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Penny Arcade - Comic - Skipr
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Well, what I really want is to be able to skip as fast as I want but also for it to be archived so I can go back and read it if I accidentally skipped something important
The other thing that I want, but almost never get, is the ability to pause cutscenes without skipping them!
But I prefer that the writing *doesn't* make me want to skip it if at all possible.
Treat them like the videos they are. Pause, reset, rewind, fast forward, and skip. I get that some implementations of this might be next to impossible. But if your cut scenes never have anything so cool a player might want to see it again, why did you even make it a cut scene?
-Tycho Brahe
It's skippable!
Pursuant to this, for the love of god don't make people sit through a cutscene for each attempt at a boss fight. Just make a temporary checkpoint after the cutscene, so it only shows once per play session.
Some combination of these would be ideal.
I fucken hate those two features not being standard anymore.
Just for starters, and the easiest example, I have no idea what "VN" means in the context of gaming.
Also, I assume "Fucking try to avoid those mechanics, now" is hyperbole? I've never even played a deckbuilding game. Okay, I played the Star Wars CCG once. But I didn't build my own deck.
Powers &8^]
It's not hyperbole for Jerry. He's been hip deep in deckbuilding games forever. They attack his weak point for massive damage. There are no shortage of them. If you read the newsposts with any regularity, you'll have seen him mention them dozens of times. Steam shows over 500 games with the "card game" and "deckbuilding" tags.
But yeah, there's more pure-ish deck builders like StS, Vault of the Void, etc but also just a ton of games of various genres which have "card mechanics" because it turns out cards/decks/hands are a very convenient way to represent powers abd stuff.
My interests are very well defined and I'm an old out of touch gamer.
Jerry forces me to broaden my horizons, or at the very least it forces me to encounter concepts and ideas that I never would have known about otherwise.
Yeah, nah, Americans aren't to blame for people wanting to skip hours of tedious scenes. The vast majority of games have at best mediocre writing.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2021/07/26/skip
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So does Death's Door and Have a Nice Death.
I thought he was supposed to be Jerry at first. And then several additional times rereading the comic. Because of the ol' "retina" version.