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[chat] Of Cthulhu

BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Who is the best and coolest Great Old One?

[chat] Of Cthulhu 78 votes

Cthulhu. Wings, octopus face, giant body. Classic.
19%
MrMisterNova_CRamiPeewiNo-QuarterKristmas KthulhuMazzyxMagellDelmaintinwhiskersNyogthaspool32knitdanmonkeykinsHerculePyro 15 votes
Nyarlathotep. Many faces, all terrifying. Like Dana Carvey in that movie about disguises.
20%
WeaverNoneoftheaboveElendilRhesus PositiveCaptain InertiaPowerpuppiesSleepJobless AnarchistAuralynxzepherin21stCenturydaveNYCShadowhopeDizzy DMsAnthropyMonwyn 16 votes
Shub-Niggurath. The black goat with a thousand young. A single parent just trying to get along.
12%
ZeroCowDemonStacey-Loki-HonkzekebeauBloodySlothLucedesmilskiCaptainBeyondAlexandier 10 votes
Yig. Snake god. Wriggly.
5%
Mojo_JojoMulysaSemproniusFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloudjungleroomx 4 votes
Azathoth. The blind idiot god, which seems like a needlessly ableist and rude way to describe him.
12%
QuidJacobkoshLoserForHireXAbdhyiusmysticjuicerEddyWinky38thDoeVoid SlayerTumin 10 votes
Chanus. Do you get it? Because he's so old, like a Great Old One. Does Chanus have tentacles?
29%
nexuscrawlerredxRichySanderJKsyndalisAimDoodmannElldrenbloodyroarxxHappylilElftyrannusVishNubHakkekageAegisBrodyemnmnmeArchTcheldorHahnsoo1Kamiro 23 votes
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Nyarlathotep. Many faces, all terrifying. Like Dana Carvey in that movie about disguises.
    I love Nyaruko, the anime girl from that thing that exists.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    All [chat] is pride [chat] in this house

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I love Nyaruko, the anime girl from that thing that exists.

    Yog Sothoth-chan

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    My favorite eldritch entity, Shibboleth

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Nyarlathotep. Many faces, all terrifying. Like Dana Carvey in that movie about disguises.
    My favorite eldritch entity, Shibboleth

    is that the one that if you pronounce it wrong makes you insane and if you pronounce it right makes you insane too?

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    My favorite eldritch entity, Shibboleth

    is that the one that if you pronounce it wrong makes you insane and if you pronounce it right makes you insane too?

    No, if you say it right you already are insane

    If you say it wrong, the insane will hunt you down and kill you or make you insane, too

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Chanus. Do you get it? Because he's so old, like a Great Old One. Does Chanus have tentacles?
    I wonder how many more polls it will take before the Chanus options stops being funny

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Shub-Niggurath. The black goat with a thousand young. A single parent just trying to get along.
    I really never could get over how slapstick and bad Cthulhu is in its titular story.

    I would have said Dagon.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Henry Nicholls is in the team because of his ass and he knows it. He’s been known to spend day-long sessions just squatting. When he’s at the stumps, the fielders are in complete awe and unable to focus which has been proven recently. How could they when the Mia Malkova of cricket is standing right before them, the only peaches they’ll be seeing that day.

    When he’s in the field just a slight flick of the buttock is enough to send him sailing sideways to make the catch. Batsmen undoubtedly have it in the back of their minds that they won’t get to see that prime rump till their or their mates wicket falls. And eventually like Shane Warne sending a text he knows he shouldn’t, they just can’t help it.

    God bless Henry Nicholls and god bless Henry Nicholls' ass.

    The shitposts in the cricket sub-reddit match thread are great.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Honk wrote: »
    I really never could get over how slapstick and bad Cthulhu is in its titular story.

    I would have said Dagon.

    He gets hit by a medium sized ship and goes home. Hardly the stuff of terrifying nightmares.

    It's one of the drawbacks of showing your unimaginable terrors which drive men mad. Once you show them and the reader just thinks hmmm so it's like an octopus on a wrestler it loses some of the eldritch glory. Having it be defeated and driven back into slumber by something so trivial as kinetic force is also disappointing. Far better is the climax of At The Mountains Of Madness, where someone looks back at the presumed form of an Old One and is driven mad, but we never find out what they saw.

  • CaptainBeyondCaptainBeyond I've been out walking Registered User regular
    Shub-Niggurath. The black goat with a thousand young. A single parent just trying to get along.
    I like goats! There are some wild goats on a rocky cliff near here, I've nearly gone off the road a couple of times trying to spot them.

    I don't think there are a thousand though.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Shub-Niggurath. The black goat with a thousand young. A single parent just trying to get along.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I really never could get over how slapstick and bad Cthulhu is in its titular story.

    I would have said Dagon.

    He gets hit by a medium sized ship and goes home. Hardly the stuff of terrifying nightmares.

    It's one of the drawbacks of showing your unimaginable terrors which drive men mad. Once you show them and the reader just thinks hmmm so it's like an octopus on a wrestler it loses some of the eldritch glory. Having it be defeated and driven back into slumber by something so trivial as kinetic force is also disappointing. Far better is the climax of At The Mountains Of Madness, where someone looks back at the presumed form of an Old One and is driven mad, but we never find out what they saw.

    Laurel and Hardy and Cthulhu.

    I really need to reread Mountains of Madness, I don’t really remember much of it apart from being one of my favorites.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    You know what series does Eldritch horror pretty well.

    Laundry Files.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Nyarlathotep. Many faces, all terrifying. Like Dana Carvey in that movie about disguises.
    Nyarlathotep, based on the Great Old One that has granted me victory in board games

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Cthulhu. Wings, octopus face, giant body. Classic.
    I picked the only one I know

    The goat one sounds cool but has an unfortunate name

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Chanus. Do you get it? Because he's so old, like a Great Old One. Does Chanus have tentacles?
    When I was a 15ish my buddy’s parents rang a CoC campaign for us

    I was a bush pilot

    Those people were the coolest parents the were super into board games and tabletop stuff not GW stuff tho well that’s a lie we played Epic for a while there

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I picked the only one I know

    The goat one sounds cool but has an unfortunate name

    I think most people go for "Shub ni GOOR ath" as a pronunciation for that reason

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Azathoth. The blind idiot god, which seems like a needlessly ableist and rude way to describe him.
    Sure, a thousand young

    But two thousand tiddy

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus. Do you get it? Because he's so old, like a Great Old One. Does Chanus have tentacles?
    No love for Yog Sogoth?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Chanus. Do you get it? Because he's so old, like a Great Old One. Does Chanus have tentacles?
    'Don't grow up Trap'?

    Is the kid named Trap?

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Zavian wrote: »
    who would win in a fight: Chaos Gods or Cthulhu Mythos Gods

    Khorne feels a bit route one to beat unknowable Gods that drive men mad. It's all very well being powerful and bloodthirsty but you're going to need to bring more to the table, especially if the fight is on a non-Euclidean battlefield. Slaneesh wouldn't want to fight and instead rolls to seduce Cthulhu. Tzeentch feels like they'd fit right in with the unknowable, ever-changing hosts of the Great Old Ones and starts a small magic shop with Nyarlathotep, happy to find a kindred spirit at last. Everyone avoids Nurgle, who is gross.

    It's a draw.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Nyarlathotep. Many faces, all terrifying. Like Dana Carvey in that movie about disguises.
    Papa Nurgle wins in the end, as all things decay

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    "Grow your own corn with this One Simple Hack"

    guys is the hack "grow corn"????

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Chanus. Do you get it? Because he's so old, like a Great Old One. Does Chanus have tentacles?
    Have some pug

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Cthulhu. Wings, octopus face, giant body. Classic.
    "Wear badly-fitted shoes"

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Nyarlathotep. Many faces, all terrifying. Like Dana Carvey in that movie about disguises.
    Papa Nurgle wins in the end, as all things decay

    what about Twinkiees?

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    "Grow your own corn with this One Simple Hack"

    guys is the hack "grow corn"????

    The hack is the combine blade hitting the stalk

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I just remembered that there was a Real Ghostbusters episode where they fight Cthulhu and beat him with a rollercoaster.

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Azathoth. The blind idiot god, which seems like a needlessly ableist and rude way to describe him.
    I adversely possess the ripe cornfields by squatting as a scarecrow

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