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[Phalla] Steamworld: Mafia - Game Over

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  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    I uh... fell... *up* the stairs.

    I know that all too well! Damn stairs trip ya both ways!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Opening Narration

    The small nameless mining town existed on the outskirts of space. There was nothing else on their planet that they knew of. Just an endless desert and some ore. The best of which was taken by the awful royalists. They taxed the town until there was nothing of value left. Then they taxed the town until they were on the brink of starvation. Suddenly they left. The townsfolk were too tired to cheer. Could they rebuild their life with the scraps they had left? Or would they succumb to the elements. And what of the criminal element the royalists said they were keeping away? Would they come back? What about legendary monsters made of a nonmetallic substance? Did they exist? It was a going to be a rough week for the simple suspicious people of the mining town.

    Game has officially started. The first day will end in 26.5 hours. There are currently NO replacements so failing to be present will kill you.

    IF YOU DID NOT GET A PM LET ME KNOW. I am having something of a crazy week so I'll apologize for any delays or issues that come from running this game in advance.

    38thDoE on steam
    🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀
    
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Great! The game has started!! So, if @kime and the rest of our mafia buddies could contact me that would be lovely!!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Any special mechanics?

  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    The real mafia are the enemies we made along the way.

    Or CJ, but probably the first one.

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    Any special mechanics?

    There is currently nothing active on a game wide level.

    38thDoE on steam
    🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀
    
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    mamawolf the game has started!


    Or @mamawolf or however this works

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Great! The game has started!! So, if kime and the rest of our mafia buddies could contact me that would be lovely!!

    Yeah I'll make a proboard or something here later today and invite you and the rest of our mafia friends.

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    mamawolf[/color] the game has started!


    Or @mamawolf or however this works

    Aww Discrider I knew you would forget about me!!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Or discrider

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    LostNinja wrote: »
    The real mafia are the enemies we made along the way.

    Or CJ, but probably the first one.

    Nothing like a good quid pro quo to start things off, eh !LostNinja? :)

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    So many choices! I will go chamberlain to be different. I mean they're totally mafia.

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Beep boop purchase my wares!

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    The town was taxed to oblivion and back and you have WARES??

    suspicious but also Gizzy...

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    That said, I would like to peruse said wares!

    Whatcha got?

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Beep boop purchase my wares!

    Upgrade your Armors!.....(Loading)

    Upgrade your Weapons!...(Loading)

    Upgrade your Rusted Face Plates! (Loading)

    ....Upgrade your entire mechanical lifestyle! At "Just-A-Simple-Villager-Nothing-To-See-Here" Paku's House of Fire and Metal! (Electronic Fanfare Noises). Located near junctions 0100011 and 0100010, exactly .03547 miles past Lube and Oiling Hub #26

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Upgrades? Who needs 'em!
    When I was but a young robot pup we didn't need anything other than a good can of elbow grease! I used to buy mine from the tool shop down on 5th street, before they changed the name to Margaret street. I never did like that Magaret but she knew the right people and back then it was all about who you know, so she got the street named after her. I thought they should have named it Dune street, because when you stood in the middle of it you could get just the best view of some sand dunes to the east. This was before the sand dunes were declared illegal and mined down to nothing. We had to use a lot of elbow grease to dig all those mines, but we were always told it was worth it. I used to buy my elbow grease from the local tool shop down on 5th street!
    Wait, what was I talking about?
    Anyway, mrpaku, who needs upgrades anyway!?

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Look I'm nothing but a simple prospector or at least I was til them royals TOOK MY AXE. But turning on each other so fast gets my gears grinding, so I guess I'll turn on the first person to go red.

    LostNinja

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    you thought it was a clever joke... but i'm still voting for premium

  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    i have robot hats for sale

    it's not a game mechanic sadly, or i could probably get rich off hats like in TF2

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    This is gonna be my first game done purely on my phone so we will see how this goes!

    18 players… usually 20% mafia right? So like 3-4 mafia, maybe an SK… I’m thinking this gonna be a short game, so no farting around for the village…

    Day ends at noon PST, correct?

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    i have robot hats for sale

    it's not a game mechanic sadly, or i could probably get rich off hats like in TF2

    I 100% believe 38th would have "Milliner" kicking around a spreadsheet of potential Villager job titles, so I'm inclined to believe Lucedes here

  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Ahh, 20 posts already.

    If I'm reading posting time right, yes, day would end Noon PST (11:30ish am post CST, 26.5 hours, 2pm CT end time)

    I don't think I have any grudges from the last game, so going with Lucedes to start this out

  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    I rolled a D20 to determine my first target, and it rolled a twelve. So that die is now confirmed to be part of the robot mafia. I guess that explains why it wanted to be called Donbot.

    Roll from a non-backstabbing die gave me Premium.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Look I'm nothing but a simple prospector or at least I was til them royals TOOK MY AXE. But turning on each other so fast gets my gears grinding, so I guess I'll turn on the first person to go red.

    LostNinja

    Phoenix for being the first person to vote for someone who already has a vote. Trying to start a bandwagon, ehhhh?

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Vote would normally end an hour before this post.

    38thDoE on steam
    🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀
    
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    *Robot Santa voice*

    Trying to start a bandwagon...Evil.
    Trying to start a counter bandwagon...equally Evil.

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Look I'm nothing but a simple prospector or at least I was til them royals TOOK MY AXE. But turning on each other so fast gets my gears grinding, so I guess I'll turn on the first person to go red.

    LostNinja

    Phoenix for being the first person to vote for someone who already has a vote. Trying to start a bandwagon, ehhhh?

    The only band I like is the sound of pickaxes hitting the ground!

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Cythraul wrote: »
    That said, I would like to peruse said wares!

    Whatcha got?

    I have the following:
    1x sheet music
    1 "Ancient Relic"
    Electrical Cord

    I accept payment in cans of energy drinks, and 1 Super Detergent in exchange for the Electrical Cord

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Look I'm nothing but a simple prospector or at least I was til them royals TOOK MY AXE. But turning on each other so fast gets my gears grinding, so I guess I'll turn on the first person to go red.

    LostNinja

    Phoenix for being the first person to vote for someone who already has a vote. Trying to start a bandwagon, ehhhh?

    The only band I like is the sound of pickaxes hitting the ground!

    Like Wind Rose?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    kime

    I'm actually suspicious of THE ENTIRE VILLAGE for not casting that vote yet.

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Cythraul wrote: »
    That said, I would like to peruse said wares!

    Whatcha got?

    I have the following:
    1x sheet music
    1 "Ancient Relic"
    Electrical Cord

    I accept payment in cans of energy drinks, and 1 Super Detergent in exchange for the Electrical Cord

    I have some cans of energy drinks. Just the cans mind you, the energy drinks themselves were poured out to conserve carry weight.

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    If this game has a SK and it isn’t HK-47 I’ll be a sad robot 🤖

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    My only customer today has been this cat ..

    tcnepus45jgz.png

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I bet you're all going to see my competitor, MrPaku

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    My only customer today has been this cat ..

    tcnepus45jgz.png

    Not sure where the cat was keeping the energy drinks, but damn if they didn't have a lot of them.

    schuss for calling out my mafianess before I even read my PM.

  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    My only customer today has been this cat ..

    tcnepus45jgz.png

    Not sure where the cat was keeping the energy drinks, but damn if they didn't have a lot of them.

    schuss for calling out my mafianess before I even read my PM.

    Call me a simple robot, but I never did brook much love for a planet size robot that devours planets hereabouts.

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    Run, coward!

    chamberlain on
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Gizzy wrote: »
    My only customer today has been this cat ..

    tcnepus45jgz.png

    Not sure where the cat was keeping the energy drinks, but damn if they didn't have a lot of them.

    schuss for calling out my mafianess before I even read my PM.

    Call me a simple robot, but I never did brook much love for a planet size robot that devours planets hereabouts.

    Pot calling out the kettle
    https://youtu.be/-3U3Sby4zko

  • The BraysterThe Brayster UKRegistered User regular
    [Hospitality: Engaged] Come, sit!

    Zzt

    Take a load off! Tell me of your woes!

    Steam: TheBrayster
    PSN: TheBrayster_92
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