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Science thread for space and earth and life and just all of that

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  • R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    You are all of you without exception prisoners of your own butts.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Buckaroo Banzai and the Prisoners of Uranus

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited April 7
    Fart stars to Uranus nice

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 7
    what if Uranus is actually Ur Anus and it was the very first butt, the butt by which all butts are judged

    edit: like The Traveler in Destiny, except for butts

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Well the documentary series Futurama assured me that at some point we get around to renaming it to Urectum. Much classier.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    How embarrassing

    Innermost inner core?

    None more inner?

    innermost core is bae (below all else)

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I was having a conversation today with a friend, who I have known for 25 years, when it was revealed she didn't know the sun is a star, and stars are suns. I'm not sure which of us was more shook by the revelation.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 10
    Fuck, that's such a cool thing to learn as a grown-ass adult. Can you imagine the sensation of that shift in perspective? I bet it's like doing a big stretch where three of your vertebrae you don't hear much from pop all at the same time, but in your goddamn brain.

    Anyway, I hope your friend enjoyed it and hasn't been driven hopelessly mad in the process.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I was having a conversation today with a friend, who I have known for 25 years, when it was revealed she didn't know the sun is a star, and stars are suns. I'm not sure which of us was more shook by the revelation.

    i mean both orbit the earth so lol not like either really matter

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Fuck, that's such a cool thing to learn as a grown-ass adult. Can you imagine the sensation of that shift in perspective? I bet it's like doing a big stretch where three of your vertebrae you don't hear much from pop all at the same time, but in your goddamn brain.

    Anyway, I hope your friend enjoyed it and hasn't been driven hopelessly mad in the process.

    I was 31 years old when I learned why a number to the power of 0 is 1 within the ruleset of maths, and the answer blew my mind.

    A number squared is a number times itself, a number to the first is a number times nothing, and a number to the 0 is a number divided by itself. It made me feel like an idiot more than it felt like a really satisfying adjustment, though.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    That just seems like a cheat by mathematicians who are scared of black holes, though.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    We should all be scared of black holes, Jed.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Psh. I'm bigger than them.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Fear not a b hole

  • SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Fuck, that's such a cool thing to learn as a grown-ass adult. Can you imagine the sensation of that shift in perspective? I bet it's like doing a big stretch where three of your vertebrae you don't hear much from pop all at the same time, but in your goddamn brain.

    Anyway, I hope your friend enjoyed it and hasn't been driven hopelessly mad in the process.

    I was 31 years old when I learned why a number to the power of 0 is 1 within the ruleset of maths, and the answer blew my mind.

    I was in my 40s when I found out quinoa isn’t pronounced “kwinowa”

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  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    I was having a conversation today with a friend, who I have known for 25 years, when it was revealed she didn't know the sun is a star, and stars are suns. I'm not sure which of us was more shook by the revelation.

    Wait till you explain Cthulhu and the other things that lie between the stars!

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So I tutor kids for work, right.

    One day I got off on a tangent and started talking about the science of black holes I understand and mentioned spaghettification.

    You will not believe what their new favorite word is.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    I was having a conversation today with a friend, who I have known for 25 years, when it was revealed she didn't know the sun is a star, and stars are suns. I'm not sure which of us was more shook by the revelation.

    Wait till you explain Cthulhu and the other things that lie between the stars!

    The conversation somehow moved on to densities and how water boils at different temperatures depending on your elevation, which she also didn't know and got quite angry about.

    She's really smart but her interest is all social history stuff (she works in a museum) and has just never been curious about science, I remember her hating the subject at school.

    Hmm, I should probably double check she knows the earth is round next time I see her.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    tell her how, relatively speaking, the Earth is smoother than a billiards ball. she's sure to hate that!

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    tell her how, relatively speaking, the Earth is smoother than a billiards ball. she's sure to hate that!

    I believe it's called a snooker ball in England.

  • R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    The Theia theory is my current favorite science nugget to enthuse about to vaguely befuddled people who are nodding politely while they humor the giant nerd.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    So I tutor kids for work, right.

    One day I got off on a tangent and started talking about the science of black holes I understand and mentioned spaghettification.

    You will not believe what their new favorite word is.

    Is it mustard?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    So I tutor kids for work, right.

    One day I got off on a tangent and started talking about the science of black holes I understand and mentioned spaghettification.

    You will not believe what their new favorite word is.

    Is it mustard?

    Tangent, doy.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I actually do word of the week with the kids and have been willing to hand out prizes to any kid who tells me the words and its definition before snack time on Friday and so far zero kids have done it, though a few were cognizant of the word at least when I reminded them of the game.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Cross posting from the other science thread.

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/may/12/astronomers-capture-largest-cosmic-explosion-ever-witnessed

    A fireball 100 times the size of the solar system.

    Been going on for three years now with no sign of stopping.

    During that time it has produced 100 times the energy output of the suns entire 10bn year life cycle.

    Every time humans try to imagine up a titanic explosion in a story the universe is just like hold my beer I got this.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    How does stuff falling into a hole count as an explosion?

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 12
    Lighting a match is also an explosion

    Frictive combustible material (the gas) + unimaginably strong friction (the pull of the black hole) = big bada boom

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  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    How does stuff falling into a hole count as an explosion?

    Because as it falls in it accelerates, and very fast moving gas particles will bump into each other, slowing down a bit and releasing a photon as the kinetic energy is converted to electromagnetic radiation, part of which will be in the visible wavelengths. Sufficient amounts of light can create not only radiative temperatures, but can actually create pressure. Expanding pressure waves, high temperatures, and extremely bright...sounds like an explosion to me!

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited May 12
    It accelerates to unimaginably ridiculous speeds, also. This ain't no water gurgling down the sink.

    Black holes eating gas and such produce ridiculous amounts of energy from all the gas and dust swirling around it, this is just....much much bigger.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    The Theia theory is my current favorite science nugget to enthuse about to vaguely befuddled people who are nodding politely while they humor the giant nerd.

    I like that this simulation has both planets basically liquify each other.
    https://youtu.be/kRlhlCWplqk

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    holy shit, that process happened over a scale of HOURS?

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Maybe. It's one possible version of events

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    https://theworld.org/stories/2023-04-05/new-research-shows-t-rex-had-lips
    Picture a Tyrannosaurus rex, that ferocious yet one of the most beloved dinosaurs. Most people will probably imagine a scaly giant with enormous fangs, visible even when its mouth is closed.

    This is the image of toothy predatory dinosaurs that popular culture has perpetuated for over 30 years.

    But our new study, published in Science, suggests that even the giant teeth of Tyrannosaurus would have been sheathed in scaly lips.

    So, TV's Dinosaurs had a more accurate depiction of a T-Rex than Jurassic Park, is what I'm getting from this

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I'm sure they mentioned 30 years specifically because that's when Jurassic Park came out, but until recently that's been the image of T-Rex since it was first discovered (which was in 1902 it turns out!)

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I do not understand why Science has launched a crusade against the innocent Tyrannosaurus Rex, attempting to de-kickassify it at every turn.

    Stop it, Science. Just because you have Neil DeGrasse Tyson doesn't mean you have to take it out on the things we love.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    T-rex did not have lips. T-rex did not have feathers. T-rex was an apex predator that traveled the plains alone, on a quest for cool vengeance. Every T-rex had a cool scar across one blind eye. T-rex had tons of T-rex Sex.

    These are facts that are in the Bible.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Dunno its a more stylish kinda kickass to me.

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    No more goofy ass teeth, but plus to suave murder looks.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    You get that pillowy, supple, extremely kissable lipped abomination out of this, The Science Thread.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Ah, I believe I understand the nature of your disturbance.

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