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"Sorry I'm late" and other [Petty Complaints] ITT

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  • asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    edited February 1
    I live in Texas and there's been an ice storm and I gotta say, Texas was even less prepared for this than I thought, and I didn't have high expectations before

    I'm from Illinois so I have seen bad weather and bad roads, but here, in the richer part of the Dallas area, these are the worst iced up roads I have ever seen.

    They did nothing! Not even a light salting on the main roads! The roads are all covered in glossy, smooth ice, I was questioning if my little car could make it up gentle slopes because of how slippery it was.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    asofyeun wrote: »
    I live in Texas and there's been an ice storm and I gotta say, Texas was even less prepared for this than I thought, and I didn't have high expectations before

    I'm from Illinois so I have seen bad weather and bad roads, but here, in the richer part of the Dallas area, these are the worst iced up roads I have ever seen.

    They did nothing! Not even a light salting on the main roads! The roads are all covered in glossy, smooth ice, I was questioning if my little car could make it up gentle slopes because of how slippery it was.

    I live about 50 minutes southwest of Fort Worth and yeah, ain't got shit for our roads out in the country. Just gotta hope enough people have previously driven where you're going so that the thick layer of ice is broken up. Luckily I live only 8 miles from the plant I work at so it's not an issue for me to get to work, but some of my coworkers live up in the DFW area and they stayed the night here last night. I offered my spare bedroom but had no takers for some reason

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Someone may want to shave their genitals for a variety of reasons.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    You haven't experienced a real itch until you've experienced day two-three ball-stubble itch, IMO

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    You haven't experienced a real itch until you've experienced day two-three ball-stubble itch, IMO

    Speaking from personal experience butthole stubble is right up there with it.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Nair you balls you cowards

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  • asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    I live in Texas and there's been an ice storm and I gotta say, Texas was even less prepared for this than I thought, and I didn't have high expectations before

    I'm from Illinois so I have seen bad weather and bad roads, but here, in the richer part of the Dallas area, these are the worst iced up roads I have ever seen.

    They did nothing! Not even a light salting on the main roads! The roads are all covered in glossy, smooth ice, I was questioning if my little car could make it up gentle slopes because of how slippery it was.

    I live about 50 minutes southwest of Fort Worth and yeah, ain't got shit for our roads out in the country. Just gotta hope enough people have previously driven where you're going so that the thick layer of ice is broken up. Luckily I live only 8 miles from the plant I work at so it's not an issue for me to get to work, but some of my coworkers live up in the DFW area and they stayed the night here last night. I offered my spare bedroom but had no takers for some reason

    You missed out on the workplace orgy

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Nair you balls you cowards

    i learned my lesson the first time thanks

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Put yer gawdamn bowls, in the gawdamn

    Box o pain

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Nair you balls you cowards

    I have something for this- it's super gross!
    Caught a yeast infection on the side of my junk from an ex in my early twenties. Not wanting to go to the doctor, but wanting to help the spot "breathe" (I made some pretty stellar life decisions back then), I had the genius notion to Nair my pubic area. Felt it start burning after a few minutes, then more, then it started to hurt. It got so bad I had to completely strip naked and jump in the shower, trying to desperately to clean the stuff off as my hair sloughed off and my infection roiled. The entire area looked like a chemical burn for like, four days afterwards

    Nair with care, everybody!

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    You haven't experienced a real itch until you've experienced day two-three ball-stubble itch, IMO

    I shaved the entirety of that area as a teenager because I wanted to see how different it would feel. I did this during summer because I'm an idiot.

    Combine the stubble with copious amounts of sweat from living in the literal Mojave Desert with 100+ degree days daily.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Nair you balls you cowards

    I have something for this- it's super gross!
    Caught a yeast infection on the side of my junk from an ex in my early twenties. Not wanting to go to the doctor, but wanting to help the spot "breathe" (I made some pretty stellar life decisions back then), I had the genius notion to Nair my pubic area. Felt it start burning after a few minutes, then more, then it started to hurt. It got so bad I had to completely strip naked and jump in the shower, trying to desperately to clean the stuff off as my hair sloughed off and my infection roiled. The entire area looked like a chemical burn for like, four days afterwards

    Nair with care, everybody!

    I did the same thing to my face. It said to leave it on for like 3-4 minutes or something, but at the 2 minute mark it suddenly started to burn super badly. I ran back into the bathroom to wash it off but the shit seemed to stick and I had to just scrape it off with a towel. Lost several lays of skin off my face, and it oozed and scabbed over and I looked like Freddy fucking Krueger. It didn't even remove any of my hair

    The silliest thing is that it wasn't the first time I tried Nair! The first time I used it to try and get rid of arm hair but it just burned and didn't remove any hair then either! Didn't melt my skin so bad I oozed tho

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    I've always thought it felt nice, but I've never had stubble itches.

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Doesn't Nair explicitly say not to use it on pubic areas?

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Doesn't Nair explicitly say not to use it on pubic areas?

    And the face. Both are different types of hair than the body. When i was younger I Naired my back a few times before i succumbed to the inevitable and let myself go full squatch.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Doesn't Nair explicitly say not to use it on pubic areas?
    Please note that Nair™ for the bikini area can be used in grooming hair around the genitals but should not be used directly on the genitals

    So, I wasn't technically on city property, but I was driving circles around the courthouse

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Doesn't Nair explicitly say not to use it on pubic areas?
    Please note that Nair™ for the bikini area can be used in grooming hair around the genitals but should not be used directly on the genitals

    So, I wasn't technically on city property, but I was driving circles around the courthouse

    This is a delightful turn of phrase.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I don't shave my balls super regularly but I've done it plenty throughout my life, only nicked myself a couple of times and to be honest if I had a choice I'd rather nick my balls than my face, didn't hurt nearly as much as I would have thought.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I'm smooth as a motherfuckin dolphin down there. Only there though because I'm a hairy, hairy man.

    But holy shit is my junkular region aerodynamic. I cut through the water like a fuckin schooner. 31,100 tonnes of displacement like the Lusitania yo. Getting blown like it's a false flag to bring the Allies into the war.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Duck needs to see a vet soon

    But it's a two person job to wrestle him into his carrier

    So I haven't scheduled yet because I don't know when I'll be able to have someone help.

    I should call tomorrow though I imagine it'll be more than a month out.

    I'm just so overwhelmed with all the shit I've had to do without help from my mom since her surgery. She's recovering well at least...

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    That abscess of mine ended up healing pretty nicely, but now I have a similar spot on the back of my opposite leg, right near my butt. It hasn't turned into anything yet, but the soreness and general feel of it is very similar.

    If I suddenly just have chronic abscesses for the rest of my life I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    You haven't experienced a real itch until you've experienced day two-three ball-stubble itch, IMO

    I shaved the entirety of that area as a teenager because I wanted to see how different it would feel. I did this during summer because I'm an idiot.

    Combine the stubble with copious amounts of sweat from living in the literal Mojave Desert with 100+ degree days daily.

    I did a similar thing as a teen and had a pretty miserable afternoon mowing a large lawn during a muggy Manitoba summer.

    Ball and buttcrack stubble just grinding away.

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  • ThroThro [email protected] Registered User regular
    Duck needs to see a vet soon

    But it's a two person job to wrestle him into his carrier

    So I haven't scheduled yet because I don't know when I'll be able to have someone help.

    I should call tomorrow though I imagine it'll be more than a month out.

    I'm just so overwhelmed with all the shit I've had to do without help from my mom since her surgery. She's recovering well at least...
    Is this a dog with an unusual name or an unusually strong mallard?

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    A very good cat

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    A very good cat

    We learned the trick to dealing with cats who don't want to go into the carrier: dump them into a pillowcase first then put that inside the carrier. Or wrap them up in some other kind of cloth to make a purrito and place that inside.

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    A very good cat

    We learned the trick to dealing with cats who don't want to go into the carrier: dump them into a pillowcase first then put that inside the carrier. Or wrap them up in some other kind of cloth to make a purrito and place that inside.

    This. Someone here helped me save my cats during a wildfire evacuation a few years ago by teaching me the kitty burrito. Get a big towel and wrap the cat. It'll freeze and even if it doesn't its wrapped in a towel, then you shove the whole thing in the carrier.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Kitty burrito sounds like a phrase adults would come up with to talk about a vagina without the kids knowing.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    A very good cat

    We learned the trick to dealing with cats who don't want to go into the carrier: dump them into a pillowcase first then put that inside the carrier. Or wrap them up in some other kind of cloth to make a purrito and place that inside.

    I wish I'd known this years back. The cat I was attempting to put in the carrier whipped around so fast and clawed my inner forearms so badly that it looked like I'd slit my wrists properly. I dropped the cat, wrapped my dripping forearms in paper towels, then grabbed the cat and not-so-gently stuffed him inside the carrier. Drove to the vet and set him on the counter with the paper towels completely soaked through and blood dripping everywhere and just growled at the vet techs, "He's your problem now." One of them actually screamed 😂

    Then I laughed and the techs were sweet and helped me clean and bandage my arms. When they were done examining the cat (I think he was in for a possible bladder infection or something, I forget) they told me they had no issues getting him in the carrier, that he was so sweet, etc. Stupid cat. I still have scars on my wrists and forearms from that day that make me look like I was a cutter.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited February 3
    they're always so pleasant to the vet, and you're like "he's a little hellbeast, I promise." and they're all snugglin' the vet and shit

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    that's my boy Alan, the most anxious of the cats, and he is actually the best with the carrier. when we're in my car, he doesn't need it, as shown.

    he doesn't enjoy it by any means, that's hair is all anxiety shedding from being manhandled.

    edit: I am glad at least one of my cats is cool in the car, that'll make bringing him with when I have to flee the Water Raiders and cannibals much easier

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  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    asofyeun wrote: »
    I live in Texas and there's been an ice storm and I gotta say, Texas was even less prepared for this than I thought, and I didn't have high expectations before

    I'm from Illinois so I have seen bad weather and bad roads, but here, in the richer part of the Dallas area, these are the worst iced up roads I have ever seen.

    They did nothing! Not even a light salting on the main roads! The roads are all covered in glossy, smooth ice, I was questioning if my little car could make it up gentle slopes because of how slippery it was.

    They likely don't own any salt trucks because these freezes were rare in Texas.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Kitty burrito sounds like a phrase adults would come up with to talk about a vagina without the kids knowing.

    god bless you forever

  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Tynnan wrote: »
    A very good cat

    We learned the trick to dealing with cats who don't want to go into the carrier: dump them into a pillowcase first then put that inside the carrier. Or wrap them up in some other kind of cloth to make a purrito and place that inside.

    I wish I'd known this years back. The cat I was attempting to put in the carrier whipped around so fast and clawed my inner forearms so badly that it looked like I'd slit my wrists properly. I dropped the cat, wrapped my dripping forearms in paper towels, then grabbed the cat and not-so-gently stuffed him inside the carrier. Drove to the vet and set him on the counter with the paper towels completely soaked through and blood dripping everywhere and just growled at the vet techs, "He's your problem now." One of them actually screamed 😂

    Then I laughed and the techs were sweet and helped me clean and bandage my arms. When they were done examining the cat (I think he was in for a possible bladder infection or something, I forget) they told me they had no issues getting him in the carrier, that he was so sweet, etc. Stupid cat. I still have scars on my wrists and forearms from that day that make me look like I was a cutter.

    I have exactly that set of scars from nearly exactly that scenario, high five!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Taliskitty used to have to go to the vet every couple of weeks when she was a kitten, and would start hiding in anticipation

    I'd then make sure to contain her in rooms with no hiding places beforehand, but that just meant she'd start hiding earlier

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Duck is like 20 pounds of mostly muscle so it makes it quite difficult to catch him even with the towel trick

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    I live in Texas and there's been an ice storm and I gotta say, Texas was even less prepared for this than I thought, and I didn't have high expectations before

    I'm from Illinois so I have seen bad weather and bad roads, but here, in the richer part of the Dallas area, these are the worst iced up roads I have ever seen.

    They did nothing! Not even a light salting on the main roads! The roads are all covered in glossy, smooth ice, I was questioning if my little car could make it up gentle slopes because of how slippery it was.

    They likely don't own any salt trucks because these freezes were rare in Texas.

    Yeah. Though it should be noted that even in MN we can get ice storms bad enough to shut down the major highways for a day.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I've only had to take my kitties to the vet once (they're ~8mo old now) but ever since bringing them home I just leave their carriers out so they can use them as play areas/mini-lairs, so when I did go to put them in they didn't put up any fuss at all. But they're also pretty damn tame in general compared to other cats their age, so I think I probably just lucked out.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    My pulmonologist gave me a order for a disabled parking placard...

    But also a bunch of new medicine to hopefully help with this asthma

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    they're always so pleasant to the vet, and you're like "he's a little hellbeast, I promise." and they're all snugglin' the vet and shit

    Back when we had three cats and we'd take them for checkups all at once, my wife would offer the vet to choose which he'd like to see first by asking "Mild, medium or spicy?"

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    This new daily inhaler he gave me a sample unit of is bizarre

    It's called sprivita or something and it puts out a mist?

    And I think it's pressurized because it has this weird safety latch mechanism and you turn it to dispense a dose which pushes the tiny canister further into the unit?

    It's kinda cool actually but I'm betting it's expensive and probably not going to be covered by my insurance after these samples what with all the moving parts and all.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Heffling wrote: »
    asofyeun wrote: »
    I live in Texas and there's been an ice storm and I gotta say, Texas was even less prepared for this than I thought, and I didn't have high expectations before

    I'm from Illinois so I have seen bad weather and bad roads, but here, in the richer part of the Dallas area, these are the worst iced up roads I have ever seen.

    They did nothing! Not even a light salting on the main roads! The roads are all covered in glossy, smooth ice, I was questioning if my little car could make it up gentle slopes because of how slippery it was.

    They likely don't own any salt trucks because these freezes were rare in Texas.

    Yeah. Though it should be noted that even in MN we can get ice storms bad enough to shut down the major highways for a day.

    The worst ice storm we have had here in Ontario and Quebec was 1998, when the ice was so bad it full out broke infrastructure

    Whole hydro power towers folding over, cables so heavy with ice they snapped

    Took weeks to sort out the damage and restore power
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