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"Sorry I'm late" and other [Petty Complaints] ITT

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    Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    People who put cups and glasses in dishwashers facing up. What do they expect to happen? They'll drain like that scene with the sentient water in 'The Abyss'?

    Look, I get that, in an infinite universe, it might be possible for the force of gravity to suddenly invert every trillion years or so, purely on faith alone, but your empirical testing here seems to have resulted in a null hypothesis; and also, now my feet are fucking soaking wet, and nothing has cleaned properly, asshole.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I signed up to Instagram and I don't get it and it makes me feel old.

    This time I am very confident to inform you that it is, in fact, the children who are wrong.

    Instagram has a very specific use case and 94% of the people on the Gram do not need to be there.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Okay yeah I feel like I'm coming down with something today

    Great. Fantastic.

    I've got too much shit to do to be getting sick.

    I have to get groceries, do dishes, go to the Laundromat so I have clean clothes to take showers, I've got a party I'm supposed to go to this Saturday, go to the pharmacy again, sort my pills into pill planners, fill my gas tank up... Etcetera same so on.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I did something to a muscle on my neck Saturday. Still hurts. Last night was real rough since it only hurts when I turn my head to the extreme right or left and apparently that is the only way I sleep. Eventually created a little vise out of a blanket to just grip my head straight.

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Pretty sure my son broke his finger Friday night. He was playing a VR game called gorilla tag, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and in his flailing managed to smash his hand against his desk. It is still swollen pretty badly now and he has a lot of pain trying to move it. Going to take him to an after hours clinic after work tonight and try to get an x-ray done.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    Pretty sure my son broke his finger Friday night. He was playing a VR game called gorilla tag, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and in his flailing managed to smash his hand against his desk. It is still swollen pretty badly now and he has a lot of pain trying to move it. Going to take him to an after hours clinic after work tonight and try to get an x-ray done.

    Yeah, once when I was playing Gorn I threw a haymaker and completely smashed my wife's computer monitor off her desk. Thought I broke my finger and her monitor, but somehow both were fine. Seeing her monitor swinging off her desk by it's cables was pretty funny though

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    furlion wrote: »
    Pretty sure my son broke his finger Friday night. He was playing a VR game called gorilla tag, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and in his flailing managed to smash his hand against his desk. It is still swollen pretty badly now and he has a lot of pain trying to move it. Going to take him to an after hours clinic after work tonight and try to get an x-ray done.

    Yeah, once when I was playing Gorn I threw a haymaker and completely smashed my wife's computer monitor off her desk. Thought I broke my finger and her monitor, but somehow both were fine. Seeing her monitor swinging off her desk by it's cables was pretty funny though

    There is an entire Reddit devoted to VR related injuries called VR to ER. He also broke his 4th controller. 75 a piece for those fucking things and they cave at the slightest hit.

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    More in keeping with the threads theme, I was really hoping the Harry Potter game would be bad. It would have still sold well but maybe it would but have prevented there being a sequel.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The Laundromat is so boring

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    The Laundromat is so boring

    how many of the rides have you gone on

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The Laundromat is so boring

    how many of the rides have you gone on

    This one doesn't have any

    Also I think I'm probably a couple hundred pounds over the weight limit for those kinds of things

    I might get myself a soda here shortly though

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I wish they had a bubble bobble machine like when I was a kid and went to the laundromat with my mom.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The Laundromat is so boring

    how many of the rides have you gone on

    This one doesn't have any

    Also I think I'm probably a couple hundred pounds over the weight limit for those kinds of things

    I might get myself a soda here shortly though

    au contraire mon frere

    every dryer set to air dry is an experience waiting for you

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I miss arcade machines just being places like grocery stores, restaurants and laundromats

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I miss arcade machines just being places like grocery stores, restaurants and laundromats

    The old pizza hut in the day of bookit and red plastic soda cups had a mortal Kombat 2 machine near the cashier station

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I miss arcade machines just being places like grocery stores, restaurants and laundromats

    I used to beg my mom to bring me with her to Walmart because they had the Ninja Turtles arcade machine at the front of the store and I could just go to town on that for like half an hour while she shopped.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    I miss arcade machines just being places like grocery stores, restaurants and laundromats

    The old pizza hut in the day of bookit and red plastic soda cups had a mortal Kombat 2 machine near the cashier station

    Ours had UN Squadron iirc.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    The restaurant/bar my parents went to had a Pac Man machine built into one of the tables and they served me unlimited Shirley Temples

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I miss arcade machines just being places like grocery stores, restaurants and laundromats

    The old pizza hut in the day of bookit and red plastic soda cups had a mortal Kombat 2 machine near the cashier station

    Ours had UN Squadron iirc.

    Hot damn, I've never seen this in arcade form, but played constantly on the SNES.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    The restaurant/bar my parents went to had a Pac Man machine built into one of the tables and they served me unlimited Shirley Temples

    good lord

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Our Walmart had a Star Wars arcade cabinet that was an on rails FPS and it fuckin rules.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The Laundromat did have cans of black cherry Vernors

    And I've never had it before but it's really really good

    I dare say as good as cheer wine

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The hair salon where my aunt got her hair cut had a Playchoice 10 cabinet as well as Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja. And they were free.

    Needless to say, my cousin and I were always extremely willing to go run Amarillo errands with her whenever she was getting her hair did.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    We are supposed to get wind gusts up to almost 60mph tomorrow

    That sucks I hope our power stays working

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    We are supposed to get wind gusts up to almost 60mph tomorrow

    That sucks I hope our power stays working

    go out and fight the wind

    show it who's boss

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    We are supposed to get wind gusts up to almost 60mph tomorrow

    That sucks I hope our power stays working

    go out and fight the wind

    show it who's boss

    Like that Roman emperor who told his dudes to go out and kick the oceans ass for a while?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Vi-king, thank you very much.

    King Canute.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
    Nah, Caligula I think had a legion fight the English Channel and gather sea shells as their spoils of war.

    Kane Red Robe on
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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Our Walmart had a Star Wars arcade cabinet that was an on rails FPS and it fuckin rules.

    I remember there was a new star wars arcade cabinet sometime after Disneyland added Star Tours at the adjacent "Starcade," it was like $1 per life, which was exorbitant on my kid's allowance at the time

    Saw it decades later at the local barcade for only a quarter! Though it was a barcade so I still couldn't beat it after a beer or 5, but still.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    "let's go!" Is such a low effort rallying cry, I wish popular sports media would come up with something else.

    It's still a low effort rallying cry when someone screams it at the top of their lungs with bulging forehead veins

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Our Walmart had a Star Wars arcade cabinet that was an on rails FPS and it fuckin rules.

    I remember there was a new star wars arcade cabinet sometime after Disneyland added Star Tours at the adjacent "Starcade," it was like $1 per life, which was exorbitant on my kid's allowance at the time

    Saw it decades later at the local barcade for only a quarter! Though it was a barcade so I still couldn't beat it after a beer or 5, but still.

    I took a buddy of mine to a barcade in Nashville while we were at a conference and they had a X Men cabinet and I was like, hold on a second. I posted up as Nightcrawler and absolutely destroyed that entire game on I think a single continue.

    He was very much not impressed.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I got a deep muscle knot on my right scapula and I just want to lay on foam roller or tennis ball or corner of an angle iron until I die.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Looks like I need to buy a better drill some safety glasses and a screw extraction kit because the head of this one is rounded all to hell and I can't get it out any other way

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Looks like I need to buy a better drill some safety glasses and a screw extraction kit because the head of this one is rounded all to hell and I can't get it out any other way

    If you've got a Dremel or a rotary tool of some kind you could use a cutting wheel to carve a straight notch and then a regular flathead screw driver to get it out. Or a hacksaw

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Looks like I need to buy a better drill some safety glasses and a screw extraction kit because the head of this one is rounded all to hell and I can't get it out any other way

    If you've got a Dremel or a rotary tool of some kind you could use a cutting wheel to carve a straight notch and then a regular flathead screw driver to get it out. Or a hacksaw

    Not enough of the screw exposed for a hacksaw and no Dremel.

    It's already a flathead screw too. I think maybe my drivers are all to narrow to fit the channel that was already there and that led to the rounding off that happened. The first two screws worked out fine though. Just this last one is fighting me. And I've spent 2 hours trying at it.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Got a pic?

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    A rubber band between the screwdriver tip and the screw has saved me from having to use the screw extractor a few times

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Got a pic?
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    That one

    Part of the problem is also the drive shaft rotating as I've tried to get get torque on the screw. So I have to hold that in place with a pair of pliers and one the other hand for the screwdriver.

    But you can also see it's pretty deeply recessed in the burr there so cutting into it at all is pretty much a no go unless I go straight down with a screw extractor bit and hope my little Walmart hypertough drill is up to it torque wise

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I got a deep muscle knot on my right scapula and I just want to lay on foam roller or tennis ball or corner of an angle iron until I die.

    I've never been aware of a knot in any of my muscles. I'm not sure what that feels like. And I don't want to find out because once I know I will probably realise my entire skeleton is wrapped in a single giant knot.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I got a deep muscle knot on my right scapula and I just want to lay on foam roller or tennis ball or corner of an angle iron until I die.

    I've never been aware of a knot in any of my muscles. I'm not sure what that feels like. And I don't want to find out because once I know I will probably realise my entire skeleton is wrapped in a single giant knot.

    It feels like somebody is just kinda constantly pushing into the space between my spine and shoulder blade with their knuckles.

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