmly grip your pseudopods with your claws, and kiss your cloaca goodbye!

    OOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOooo

    Shush you.

    Unknown User on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    A small side note: Even though he died, Gnasty fulfilled his win condition by being crowned King.

    Unknown User on
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    GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    A small side note: Even though he died, Gnasty fulfilled his win condition by being crowned King.

    I am a winner!

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    A small side note: Even though he died, Gnasty fulfilled his win condition by being crowned King.

    I am a winner!

    Seeing as we are all Zoidbergs, we are all winners!

    Ardor on
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    GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Exploding cards aren't very friendly, and neither is Raccoons in new shells...

    AR ARFF

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
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    life3life3 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ((btw, awesome narration!))

    life3 on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Gleve wrote: »
    Exploding cards aren't very friendly, and neither is Raccoons in new shells...

    AR ARFF

    I am going to go ahead default to !accusing you Gleve of high crimes against the Zoidberg!

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Woo! I'm cured now! Thanks Dr. Zoidberg. So that's quite a bit of death there, any plans for tonight?

    Edit: Oh hell yea! I didn't realize, but I just lived past day 2 finally! Horray!

    Zerinan on
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    GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rygar, I suggest again, that you dont vote for me. Nor your friends.

    ARF ARF ARF

    *begs*

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    *claps his claws in the air* Ay! Ay! Ay! We got one!

    No conozco que happened there; it seems like there were four(?) extra votes? O_o
    At least they're on our side.

    As for el perro,

    !Vote Gleve to be turned into delicious dog food.

    B:L on
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    GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    B:L, a friend wouldn't vote for a friend would they? I suggest we discuss this, maybe with rygar as well?

    AROOOOOOOOOOooWWWWWWWoooWWOowo

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Gleve wrote: »
    B:L, a friend wouldn't vote for a friend would they? I suggest we discuss this, maybe with rygar as well?

    AROOOOOOOOOOooWWWWWWWoooWWOowo
    Discussion is Ardor's specialty.

    I'll eat someone else if Ardor can find a tastier morsel.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You know, Rygar is very quick with the vote, and we have a lot of extra votes going on somewhere. I think that sounds like something an evil zoidberg would have.

    You will taste great Rygar!

    Ardor on
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    You know, Rygar is very quick with the vote, and we have a lot of extra votes going on somewhere. I think that sounds like something an evil zoidberg would have.

    You will taste great Rygar!
    *psst*

    Uhh...Ardor, if the evil zoidbergs had extra votes, wouldn't they, y'know, not kill one of their own? :P

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We don't know how their abilities work, do we now? I've had some very strange role declarations in my inbox, not much surprises me anymore in this game.

    EDIT: Rygar voted for crane hand, who recieved 4 votes last night according to the official tally.

    Ardor on
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    GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are people contacting you via PM? maybe those people should be looking elsewhere...

    Cousin Zoidfarbs card was most humerous, dont you think?

    AWWWWOOOOooooOOOO

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, if I was evil I would be shit up a creek right now.

    I am more concerned with these threats coming from Gleve.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    We don't know how their abilities work, do we now? I've had some very strange role declarations in my inbox, not much surprises me anymore in this game.

    EDIT: Rygar voted for crane hand, who recieved 4 votes last night according to the official tally.
    It seems you have an idea of how they work :lol:

    Another theory is that crane framed Rygar. After all, crane's first vote was for you, Ardor, and his second vote was for the "guardian?", Gnasty. It could work, since life3 was in the healthy lead.

    But what the hey, I have no idea what's going on anymore :lol:

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    GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm sorry if what I've been saying was construed as threats, I meant it to be a "suggestion". Dont hesitate to contact me via PM if you'd like to ask me anything, anything at all, I mean it,.... anything

    Arf.....

    *scuttle*

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Sad part of mini-phallas you have to work to create the drama, it just doesnt happen

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rygar wrote: »
    Sad part of mini-phallas you have to work to create the drama, it just doesnt happen
    LIAR!

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    GleveGleve Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm pretty sure the threat of getting eaten is pretty dramatic, dont you?

    WOOOP

    arf

    *scuttle*

    Gleve on
    telcus wrote: »
    !vote for Gleve that was funny that you bandwaggoned yourself mate :)
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    cranehand2ndcomingcranehand2ndcoming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Framing Rygar? My vote for Ardor isn't not quite being non-unsubstantiated, and Rygar isn't perhaps turning out to not be a bad Zoidberg. Is anytwo not quite unconfused?

    Perhaps voting for !B:L wouldn't keep Zoidberg dead. Too bad he's still shoeless and hungry.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    I !retract Gleve

    I shall see how the stars unfold!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Framing Rygar? My vote for Ardor isn't not quite being non-unsubstantiated, and Rygar isn't perhaps turning out to not be a bad Zoidberg. Is anytwo not quite unconfused?
    ...

    ¿QUE?

    !Retract gleve and !vote crane because that's crazy talk!

    Crazy evil talk, woop woop woop!

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    cranehand2ndcomingcranehand2ndcoming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Me evil? But I'm American!

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Well at this point, I think it's pretty obvious that I'm a good Zoidberg, not an evil one.

    But the death of my king (takes crown back if possible) sickens me.

    SICKENS ME.

    Sickens me so much so that I could use a doctor to help get to those hard-to-reach places.

    Is there a doctor in the house, perhaps?

    By the way, Ardor has the right idea and you really should !vote Rygar.

    Squashua on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It would make sense, sorta, for a vote altering Zoidberg to vote early, because maybe that is part of his power or something, or maybe he is evil and wants to try and make a bandwagon really quick before one of his friends gets it. So I will vote for Rygar

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Seriously guys, am I the only one who keeps reading this?
    Gleve wrote: »
    Rygar, I suggest again, that you dont vote for me. Nor your friends.

    I am not bandwagoning, nor am I voting for a random person here.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2007
    Well I am not going to back in time for any of the Phallas, so I am going with the person with the most confusing stuff.

    I !vote for Crane to be made into appetizers!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Framing Rygar? My vote for Ardor isn't not quite being non-unsubstantiated, and Rygar isn't perhaps turning out to not be a bad Zoidberg. Is anytwo not quite unconfused?
    Me evil? But I'm American!
    Fellow Zoidbergs, we have two choices ahead of us.

    Rygar, a crawfish who can't even defend himself now.

    Or Crane, the one who voted for Gnasty and Ardor to die, and offers non-sensical reasons which doesn't explain why he's acting strange.


    Ok, I lied. There's only one choice: Crane.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    !I vote Crane. I don't know him very well, so that means he's evilll.

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    cranehand2ndcomingcranehand2ndcoming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Since when does cryptic and unfamiliar equal evil? I'm going to go with my instincts on this one, and !retract B:L and !vote Rygar. No more fooling around, I am no more evil than I am the 3rd coming of Cranehand. Trust me or no, certain parties on the good side may want to keep me around for some things.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This Zoidberg is not sure of what to do. I suppose it is with the stonecutter I will be going, as I can at least be sure she is good. !vote Cranehand2ndcoming.
    Plus the only 2nd coming we'll be seeing is mine, for I am Jesus zoidberg!

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    cranehand2ndcomingcranehand2ndcoming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Confusing speak patterns don't mean I'm evil considering the fact that I am Hobo Zoidberg. Even a nice guy like me can be somewhat cryptic when he's drunk and hungry all the time.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't know, Hobo Zoidberg sounds like someone who would turn evil quickly since all the other Zoidbergs aren't down on their luck.

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    cranehand2ndcomingcranehand2ndcoming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You've got me all wrong; I'm down on my luck, but my morals remain true. How do I expect my fellow Zoidberg to help me if I don't help my fellow Zoidberg?

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