Ok, so Iron Chef is like the best show ever. Chairman Kaga is so much my hero. I will never get tired of this show. So discuss the awesome that is this show.
Iron Chef has always been one of my favorite things ever. I've been watching it for years and years and years, and have seen every single god damned episode. I even have the book.
Guys, can you imagine how awesome it would be if in the future they make it so that the television creates the food the Iron chefs have made so the user at home could sample? Kinda like wonkavision meets that replicator shit from Star Trek.
That would be so Goddamn awesome. I could take a bite, turn to my friends and say (with a dubbed over voice that is much more audially handsome) "The food feels well enough on the tongue, but I'm not entirely sure the taste lives up to the texture" at which point my friends would headbob like Japanese people and go "hmm yes I agree" with sexy womanvoice.
Guys, can you imagine how awesome it would be if in the future they make it so that the television creates the food the Iron chefs have made so the user at home could sample? Kinda like wonkavision meets that replicator shit from Star Trek.
That would be so Goddamn awesome. I could take a bite, turn to my friends and say (with a dubbed over voice that is much more audially handsome) "The food feels well enough on the tongue, but I'm not entirely sure the taste lives up to the texture" at which point my friends would headbob like Japanese people and go "hmm yes I agree" with sexy womanvoice.
Guys, can you imagine how awesome it would be if in the future they make it so that the television creates the food the Iron chefs have made so the user at home could sample? Kinda like wonkavision meets that replicator shit from Star Trek.
That would be so Goddamn awesome. I could take a bite, turn to my friends and say (with a dubbed over voice that is much more audially handsome) "The food feels well enough on the tongue, but I'm not entirely sure the taste lives up to the texture" at which point my friends would headbob like Japanese people and go "hmm yes I agree" with sexy womanvoice.
what
Thats the best use of wonka vision I've ever heard of, other than sending little tiny whores to lick my penis.
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edited June 2007
Iron Chef French (specifically Hiroyuki Sakai) wasn't known for being undefeated, but he WAS known for being defeated only like 4 or 5 times or something ridiculously low, and he never lost a seafood battle. Ever. American doesn't count, because they're all a bunch of narrow-minded retards.
Iron Chef French (specifically Hiroyuki Sakai) wasn't known for being undefeated, but he WAS known for being defeated only like 4 or 5 times or something ridiculously low, and he never lost a seafood battle. Ever. American doesn't count, because they're all a bunch of narrow-minded retards.
Oh. The last time I watch one with him in it they were yelling about how he was undefeated. Might've been an old one.
The American one is a disgrace. I can't remember the episode, but I remember watching this one where the Iron Chef used like $1000 in truffles in his dish.
$1000....of truffles
and the best the one ditz judge could muster for a comment is it's very mushroomy.
WELL NO SHIT. THE CHEF JUST USED $1000 WORTH OF TRUFFLES YOU DUMB BITCH. Try and at least use a real word, or dignify the dish with some sort of description.
Granted that much truffle would be rather mushroomy.
ok now that I've made that comment, I really want to see an episode of Iron Chef American where one chef uses Marijuana in one of his dishes, and the other uses Shrooms.
Or they could just do what bender did and use LSD.
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but iron chef america makes me go
huh....
even with alton brown
BLIND.
Then my work here is done.
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Chef ramsy is an evil bastard.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
That would be so Goddamn awesome. I could take a bite, turn to my friends and say (with a dubbed over voice that is much more audially handsome) "The food feels well enough on the tongue, but I'm not entirely sure the taste lives up to the texture" at which point my friends would headbob like Japanese people and go "hmm yes I agree" with sexy womanvoice.
what
Thats the best use of wonka vision I've ever heard of, other than sending little tiny whores to lick my penis.
Haha. Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your Star Trek fantasy.
With sexy womanvoice.
Oh. The last time I watch one with him in it they were yelling about how he was undefeated. Might've been an old one.
And yeah, the American version has no soul.
$1000....of truffles
and the best the one ditz judge could muster for a comment is it's very mushroomy.
WELL NO SHIT. THE CHEF JUST USED $1000 WORTH OF TRUFFLES YOU DUMB BITCH. Try and at least use a real word, or dignify the dish with some sort of description.
Granted that much truffle would be rather mushroomy.
I don't like mushrooms.
I never finish anyth
I never finish anyth
I just dont see whats so entertaining
*Curls into a ball*
Or they could just do what bender did and use LSD.
I never finish anyth
I never finish anyth
IROAWWWN
COOOOKARUUUUU!
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